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Becoming Rich...

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
While Juice made at least $18,000 last night playing poker I wanted to share some of my successes as well.

Today I found a quarter in a parking lot on the ground and I also found a ten dollar bill in a pair of jeans in the washer this week!!!!

I’m waiting for 9pm today because I’m spending all that money on Arby’s Happyhour tonight!!!

7 comments

  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    Remember the movie Rounders? I can see Juice sitting across the table - salivating - as John Malkovich eats Oreo cookies -

    I’m guessing that movie is poker porn for a guy like Juice -
  • shailynn
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    6 years ago
    Trust me if you put Oreos at a table Juice is gonna lose his concentration real quick.
  • ime
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    6 years ago
    One time juice sat down at a table in atlantic city and noticed Johnny Chan across the table. He says to himself for one hand he will outplay him. Puts in all his money, his swatch watch, his bus ticket home.


    6 months Juice returned to Asheville, he had to walk a long long way.
  • shailynn
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    6 years ago
    Mother fuck! I bet he lost the swatch guards on the watch as well.

    That explains the 120 pounds he lost, pulling a Forrest Gump running marathon. He had at least 10 TUSCL disciples following him on the trip just like Forrest Gump too!!!! When they got to Asheville they all filled out applications at Piggly Wiggly.
  • MackTruck
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    6 years ago
    Meanwhile I dumped a load in his basement
  • Pizza (hiatus)
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    6 years ago
    @ shailynn

    I found two nickels underneath my car mat. Thanks for the tip!
  • JuiceBox69
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    6 years ago
    LMFAO
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