I’m in the parking lot of my favorite SC and I forgot San Jose Guys fool proof strategy for marrying a stripper . I think I’m supposed to take my pants off and make out with the bartender and then when it’s her turn to use the restroom I steal her purse ? Can someone please give me the steps I really wanna score.
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Don't forget the chloroform.
If you are following SJG’s advice - why would you park a bicycle in a parking lot?
His advice is to stand by the door and call each guy entering or exiting a chump. After that - his experiences are over 20 years old inside of clubs or amp’s.
Watch closely, follow his mannerisms, and pay attention to his soothing words as he shows chumps how to get a front room make out session with a tranny.
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