Had to pee but was late for a meeting so I held it. After a 90 minute meeting I go to the bathroom. What the hell?!? Three or more streams going in all different directions. After a few seconds it all came together. What’s wrong with me? Getting old? Prostate problem? Or just need to drain my main vein more often?
Poor janitor who has to mop the floor.
Try driving a shit truck . Crazy joe shits in streams
A stream of pee responses about pee streams..........what has become of us...
That’s impressive! It’s easier to admire your streams - knowing you don’t need to mop the floor!
Now you can discuss your prostate issues with the other geriatric guys like @Che and @Flag
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