Normally when they start talking about how "big" I am and how it makes them horny. I think that probably means extras but c'mon, that comment just cracks me up.
When do you start laughing at the lines from a dancer?
steeldog65I swear, it's just shrinkage due the cold
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last commentI second this. There isn't a guy in the world who hasn't checked (googled) if he's below average, at average or big. I mean, we don't tell a girl with A cups she's got big boobs either?
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It’s a fun game to play. What’s she going to say “That thing is so tiny - you couldn’t get a chipmunk pregnant with that dick!”
Her pay depends on you thinking you just gave it to her good. If you have been banging her for 10 minutes - and she asks if you are going to get hard soon - you know she’s not feeling it.
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we all like to have our egos inflated a bit, some dancers just aren't very subtle at doing it.
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"What’s she going to say “That thing is so tiny - you couldn’t get a chipmunk pregnant with that dick!”"
Lol
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There is one Follies dancer that makes me laugh as soon a she come up to me because I know that I am about to get a line of unbelievable stripper shit. Her hand immediately goes up my shorts and she starts in with how much she has missed my junk. I respond with "You're so full of shit" but that doesn't phase her one bit. She just keeps it up until I buy at least 2 dances from her. It's just a good thing that she has a killer body and is not bashful.
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Shadow, you know I know exactly who you're talking about, as would several others on this site. I got several dances from her just last week. The torrent of whispered-in-my-ear stripper shit was literally non-stop, but as you say, her body and the UHM dances she gives are totally worth putting up with it. She goes on and on describing in very graphic detail what she wants me to do to her, both inside and outside the club. Yeah, pretty laughable.
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I laugh when...
... she’s wiping my jizz off her lips and into her mouth and says, “I’m not a whore like these other girls.”
... she’s sucking me and another dancer comes in the booth accidentally and then says “don’t worry, she won’t say anything; she’s the biggest whore in the place.”
... she says “anything you want, baby,” and then changes her mind when I tell her that I want a BBBJ with CIM, but I don’t care if she swallows or not.
... she’s feeling the zipper bulge in my pants and says “ooooh, such a nice big dick, and already hard.”
... I’ve been sitting with, and getting dances from, my preferred type (spinnerish, cute) and a cow comes up and say “I know you want a piece o’ dis.”
... a chick offers me a “bargain” rate that’s four or five times the going rate for that club.
... she tells me that the bartender/manager I’ve known for a decade “won’t let [her] do that.”
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I dont really get them using lines on me. But then it has to do with the bitches I go for. I look for ones who are my type and who I think I have shit in common with.
I ignore the ones who come all fake and peppy
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Good lists. I like " you are making me so wet." I say, yeah right. Then they proceeded to make me dip my fingers in to test.
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When do you start laughing at a dancer's jokes? When you've selected a girl you like and you have gotten to know her by spending lots of time with her between the sheets.
SJG
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SJG - that’s not the topic of this discussion. This discussion is about how over the top some dancers are with their comments. They think we believe their shit - but it’s actually laughable.
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Well, so you have to find girls you can get along with and communicate with. I've experienced what you speak of, and so I just don't engage wtih those girls.
SJG
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why do you let dancers get over the top like that though? they're not respecting you so why put up with it?
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I don't play along with dancers who talk to me like that.
SJG
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Yes, because starting to laugh is “put[ting] up with it.”
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... she’s sucking me and another dancer comes in the booth accidentally and then says “don’t worry, she won’t say anything; she’s the biggest whore in the place.”
... she says “anything you want, baby,” and then changes her mind when I tell her that I want a BBBJ with CIM, but I don’t care if she swallows or not.
she tells me that the bartender/manager I’ve known for a decade “won’t let [her] do that.”
^^^^^^^^^^^^ I've heard all of these.
another good one for me is when I tell her something and she goes "oh your a regular"
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Why do you let them play you? Why not tell her "look, don't fuck with me. I know the game. Do what I pay you to do and STFU"
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Latina dancers seem to do the whole "you're so sexy I wish I could fuck you but..." song and dance. Like... if you really wanna ride my pole we could make it happen. You want my cash
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I think it’s amusing to hear the shit. I don’t mind it. However, if it’s too mechanical - I will stop it (if I’m not ready to cum). Most of us have been to several rodeos - so most of us know to discount the stuff heard in strip clubs.
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