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Good Economy means good or bad clubbing

As the economy gets better does that mean clubs get better or worse? Do prices go up? If there are more people employed does them mean a shortage of dancers or will more girls dance because there is more money floating around.

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

First time at Jet

First time there. It was completely dead, only a few customers and dancers. Order drinks at bar. Very dark. The inside looked like it used to be two different establishments due…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Close to 7

I got there a bit after 6, later than my usual time and everyone was super polite. Since it was so late in the shift I contemplated not going but I gave it a go…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Great spot!

After reading some reviews I decided it was time to finally hit up this spot. Boy am I glad I did. The black clubs are really the shit and this one gets it right. Everyone…

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Favorite Band/Musical Artist Ever

Who is yours? Just can name one, no need for a 3 paragraph explanation why (hint hint SJG), but a short statement why would be nice. $10 Juice says Riff Raff, 4Got picks the Butthole Surfers and LDK82 picks…

The Men's Club Flint

Flint, Michigan

Quite the racket

First off, I write this as neither a recommendation of a knock on the location, this is simply my observations. First off, due to the no smoking in Michigan laws, I though the place…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Empty at Rush Hour

Had little to do on a Monday afternoon and this place was near my hotel. I just dropped in to waste some time until dinner. It was about 5:30 and the traffic on…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

always wanted to try this place just “scared” about what

always wanted to try this place just “scared” about what to do when entering

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I am going to go broke

Had a boring visit to another club in town, ditched it, and came here. Good choice. The only drawback was how packed the place was, you could barely find a place to stand much less…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

A whole lotta fake titties

I mostly stick with mexico when looking for some entertainment but my friends like to go here when in Vegas so I went a long too. Called the rhino for them to send us a…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Slow afternoon, Morgan saves it (again)

So I looked at the titles of my reviews, and a lot of them are "slow afternoon but xxx saves the day." This visit was one of those (again). Seattle clubs are pretty dead in…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

July 5, 2018-evening shift

My tour of motor city playland continued with a stop at Subis this evening around 9:30pm. It's a smaller club in a strip mall residential area. I turned into the parking lot, parked the car…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

straight to the back again

I never spend time in the front. I don't have too much time, so I head straight to the Royalty Room. I went on Wednesday because I knew Ariel was working. I got there…

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Good Happy Hours and Food Deals

As is well known around here, I enjoy a few pops with my titties. When the opportunity is right, I also like to eat dinner before I start seriously drinking. For these reasons, I greatly enjoy kicking off…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Dont really know

I'm a long time on and off customer of follies, I think its basically the same as it has always been with a few new negatives that I have seen. The cuban/no english speaking gang…

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Club Manager Pay

How much do club managers make?

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Match Made In Heaven

Nicole1994 and Fishsticks. Both are constant whiners both demand attention. Set them up on a blind date Juicy. Make reservations at TGIFridays and an outing to a strip club afterwards.

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Men on tuscl

Men on tuscl:"omg @ these misogynstic trolls talking abt pimps and prostitutes..they need to gffo. Also men on tuscl: let me make in fun of a female being a housewife, among other things(let my actions show that, although to a lesser…

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'She's worked very hard as a stripper to hustle and pay her bills': Geoffrey Ede

She looks like wife material to me. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5924333/Former-escort-Gabi-Grecko-says-shes-inspired-Cardi-B-launches-rap-career.html

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Rear End

What is your favorite colloquialism for a woman’s rear end?

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

What happened here

I’ll comment on my last two visits to oasis. First time was on a Monday around 10pm last winter. About 1/2 the bar was filled and about 20 girls. I was approached…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

My first BT visit

I wanted to check this place out to see if there was anytging better than my go to options of Subis and Criket. Indeed, the club is nicer. $7 valet was high, but as the…

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I am just floored...

Talking to a white stripper, this is your standard looking white girl next door, who said she won't date black guys. She said they're nasty and rude and always smell like shit (me being the exception because she's not…

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Why is it difficult for strippers to be grammatically correct?

They can't understand that you should stop when you encounter a period.

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

All Stars

he best gentalmenclubs in SATX, we had a blast on a Saturday night after the final four 2018. The wife and I had lost interest in these types of clubs as talent, quality, and customer…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Worth a Visit

PT's is tucked away in Garland , whereas most of the other strip clubs are around North-west Dallas. Parking looks safe and its freeand its get really crowded on the weekends. I had come couple…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Less busy than past visits

I stopped by on a Thursday night for the first time in a long time. When I got there, there a little before 10pm, there weren’t any stage dances for about 10 minutes. Then a…

Cheetah's of Florence

Florence, South Carolina

Things have Changed

My friends and I came out to celebrate our buddy's promotion at work. We were looking forward to seeing a couple of dancers who come here from Myrtle Beach but at the last minute they…

The G Spot

Eastampton, New Jersey

A Surprising Gem with Just the Perfect Amount of Rough Edges

I decided to hit this place up on a whim while driving past. I have seen it many times before and the evening seemed ripe for an event out of the ordinary. So to…

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Strip club evacuated due to hazmat.

BROOKLYN, Ill. — A hazmat situation inside of a Metro East strip club sent several people to the hospital, police said. Two officers with the Brooklyn Police Department responded to Roxy's early Friday morning. Four patrons inside the building were discovered…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

July 5, 2018-dayshift

After an expensive trip to Flight Club I decided to stop by Bogart's to eat dinner and catch the end of the dayshift girls. It was $5 to enter The club was dimly lit with…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

More young and innocent looking gals than hk

I haven't visit adelita for awhile but this time I decided to check it out after a disappointed visit at hk earlier. Let's start with the crossing process. We crossed mexico on foot and it…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

No More Pizza

The significant thing since last review is that next door pizza place is closed. Rumor has it that club owner (Joe Redner) wants to turn it into a medical marijuana dispensary. (A FL state judge…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Oldie but Goodie

Little Darlings is the only strip club in Las Vegas in which every lap dance is fully nude. Even better, every lap dance takes place in a private booth away from the main floor…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Couple Diamonds in the Rough

I checked this place out since I recently moved to the DFW area. It has $0 cover which is nice. You walk in, there are 3 small stages and 1 large stage at the back.…

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What is the difference between a calendar and a strip club customer?

Q. What is the difference between a calendar and a strip club customer? A. A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

July 5, 2018-afternoon shift

I'd tried the evening shift here a few days earlier and decided to go in the afternoon today. I spent more than I wanted but it was a very satisfying visit. The valet price was…

Little Darlings

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Fun headliner

I had read that Little Darlings was next door to Deja Vu in Kalamazoo, and thought this was like other sets of clubs that join each other down a street. But these two clubs are…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

A lot of hotties but lots of people making it rain

Well this place is wild style and out of control. The soapy stage experience is worth it alone. Private booth dance I experienced left something to be desired. Avoid the tequila guy at all costs!…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Thank you for the tip. Would you recommend Listerine strips

Thank you for the tip. Would you recommend Listerine strips or breath spray? I hope you enjoyed your 4th of July.

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

You Get What You Pay For

The club look/vibe wasn't impressive. While the venue is clean, it looks rundown both on the outside and inside. Music overall had an ok mix of rock and party music and DJ didn't…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

Meh

Sugar Shack is not too far from the town of Lake Geneva, just a few minutes north up a county highway. I was on the west end of the lake Friday night (dinner at Gordy's…

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Rate Her: Loren Gray, popular Muser on Musical.ly

Loren Gray aka Loren Beech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK785wpKUQQ https://www.instagram.com/loren/?hl=en

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

But the Bathrooms

Okay so I might have been one to make some snarky comments about the bathrooms in the past. No more. While I wouldn’t recommend having a picnic lunch on the floor, they have finally upgraded…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Slow Saturday Afternoon

Passing through the area for the first time in about 5 years and thought I would stop by and let the storms move on through around 4:30 PM. Paid the $5 cover and went…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Some changes and a Storm(y) is coming!

Visited on the Thursday after July 4th about 5pm. Not too many customers (10-12) or dancers (8 or so, but more came in while we were there). Saw a few dancers that were new (to…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Lack of business sense

I was in the neighborhood on wed. afternoon and thought I'd stop in. I've reviewed this club before and not much has changed. When sat down, the bartender said it's been a long time. I…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Tried here post pH raid

So many girls from pH transferred here. The place is busy now, I think from a lot of people moving over from other places. The place is usually packed on Saturday nights, but…

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The Mann Act

My ATF and I drove from MA to VA today. SC tomorrow. I was reminded of a story I heard. A nearby zoo had a problem. Their prized couple of porpoises were extremely randy and given the size of the male’s…

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A little paranoid ?

From a recent review of Synn North Hills, CA: "... I was in the area and debated on going here or Oddball down the street. I stopped here first to check it out and if it sucked I could go the…

Little Darlings

Kalamazoo, Michigan

No girls stopped by, Feature Entertainer was Meh.

I don't go here often, but was passing by on my way home. $5 cover, door guy gives you a pat down before you can enter. Typical Deja Vu. Club, they all seem to have…

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Honk kong

I am one month away from a 4 day stay at cascadia. Should i be excited? Any advice from all the tj regulars?

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Oh the noobs

From a recent review of Treasures Houston: "... I decided to take a trip to Houston to kill time and relax. I went to two clubs. Centerfold and Treasures. Treasures was a lot more active. This means more dancers. However, I…

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Water, Rice, Veggies and Fasting

Let's knock this next hundred pounds off

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Distracted Boyfriend Meme

Scroll down, pretty funny photos. https://twitter.com/ShortFormErnie/status/1011362138772918272/photo/1

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Saturday evening visit

I went with a group of friends on Saturday night around 10pm. I don’t know if it was an off night, but there seemed to be less girls and customers than ever before.…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Day Shift

While Memphis isn't the strip club haven it once was, you can still have a little bit of fun in the clubs nowadays. The laws in Memphis prohibit full nudity, and really any nudity…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Fun time at PT's

Went to PT's to kick off the weekend. The club is a byob facility so grabbed a six pack. Paid the cover which was around 22 dollars. Took a seat by the bar at the…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Still Great Times to be Had at HL!

Review is of last Friday & Saturday afternoon visits. Some newer bouncers than I remember from my last visit a while ago, so they asked to view my ID (no scan/no fee). Walked right to…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I am sorry - satisfied again

I am sorry. It may not be the fanciest place in the world, but this place is clean and does the job. They had 6-7 girls working the lunch crowd Thursday and about 10 people…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Spending nights with Pussycats

Since my last review four months ago I have had the opportunity to come back here several times in the evening. With the recent closings of Bottoms Up and Diamonds there has been a…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Full bar, Average girls

Visited of a Tuesday around 9pm. I got my entry comped with a free pass from a competing club. There were at least 7 or 8 girls visible; it was still early in the night.…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

First time to Deans

I dropped in after seeing some good reviews here. Got to say the reviews were accurate. This is a first class club with very hot girls and there was a really nice collection…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

July 4, 2018

I visited the club on the evening of July 4th, arriving at 9pm. They were grilling burgers, steaks, chicken, and hotdogs outside as I walked in. Cover was $10 and I paid $20 to sit…

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When you are too old and sick to go to the strip club anymore, will you...

a) Kill yourself. b) Spend all your waking hours on TUSCL, putting people on ignore and posting about your glory days with your ATF from 20 years ago?

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, New York

Landing strip

Went during the afternoon several days ago. Got a dance from some brunette that says she is there about 6 days a week. Not bad looking, decent tits. Didn't go for the 120 or 200…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

NOT THAT GREAT

this place has roaches. there is a kitchen but i would not recommend eating here. it Is not in a good neighborhood. not a very friendly place. there used to be an army of…

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Best new TUSCL posters in 2018

PL - Phatboy99 Dancer - Nicole1994 Finally bringing some fresh takes and new energy to this mausoleum of a discussion board. Truth.

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Remembering your first LDK

With all the LDK talk it reminded my of my first one... feel free to share, and ladies on the board feel free to share the first time a customer LDK’d with you if ever. It was in the early…

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Im having difficulty getting laid.

Any advice plz? Thx -this i think will b ny fave discussion thread (;

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Double trouble

Well had a long day to myself so decided to swing by on way to Mariners game and then after starting my drive home I decided that I could use a little time to myself.…

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Getring laid on tuscl

Which troll would be best to go see to get laid? Nicole 1994, mamasan, tijuana tim, mack truck or sjg,s goat?

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Good time with a warning.

Good club, hot dancers, good rotation. High mileage up in the VIP, but one word of caution. First of all, it's $60 just to go upstairs for an hour. One would think that with that…

Pandora's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Kind of a strange club.

Parking: small valet parking lot or free on the side street if you're lucky Entry: No ID scan, pat-down at the door, $25 cover Club: Small and on the dive side Drinks: No alcohol, BYOB Girls: 12 Dancers, ranging…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Sketchy Neighborhood, but some fine looking latinas

I have been to Bishops more times than I can remember. Parking can be very hard to find and now that I have a new P/U truck, I am not sure if I will…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Used to love this place

I used to love this place. I know that service was hit or miss but it was more hit than miss for me. But this last trip put a bad taste in my…

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Recommended outside of club dancers

Any recommendations on good outside the club dancers in the Dc, Maryland, Virginia, Pa, Wv area??

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Overdue Return

I was back in Miami, arriving on a late flight and made an instant return to Deans. It was probably almost 1am by the time I got there. Later than before, and I imagine I…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

A bit out of the way, but still good for a visit once and awhile.

I'm usually not in the Woonsocket area, but when I am, it's usually a fairly good time. It's by no means a big club, despite how it looks from the outside. I usually only…

Godfather The Gentlemens Club

North Hills, California

What’s the point

To be fair it was July 4th. The place was literally empty when we walked in. Not a single other customer and no girls around. After a few minutes of sitting around, a “dancer” came…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Friendly staff, good food, hot dancers, sometimes free drinks

I went on a friday afternoon (4ish) about a month ago. From the outside you can barely tell the place is there until you are standing right infront of it. I highly doubt there is…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Blue Balls...

Stopped in on a Thursday before I had to be at a meeting. Facilities were super clean and inviting as always. I love the layout of this club. When I got here at about 11:30am,…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Fun times as alway

If you have never been to the Geisha house you are missing out. Walked in an immediately new I was going with Kendra. She is a tall redhead with nice bolt ons.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

The dive

This place doesn’t change and I doubt it will absent some LE influence. What you get here is a smoke filled room that will ensure you smell like an ashtray within ten minutes, a range…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Slow Night - Still Fun

I went to Christies for the first time on a thursday night. On first entering two things hit me, first was how big the place was; two story tall main room with plenty of seating…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Future VIP candidate?

Stopped in Saturday around 2 pm. It was unexpectedly slow, which for Follies means it was three-quarters full. Found a seat at the bar and received surprisingly attentive service from the blonde bartender, which for…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

First time success

I was in the area and debated on going here or Oddball down the street. I stopped here first to check it out and if it sucked I could go the street. First thing I…

Starz

Gardena, California

Going downhill

This was my favorite club in the area. This time it wasn't that great. Most of the dancers were unattractive. I saw one dancer go on stage, go to the dressing room and never come…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Hump Day

Always the best to go on Hump day while the prices are 20 bucks for a dance. Good thing about this club is they play full songs. Usually rap and hip hop.…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Never again

I decided to take a trip to Houston to kill time and relax. I went to two clubs. Centerfold and Treasures. Treasures was a lot more active. This means more…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Not worth it even with no cover charge

Entered about 6 pm on a Wednesday. Strange set up, with the bar in front, then you have to go through another door to get to the dance area. There was one dancer sitting at…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Slow on In the Afternoon?

Decided to check this place out after hearing that it has some of the hottest girls around. First off, while I didn't have any trouble since it was the afternoon, parking is basically in a…

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MackTruck Fucked your ATF

Hell yea your Alcohol Tobacco and Fire Arms

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MackTruck Fucks a lot of bitches

Tittle says it all

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The joy of making it rain

Since a lotta white guys seem so perplexed about it, here's my two cents. When you're from a community so goddamn poor and you could get got over $20, well the absolute status of success is being so rich you can…

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So I walked into the strip club with a white blazer....

And somehow the prices doubled. Still thought I looked sexy as fuck though.

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Tuesday July 3rd

I visited the FC for the first time this past Tuesday evening arriving around 10:30pm. Upon entering I was greeted warmly by a beefy security guard who shook my hand and welcomed me to the…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Afternoon Follies

I was on my back home from handling personal affairs and I decided to stop at the BallPark to see if I could get some quick service before continuing on my way. The ambiance has…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

Uncle Joe's has reopened. The owner is eager to

Uncle Joe's has reopened. The owner is eager to sell but also trying to hire new dancers. Time will tell.

77 Sunset Strip

Parkersburg, West Virginia

Too many rules

First off, this place is not easy to find. Its back behind a truck stop, but is not labelled well until you get right to it. The club itself is nice, drinks are a little…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Time wasted

Stopped in here about 5:45 and the place was empty only bartender was out. She said she has dancers comming. Waited about 15 min and no one came out. Bartender said better to come after…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

If you need a break from HK

Went to Adelits’s as a side trip. Like most TJ pl’s I was aiming at Hong Kong. After Checking into Hotel Casidas next door, and lurking around HK for a bit, I didn’t see any…

Scores Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went into Scores at about 8:30 pm about a

I went into Scores at about 8:30 pm about a month ago. They wanted a cover, which I refused and after some bickering, they let me in free. I have never seen a club so dead. There never was anyone…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Tuesday July 3rd

I visited the FC for the first time this past Tuesday evening arriving around 10:30pm. Upon entering I was greeted warmly by a beefy security guard who shook my hand and welcomed me to the…

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WIFEY

What do you gents tell the Mrs. when you go to / get back from the strip club?

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Ok for a Wednesday

Rolled through one Wednesday night. Not too crowded but still enough girls to come say hi and have a couple dances. The downstairs area is pretty chill and comfortable. And their drinks are great for…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

ph

As I was looking at the rooms during my last visit, I realized it was almost 9 years ago when this place got busted. 6 girls arrested, all atbtheir home for prostitution. The…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Monday evening - pleasantly surprised

I happened to be in the area on this Monday evening and decided to stop in for a look. I have been here on day shift many times, but hardly ever able to make…

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Buyer beware

OK, I have been here many times and reviewed this dive often. And I have had success here in the past. But about two weeks ago I left here disappointed and may not…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

Kinda Sad

So we went here with a group for a bachelor party. Paid 10 dollar cover. I needed some cash, and they say they have an ATM, but it's not an ATM. It's a…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Decent Time at EI

Hadn't been to Ebony Inn in about 6 months, so checked it out again. Can report some good and some not so good. First off, they charged me $20 admission during day shift because there was…

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July 4th Hitdog Statistic

150 million hotdogs are consumed in America on July 4th. Joey Chestnut, professional contest eater, broke his own record in NY yesterday eating 74 in 11 minutes. I had 2 yesterday. Wonder how many Juice had? I wonder…

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Stormy

I went here the night Stormy Daniels danced. The place was packed. I had been to a club before when a porn star has been there so I made sure I got there early. Diamonds…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Still the same

Hadn't been in a few months, and decided to stop by on a Tuesday afternoon. Plenty of parking (1pm), and I walked in, ordered my water and stood there at the bar for a…

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What is the difference between a stripper and the wind?

Q. What is the difference between a stripper and the wind? A. Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Com'on yall, reviews are too slow, once a month?

Com'on yall, reviews are too slow, once a month? Have any tips for this club? Drop them here.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Instead of writing more reviews, I'll just post some tips

Instead of writing more reviews, I'll just post some tips here. If she's not giving yall GFE or DFK, it's probably of hygiene. I always brought my favorite Listerine UltraClean max strength to the hotel, I use it…

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Tijuana visitors did you notice this?

Did any one noticed there's a big church between HK and Adelita? I've heard story of some girls going there to pray before going to work. How sweet is that? I guess there're angels out there on…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Solid choice, reliable, best in area.

Best place in area to chill, drink alcohol, and watch hot topless girls. One-way lap dances for $20/song. Overall good to great dances. Occasionally, women pester you for a dance (not a hustle) but depending…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Friday afternoon..

This is such a nice little club. Small yet comfortable and inviting. When you walk in you are greeted by the doorman to the left, who is very nice. To the right is the DJ…

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Is follies overrated?

Time for reflection

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Dancer Showcases?

When all the dancers go up on stage and it's often accompanied with some kinda special. Seems they were somewhat more common back in the day. The very few ckubs I've seen them at recently seems they are done sparingly. In some ways…

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Crazy Dancer LD stories..

ATF told me she danced for the guy and he wanted to jack himself off. Guy wanted my atf to piss in a cup so he drink it. Oh and my atf needed my cum, for a quick IQ boost!…

Tease (Old Listing)

Paterson, New Jersey

Lame

I’ve visited this club many times in the past just to see Kristian. Every time I saw her we’d have a great time in the “VIP” room. She gave a great bbbj and the…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Dead on a Wednesday evening

I paid ten bucks cover after the girl at the door assured me they had plenty of dancers working inside. I believed her because the parking lot had many cars and I saw several…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Don’t judge by the outside

When my uber pulled up to this tiny little building, I tipped my driver to wait 2 minutes in case this was a completely wasted trip. Two men outside smoking were apparently the GM and…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

New Ownership?

Heard from two dancers that as of last Friday the club has new ownership. That said, I did not observe any changes yet - daytime cover was still $5, beer/wine still $11, DJ and music…

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Fireworks

Why do rednecks love shooting off fireworks so much?

Dangerous Curves

Ames, Iowa

A Quiet Tuesday

My wife and I were staying in Ames on the Tuesday night, so we decided to check out Dangerous Curves. It was very quiet with 4 or 5 dancers and maybe a dozen customers.…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Friendly girls

Came in on a Saturday night. About 10 girls were working that night. there are three stages, and on weekends all stages will have girls dancing. Most of the girls were pretty good looking, with…

Lady Vi's

Superior, Wisconsin

Still friendly, laid back

I like to stop in when Im in the area. It's a friendly neighborhood bar that also happens to have girls dancing topless on a nearby stage. The girls also are like girls from the…

Hobbeze

Lebanon, Pennsylvania

Hobbeze follow-up

Work had been busy and this precluded any type of hobbying fun until recently. Then, I got on a bit of a strip club spree— the most recent stop was to Hobbeze — where I…

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TuSCl stripper called me cute

I feel honored lol love it when girls call me cute

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

A shadow of it's former self, but not horrible.

One of the best stages in town. Big, multiple poles, plenty of room for seating. Unfortunately, far more seating than it's needed the past couple of years. During the day, it seems…

Fantasy's Island Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

No place to go but up...

I'd like to think that this place couldn't go any lower, but I thought that a few months ago, and they proved me wrong then, so... It used to be awesome, but the pendulum…

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Daddy trucks

Who does this fagg thank he is

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Top 3

One of my top 3 favorite clubs in Louisville. I usually go here around 7 or 8 pm or so, as the girls I most want to see tend to come in around then,…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Just another club

I have been avoiding Pony due to low mileage from my past experience but I still decided to give it a shot past week. And to my disappointment, not much has changed since my last…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Not much to say honestly

Paid 20 dollar cover entered the club went straight to the bar. Ordered a beer I think it was $5 don't remember. Watched the stage show. The music was very loud. Noticed no girls were…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

Not bad

Not a terrible club. Out of about 8 dancers there was a couple really cute ones. I noticed that they liked their locker room a lot. Most of the dancers either hid back there or…

Red Square Club

Dubai, United Arab Emirates

Not a strip club

We didn't actually sit and order a drink as we just happened to be in the area and saw a couple of hot girls getting in, so we followed them to find out what was…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Saturday night visit

Yet another lackluster visit to Harem House. I go back still hoping it will be better...but I think I have finally learned that Harem House is dead. I stopped in on Saturday night around midnight.…

Beansnappers

Appleton, Wisconsin

Good but not great.

Went here on a fri. night with my girl. No cover but a two drink minimum - soda, no alcohol here. About 8 dancers. 3 of them were hot, 3 were so so and the…

Al's Diamond Cabaret

Reading, Pennsylvania

I don't know how this place has such high reviews

I do not understand how this place is rated so highly. The establishment looks like shit on the outside, but once you're inside it's actually pretty nice. There is a main stage in the center…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Nasty smelling place

I read several other reviews before visiting the Ballpark, so I had some idea of what to expect. I went for the full value dances in the booths, knowing that none of the dancers were…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Met "sammy" last night(tuesday 7/3) who is totally my "type",

Met "sammy" last night(tuesday 7/3) who is totally my "type", hot af. Curvy blonde with fake tits and a juicy ass but her "only $20 nude" policy stopped me from spending more on her. A sausage fest so I got…

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Any black dudes hit up Hong Kong b4

What's the deal there? Vikings surely you must have been

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Married Dancer - Comes on strong REALStrong

Since it’s a holiday I need to figure this out. Unfortunately, one of my favorites left one of my favorite clubs. I am a semi-regular customer so the server suggests a new dancer (former cam girl and private party…

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Special dancer drink prices

Just saw a review for a Louisville club where dancer drink price was $24, more than double a customers price. I think this is a horrible rip off to the customer and I wouldn't pay it. Unfortunately the club does…

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The problem is that....

When rappers talk about "popping girls" in their lyrics as if they are "popping girls", everyone turns up in the club. But everyone would turn the fuck down and walk out of the club, instead of turn up , if…

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Independence day informative...

Heres your chance... post questions comments concerns etc.... i will answer all questions within reason of course. Gonna be on most of the day and i am pretty bored so as always keep me entertained TUSCL fans.

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One's ATF

What is IT that makes that one dancer your ATF? I'm sure there are many traits, but which singular one, if missing, would have prevented her from ever being your ATF? For me, her being Asian.

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Dallas Cabaret North

Have a rare trip to Dallas on Monday. This looks like a good spot for my tastes. Anyone know how this place is in the late afternoon / early evening? Or do girls not even show up until late? Thanks for…

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Happy 4th All

That's all.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

@ anislee Thank you for the additional information. You seem

@ anislee Thank you for the additional information. You seem like the quite the Hong Kong expert! Enjoy the fireworks and other scintillating views friend.

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What's the difference between strip club customers and eggs?

Q. What's the difference between strip club customers and eggs? A. Eggs get laid.

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Mamison too busy spanking her monkey to make any sense

Tittle says it all

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I got me a million dollar Idea

I have been looking to expand my entrepreneur horizons. I been running these hoes for years and I want to get more high end clientele to boost profits. I am going to buy a nice Mercedes Sprinter van. I will…

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I da Daddy of em all

I gots hoes for days and I rent them out

Tijuana

Has a ROB in Tijuana ever had you beaten up?

I’ve read about never prepaying, standing your ground if she attempts to charge beyond the agreed amount, etc. And if she insists on prepayment, ending the session quickly and leave. If she attempts higher charges, pay only what you agreed…

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Yet Another Moron Tries to Write a Review

This "review" of Purple Orchid in Philly was submitted for approval. Here is the entire submission: Stripper seduction How do strippers learn the "seduction" aspect of their job? Is it just what comes hard-wired into their brains as females+undocumented community wisdom…

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Anyone planning to SC July 4th

Day or nightshift?

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Meet Isabelle Deltore, the max security prison guard who traded the handcuffs fo

"Once she saw the amount of money she could make with a stripping job, she messaged the prison after her 4 am shift at the club saying that she had resigned. “This is definitely more lucrative. I wasn’t on the…

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NBA - Rondo signs with Lakers

What do you guys think about Rondo to the Lakers? London and his dad gonna be traded to the Flint Tropics for a washing machine? Hey, I hope I’m not doing too many NBA threads.

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Are noses sexy?

What would you tell a dancer of her nose is bigger than her boobs? I definitely could not marrybher but I my get a dance

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Another Masterpiece Review

From today's Unpublished reviews of Pumps in Brooklyn, NY "... The rest was pretty meh as far as environment and drinks were concerned my friend got a deal because it was her birthday so we got a Little section to ourselves…

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Placement

When I visit a SC I am usually flying solo. I usually try to get a spot at the bar. Am I doing this right? Should I be at the stage or at a table?

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Costs associated with dancing...

Several people ask about this and i did some research and here goes... Tanning- 75 a month Nails- 60 Outfits- Varies but around 50-100 every month or two Waxing- 150 a month for everything Makeup- 50 a month Gym membership- 40 a month Accessories- 50-75 a month on…

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"Stripper Time"

Had some OTC set up the other night with a day shift dancer. Her shift ended at 7, said she wanted to home and get a shower and such and would be by my hotel at 8:30 or so.…

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Yes or No?

Angela Ponce

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Iranian general claims Israel is stealing their clouds.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/03/iran-thinks-israel-stealing-clouds-cause-drought-7679005/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark No wonder so many fear Iran. :)

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Wedding Season Is Upon Us

Is it just me or is going to a wedding pretty bad ass? Now some things have to come into play for me to enjoy a wedding: 1. Decent food served 2. Open bar 3. Warm weather so the…

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VIDEO: American boxer Adrien Broner throws heaps of money on strippers at Miami

Let this be your lesson in how to make it rain. http://www.tsmplug.com/boxing/video-american-boxer-adrien-broner-throws-heaps-of-money-on-strippers-at-miami-nightclub/

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Merkel Giving In...

Oops, yeah let’s go ahead and set up a border. https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/07/02/world/europe/angela-merkel-migration-coalition.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur Interesting article.

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Was this a juicebox69 sighting in SoCal?

juicebox69, stealing the guy's margarita and using his hot tub without an invitation = non-brilliant! http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-margarita-loving-bear-20180702-story.html Or maybe this wasn't juicebox69. Perhaps it was one of the ricks! ;)

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Thanks Shailynn

Thanks for starting your NBA threads. I like that they are focused on specific topics.

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What is the least likely thing that you will ever hear a stripper say?

Q. What is the least likely thing that you will ever hear a stripper say? A. "I'll take English Literature for $1000, Alex."

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Club comments feature

Each club now has a "comments" section which is designed for brief comments and updates, not for more detailed reviews. I like the concept but very few people are posting comments. Any ideas on how to increase the…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Angels is not an extras club but the talent is

Angels is not an extras club but the talent is pretty good, including the day time line up. The lap dances feature pretty good two way contact in small cubicles that are monitored by video surveillance. The club…

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Rate Her: Ängie, Swedish popstar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw5-z-5Ylzc https://www.instagram.com/fuckingangie/?hl=en Her body is a bit above-average, but her face is pretty beautiful to me. Photos of her before she became a singer. Shows how much makeup and hair can alter perception of a woman: http://www.davidkallman.portfoliobox.me/angelina-dehn-gustavsson

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July 4

Are strip clubs busier on this date or is it too contextual to give answer lol ?

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NBA Part 20

And the moves keep coming. Boogie to the Warriors, who won’t even be ready to play until Jan 2019!!!!!! I heard Shaq, Kobe and the Mailman are signing to the Lakers after the 4th...Tristan Thompson and JR Smith are joining…

Club Fantasy

Sacramento, California

Looks like this club has become an after hours hip

Looks like this club has become an after hours hip hop party spot. Also saw on their IG page that they are trying to get their liquor license. If they get it, it wont be nude anymore.

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7 bucks a month

It now cost 7 bucks a month for membership on this site? WTF. I use to do lots of reviews and enjoyed reading the strip clubs reviews but now I'm shut out. This is some bull shit.

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How do you find a hooker in a casino?

Legit question. It's hard to figure out who the working girls are versus the girls who are just dressed attractively. Even worse are the casinos that have day clubs with pools where everyone is wearing bikini-wear.

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Chelsea Pezzola

Another one of the Co-hosts of Swing Clinic on Fox Sports. They are doing a good job of putting eye candy on this show. Would you get dances? https://www.instagram.com/clpezzola/?hl=en

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Yesterday a bartender at another local club told me the

Yesterday a bartender at another local club told me the Showplace has lost its liquor license for 6 months. She is usually a reliable source. Maybe someone can confirm. I haven’t been there for years.

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Elise Lobb

I must be watching a lot of golf. Elise Lobb is another golf reporter for the regional Fox Sports Network show Swing Clinic. I think you guys will like her better, especially those who like spinners. Would you get dances? https://www.instagram.com/eliselobb/?hl=en https://goo.gl/images/uiWdG9 https://goo.gl/images/QMNDqI You can also…

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Interesting visit today at a SC

Had an interesting afternoon visit to a SC today that was new to me. Walked in with an hour to kill and 80 bucks in my pocket so just planned to tip at the rail. Tipped a girl dancing, she…

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"just the right amount of wrong"

This Cosmopolitan Hotel in Las Vegas, is it new? Did they make a new building or just buy an existing one? Do you find their ads provocative, suggesting of some sort of an alternate reality, something not entirely unlike Tijuana? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch-IaE63l3I https://www.cosmopolitanlasvegas.com/?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=bing&utm_term=cosmopolitan-hotel-las-vegas-_&utm_content=Brand-USGeo-Tier1&utm_campaign=DigitalAlwaysOn2016&msclkid=5884b31d004319a5d421e82799db0565 SJG

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Phatboys mom likes to suck SCPandits aids dick

LOOK I TALKED ABOUT YOUR CUNT MOM TO FAGGOT GO CRY ABOUT IT

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Best subs

I thought which which was the best but im still in love with subway

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Why isn't Phatboy answering my post no more?

I promise to translate everything to ghetto Spanglish so you can understand it. I thought we had something. We definitely shared moment no?

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ESL for Phatboy

Because Ingles isn't tú first lengua. Bitch is actually a not nice word, muy malo palabara. Nos dicen dama (lady) in Ingles. Also Las drugas aqui no es medicine es muy bad too. Being a pimp es el mismo como un ladron.…

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Sick water buffalo hustle

I see on YouTube videos where the Bangkok go-go dancers go to hustle for PL's is a sick water buffalo back home in their province. I can easily visualize me reaching for my wallet as one of these cute Thai honeys…

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Balls

Shave em or not? Discuss...

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PSA: Ghetto Nacos may sound like troll, but trolls are more intelligent

Phatboy is a ghetto naco almost-mojado, not a troll. So stop insulting troll by calling him one Si he's from the lowest ghetto trash you can get and He's around people who aspiration is to be able to at least get…

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Dayton, Ohio Clubs - where do you go?

I have been out of the scene for 3+ years and want to check some clubs out again but things seemed to have changed. Harem was a place for "good mileage" but they must have closed. Are all of the…

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Wolf of Wall Street says " Get out of Bitcoin"

I loved that movie. I especially loved seeing Margot Robbie naked. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/29/wolf-of-wall-street-jordan-belfort-get-out-of-bitcoin.html?__source=yahoo%7Cfinance%7Cheadline%7Cstory%7C&par=yahoo&yptr=yahoo

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Id like to know.

At what age you started FREQUENTLY/REGULARLY attending strip clubs? Thx