An Idea to Make Us Even More Pathetic

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JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Mary Jane has an idea. Like most of her ideas, this one could be brilliant. Or idiotic. It could be among the greatest moments in Tuscl history, like when DS was added to the glossary, or when a tuscler correctly predicted Trumps improbable victory. Or it could be one of the stoopidest posts ever, akin to Ricky boy's The System. At this point, there is no way to know.

A little background first. I was surfing the Internet late one evening, fueled by a combination of horniness, porn viewing, and marijuana ingestion. In this state, I somehow ended up on a web page reviewing a woman's vibrator. It was in the form of a review but it sounded more like it was written by the vibrator company. This was a mini little thing that was controlled by either a small remote or an app on your phone that connected via Bluetooth. It was promoted to women as something they could insert and activate with the remote or app. It gave an example of a woman sitting at her desk at work. When a hot young guy came by to talk to her, she could discretely and secretly turn on the vibrator to experience whatever level of stimulation she wanted to accompany the object of her lust. It portrayed a woman fully in control of her sexuality, able to please herself to completion whenever during the day something in her environment made her horny.

It seemed to me that most women, at least older women, probably wouldn't use such a thing. But I had no doubt that many men would be interested in secretly being able to stimulate themselves, to orgasm if desired, in any setting during the day. And then I thought about tuscl, and our many lapgasming stripper aficionados. There seem to be many potential applications for the most pathetic among us.

This would be of little use to those who do extras. If you routinely get your dick wet with strippers, a vibrator would be a miserable substitute. But, for those who LDK regularly, this might be of interest as another pathetic way to have orgasms during stripper interactions.

So how does this work in a strip club? I don't know. I don't regularly LDK, and I haven't tried taking a vibrator to a strip club. But Mary strongly suspects that some of you might be interested. Who knows, maybe Mary will eventually convince the little head that I need to bring one along to a club visit. In any event, here are some of Mary's current ideas.

A pathetic loser could have a vibrator in his pants or pocket, and use a remote or app to stimulate himself when the nude women in the club so motivate him. He could increase or decrease the intensity as he felt the need or desire. A guy could have a lapgasm during an air dance, or watching the stage dances, or whenever he wanted.

A vibrator during lap dances or VIP would also seem to be of some potential use and benefit assuming that extras are not on the table for whatever reason. For example, if you have a regular who is slutty and willing, perhaps one could use a vibrator in the guys pants to stimulate both parties during a lap dance. Or if the young lady were willing, a PL could stipulate her genitals with a vibrator while she danced even if she was required to leave her bottoms on.

So there you have it. It's now up to you guys to take Mary's idea and run with it. May everyone who wants sticky pants achieve their dreams.

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shailynn
6 years ago
Finally now LDK82 can well, LDK in a club and only have to pay cover charge!!!!
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SirLapdancealot
6 years ago
I don't think it is idiotic but not my thing at all. I view an LDK as a personal act like masturbating and I don't need a vibrator for either. If she can't get herself off by rubbing her pussy and clit on my hard dick OTP that's her problem, just like it's my "problem" to LDK with or without her "help".

Also I've never been into using a vibrator or dildo or any toy on a woman during real sex. I just use my dick, tongue, and hands to get a woman off. It's more fun that way to me. No need for toys.
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rickdugan
6 years ago
This is a trifecta of stoopid (as you spell it), creepy and douche chill inspiring. You did ask after all. ;)

But since I'm a guy who likes to see the glass as half full, I'm also looking at the bright side here. At least it isn't quite as "throw up in my own mouth" creepy and pathetic as the romanticized stripper love stories you used to post, which provided excruciatingly nauseating portrayals of paid OTC encounters as Harlequin Romance moments. So bravo for the improvement, such as it is, lol.
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Mate27
6 years ago
JS69, you’re too high to be posting. Not everyone is on the same level as you. Most are sober.
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JohnSmith69
6 years ago
The more time that passes the more I understand how Dougster could develop such an intense distaste for Rick.
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JohnSmith69
6 years ago
Meat you may be right but MJ is a very social person. She insists upon posting.
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rh48hr
6 years ago
Not of interest to me, but if it works for someone more power to them.
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maho
6 years ago
What Rick Dugan said.
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Lone_Wolf
6 years ago
Decent idea. Not for the PL but if a dancer inserted one of things and I could control it remotely thru sometype of pay app (money goes to dancer) I would have a lot of fun with it.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
No.
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grand1511
6 years ago
Lots of webcam girls use these....the app is connected to the the website's "donations" collector. When a viewer tips a few bucks, the model gets a jolt of juice in her pussy. Or at least that's what they make you want to believe.
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shadowcat
6 years ago

I'll take vanilla.
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4got2wipe
6 years ago
First, brilliant answer rh48hr!

Second, not something I would use but it could be brilliant for those who want a one time investment followed by limited future expenditures. Be an entrepreneur and start a company that manufactures the "LDK2000!!!" and hire lapdanceking82 as a spokesperson. It's a niche market but you'll probably make something if you run the company well. ;)

Third, it is rich for rickdugan to call something "creepy" and "douche chill inspiring" (whatever the latter means...). As if hoping some poor heroin addict backslides so you can get cheaper OTC isn't an 11 on a 1-10 scale of "creepy" and "douche chill inspiring"

Fortunately the creepiness of rickdugan is mitigated by the fictional nature of the heroin addict comment. Maybe it is only a 9 on the 1-10 scale of d-bagginess given that he doesn't actually know said poor heroin addict.
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rickdugan
6 years ago
JS posted: "The more time that passes the more I understand how Dougster could develop such an intense distaste for Rick."

You take a pot shot out of the blue, using an article almost 9 years old no less, and then whine when your behavior earns you an unfavorable response? Interesting. ;)

Most often I encounter this phenomenon with unhinged women and young men who grow up without a proper father figure, the common themes being irrational self-entitlement and emotional hyper-sensitivity. I really hadn't pegged you as one of these types before, but I'm starting to wonder now.
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Icey
6 years ago
i would never use a sex toy
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79terrier
6 years ago
Had a stripper with this tiny little vibrator she first wore around her neck that she would position to get both of us off.
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flagooner
6 years ago
"a PL could stipulate her genitals with a vibrator while she danced even if she was required to leave her bottoms on. "

I've seriously considered this, just haven't followed through. Yeah, it's probably stoopid, but I'm certainly not immune to that.
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