Mary Jane has an idea. Like most of her ideas, this one could be brilliant. Or idiotic. It could be among the greatest moments in Tuscl history, like when DS was added to the glossary, or when a tuscler correctly predicted Trumps improbable victory. Or it could be one of the stoopidest posts ever, akin to Ricky boy's The System. At this point, there is no way to know.
A little background first. I was surfing the Internet late one evening, fueled by a combination of horniness, porn viewing, and marijuana ingestion. In this state, I somehow ended up on a web page reviewing a woman's vibrator. It was in the form of a review but it sounded more like it was written by the vibrator company. This was a mini little thing that was controlled by either a small remote or an app on your phone that connected via Bluetooth. It was promoted to women as something they could insert and activate with the remote or app. It gave an example of a woman sitting at her desk at work. When a hot young guy came by to talk to her, she could discretely and secretly turn on the vibrator to experience whatever level of stimulation she wanted to accompany the object of her lust. It portrayed a woman fully in control of her sexuality, able to please herself to completion whenever during the day something in her environment made her horny.
It seemed to me that most women, at least older women, probably wouldn't use such a thing. But I had no doubt that many men would be interested in secretly being able to stimulate themselves, to orgasm if desired, in any setting during the day. And then I thought about tuscl, and our many lapgasming stripper aficionados. There seem to be many potential applications for the most pathetic among us.
This would be of little use to those who do extras. If you routinely get your dick wet with strippers, a vibrator would be a miserable substitute. But, for those who LDK regularly, this might be of interest as another pathetic way to have orgasms during stripper interactions.
So how does this work in a strip club? I don't know. I don't regularly LDK, and I haven't tried taking a vibrator to a strip club. But Mary strongly suspects that some of you might be interested. Who knows, maybe Mary will eventually convince the little head that I need to bring one along to a club visit. In any event, here are some of Mary's current ideas.
A pathetic loser could have a vibrator in his pants or pocket, and use a remote or app to stimulate himself when the nude women in the club so motivate him. He could increase or decrease the intensity as he felt the need or desire. A guy could have a lapgasm during an air dance, or watching the stage dances, or whenever he wanted.
A vibrator during lap dances or VIP would also seem to be of some potential use and benefit assuming that extras are not on the table for whatever reason. For example, if you have a regular who is slutty and willing, perhaps one could use a vibrator in the guys pants to stimulate both parties during a lap dance. Or if the young lady were willing, a PL could stipulate her genitals with a vibrator while she danced even if she was required to leave her bottoms on.
So there you have it. It's now up to you guys to take Mary's idea and run with it. May everyone who wants sticky pants achieve their dreams.
