Why is a postage stamp like a stripper's pussy?

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jackslash
Q. Why is a postage stamp like a stripper's pussy?

A. You have to pay for it before you lick it.

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grand1511
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7 years ago
Tney usually taste about the same, too!
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WillMunny
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7 years ago
Also:

- You can still lick it, but modern technology can do the same job much faster

- The price keeps going up for the same result
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Cashman1234
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7 years ago
It’s all true - and it’s funny too - lol!
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ToyChaser
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7 years ago
@grand151

Lol! Especially that first lick.
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