Don't know if it could be more dead

Usually my reviews are a bit longer and more detailed than this one, but that occurs when I have details to give. There is really only one detail that you need to know about this club: DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON A SUNDAY.

I came here after a boring time at another club. I was in the mood for some fake boobs and a look but don't touch kind of perfect chick kind of place, and Thee Dollhouse seemed like the spot. You have to valet at the place whcih is 5.00 for regular and 10.00 for VIP. There is hotel parking nearby that you could probably get away with using, but I assume they at least threaten to tow so I passed.10.00 admission, you enter in and it is a pretty big club, with a pretty good set up for stage shows. Against the wall there is a stage with U shaped almost theatre style seating. Behind the seating there is a smaller 2nd sattelite stage and behind that a rather long bar. Beer was 6.00. The music is a mix of 1980's rock & some light modern pop/R&B. I noticed that the song length of the more modern music was extremely short, down as far as 2:10. The rock music would play a considerable bit longer.

So I from the prior reviews, it seemed like this was the model/perfect 10 type of club as far as the girls, but on this slow Sunday nightm, thats not what I saw. Honestly, the girls at Scores were better. Not saying that these girls were bad, just nothing special (one of those clubs where the bartenders were better). And certainly not what I was expecting from the hype. Biggest problem was that there were so few girls. No more than 10. And most of the girls were natural, I think I saw one pair of fakes ones, and one pair of what appeared to be big (ok huge) naturals. I also found the nipple pasties here to be much more noticable and awkward than at Scores. Girls were only dancing on the rear sattelite stage, and for the three songs, some appeared to drop their tops only at the very end of the last song. Because of the few dancers there, there would always be at least one song between the last dancer and the next (sometimes two). I did see some floor dances, which seemed fun but low contact (although more so than Scores). None of the dancers did anything for me, plus with the low vibes, and delays between dancers, I frankly got bored, and it was time to go.