Ultimate strip club fantasy ideas

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ToyChaser
I just make them raise their right-hand and swear they are clean - then its all BBJ's & FS
My #1 strip club fantasy to actually happen ITC is to have a stripper (prostitute), put a bottle of beer in her vagina, stand on the bar and squirt it out everywhere for the bartender to clean it up. An have other guys into it be like "ohhhhhhhhh" so that the girl won't stop and all the people who work there have to clean it up. that would be my sick hilarious fantasy.

Anybody got any?

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PaulDrake
6 years ago
WTF is wrong with you?
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TJ Lee
6 years ago
Yeah the only place that will happen is in mexico or thailand.
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
^ Or the Philippines.
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SCPandit
6 years ago
...I'm completing my goal right now. Infecting the girls in the clubs here with HIV.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
You're a troll.
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twentyfive
6 years ago
ToyChaser=Trucidos
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flagooner
6 years ago
My fantasy would be to see a team of bouncers beat the fuck out of this troll.
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HumptyDance
6 years ago
I’ll second that.
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Icey
6 years ago
i had a ho do that with a champagne bottle in a vip room before
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My fantasy would be to give a dance to a very cute guy in the best lingerie
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TheeOSU
6 years ago
I don't understand why you want a guy in lingerie but if you insist there's a creep in San Jose that could fulfill your fantasy if you can pry him out of the gay bathhouse. ;-)
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^^No lol..i said my fantasy is to dance 4 a cutie in pretty lace lingerie lol
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Me in lace lingerie or whatever dancing 4 a guy
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georgmicrodong
6 years ago
My fantasy is to get a blow job from a pretty girl.

Oh, wait...
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Say like at the TJ HK Bar, sort of.

Pair of oiled up girls in high heels and makeup. They start out, usually on all fours, open tongue kissing, rubbing each other with bullet vibes.

You come up and indicate which you want and sit down. Likely then someone will quickly claim the other.

Admiralty table type stage, big scallops for sitting.

Probably girl lies down right in front of you, and a few words and then dfking ensues. ( has occasionally been like this at Sunnyvale Hip Hugger. )

Proceeding to her tits, all oil lubbed etc. Then onto her snatch.

Then you take the vibe and work her tits, while going back to DFKing her. Continuing to her pussy, external then internal. Let her nicely go over the top, lots of DFKing.

You and she have put on quite a show, Applause expected.

Then you help her off the stage, she's now holding the vibe,. then upstairs to your room for FS, more rounds, Jacuzzi, food, contact info, waking up in the morning and planning your next outside of Zona visit and how she will be quickly integrated into affairs of yours.

That is basically how it will be for me in the future. But I don't think HK bar actually does it quite that way.

In the org I am building, that kind of encounter will be standard, and never any costs. FS on sex furniture in main room perfectly fine.

SJG
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April9424
6 years ago
My fantasy is making you think I’m gonna rim you and taking your money then putting an 8 inch pleaser up your asshole, you rapey sadist
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
^^^^^ Yipes, I hope you aren't directing that at me.

SJG
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April9424
6 years ago
^no it was at OP who has posted some very disturbing things. You’re annoying but not evil.
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
^^^^^^ Understood.

SJG
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Actually I know that there are some guys who would like that 8" Pleaser. But not me, thank you.

SJG
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Uprightcitizen
6 years ago
This is like a hall of mirrors with a very disturbed person taking on multiple troll personas. Weird
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
2nd Fantasy,

Say again at a place like the TJ HK Bar. Pair of whipped cream girls. 3 dabs of whipped cream each.

Probably on all fours, open tongue kissing and some licking, but never disturbing the whipped cream dabs.

Sit down at the admiralty table shaped stage, indicate which you want. Someone probably claims the other.

Maybe tits in face, or maybe lying in front or you, talking, licking it off her tits. Transfering some back to her via DFKing.

Eventually to her pussy, licking it off, swallowing, getting her clean, full slow DATY w/FIV. Let he go over the top nicely.

Then help her off stage, applause from audience expected. Then TLN Arriba and planning future out of zona liaisons.

HK Bar uses shaving cream, real stupid.

My org will do it right, and never any charge, standard daily diet.

SJG
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goldmongerATL
6 years ago
Times were VERY different, but I actually saw that happen at a seedy Atlanta club in the late 70's. Bitch squatted on a guy's longneck. Not sure if it went in. She was pissed that the guy was sitting at the stage ogling and making lewd comments and not tipping at all. So, she ruined his beer. Waited until he had bought a brand new one.
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
3rd Fantasy, this one is based on a hetero porno movie where they rented a gay sex club and put a girl in the Glory Hole Box.

So you have this room with Glory Hole Boxes. Each box runs floor to ceiling, or maybe a way to view with a camera and viewing screens which looks down on the girl from the top. Shows her in action.. 3 sides clear plexiglass, well lighted inside. 4th side is the door to the hallway where the girl enters from the dressing room. Well ventilated, nice thing for her to kneel on and get herself to the right height.

Nice champhered hole. Maybe a grill to make sure you can talk to her. Thing to adjust your own height. So you select your girl, come up, just drop your pants and action begins. She will give you a nice BBBJ TCIM with bird beak swallow.

The box is a gimmick, you can't touch her, you just have to let her do it.

So as always, she is in high heels and makeup. Maybe in a see thru teddy, looks nice, but not lickable. Fine for this, as you can't touch her.

Maybe she has aunt flo visiting, tender tissues, etc. So this is the best she can do. So enjoy, then probably do some nice TLN's with her a week later.

It is a show you and she are putting on too, that's a big part of it. Room dark, but light inside these boxes.

My org will have this, never any costs.

SJG
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Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
^^^ Has never seen a vagina.
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
@san_jose_creep those are some crazy fantasies but shouldn't you start with just being able to afford the cover charge? Just sayin'...
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twentyfive
6 years ago
Sicko !
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
I'll be posting more about my own adaptation of Aliester Crowley's Gnostic Mass. His version goes back before WWI and did not seem to mean real sex during the ritual.

My version will be different, the risen God fucking the Priestess on the altar, and then all the assisting women fucking the rest of the men.

SJG
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
^ He's a broke ass creep on a bike riding past strip clubs and AMPs that he can no longer go to. He ran out of money and/or he got himself banned. He looks on with envy, fantasizing but never actualizing GFEs with women he can never have without paying. He lost his wife and he has ED.

But by golly he's still got dreams of that organization. And he's got us as his TUSCL support system.
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
This discussion started with a sexually violent creep posting his sc fantasy - and now a creep living in his moms basement has taken it over. Maybe that’s progress?

In the case of SJG - I’m pretty sure it’s all fantasy - and will never become reality. In the other creep’s case - I hope it’s all fantasy.
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Too late for you cashman, you post your troll stuff like that:

https://assets.apttherapy.net/cb01dc0d10…

SJG
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
Dude - that’s a push mower! Is that what you use to mow your moms grass? Hopefully she gives you an allowance.
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
It's what I use when I see weeds popping up. Gets them before they can go to seed.

SJG
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Estafador
6 years ago
Is juice back to making multiple aliases again?
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Jascoi
6 years ago
on stage my avatar girl fucked my half empty bottle of indio cervesa and handed it back to me... then i finished off that cervesa bottle!
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
^ cerveza + taco is a Mexican tradition.
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Jascoi
6 years ago
makes sense.
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