Crazy $2/$5 Shot Taking that Stuck

Two Five limit or no-limit?

So did you resign from Piggly Wiggly last night as well?

You out fist fucking some dirty hippies you found in downtown Asheville right now? Or gulping down some peanut butter and banana milk shakes with some onion rangs?

Even juices diet has been upgraded. From Circle K chili dogs and nachos washed down with Four Loko now to onion rangs and milkshakes from Sonic.

Next thing you know Juice is gonna quit jerking off with Vick’s vapor rub and go buy one of those fancy pocket pussys!!!!!!

Juice collects things. Quotes, stripper underwear and restaurant napkins.

LMFAO

No limit

Juice is da mane.

Let it be told, official TUSCL spelling for onion rings is “unyun rangs”

$20k in one night! Wow 10x run up in a cash game in one night is crazy. Great job! I have only ran it up 10- 12x s couple times in $1/2 games. but nothing like that in $2/5. How long were you playing?

nevermind...18 hours. Yea thats more than one night...thats damn near a day. But still...great job.

Everything Juice says is true. Even what Jackie says is true but we still say fuck her.

I once borrowed $10 from a GF in college and turned it into $150 at $2 table blackjack. Suck on that, juicy!

Yeah it was a grind

I need to relax at a strip club now

Yeah ten times your staring stack isn't the usually run up even in that time frame but once in a blue moon you'll run like God himself.

My best black jack was $100-$0 lol

The most insane run up I've ever had in poker was in a $0.01/$0.02 game on Betonline staring stack was $2 and I cashed out with $155.76 after 12 of play

Unyun ranges us funny shalynne

@ juicebox69

Congratulations on your winnings. It must have been a thrill.

How did you get into poker and what resources do you recommend? There is so much information online but it’s hard to parse between what’s legitimate and what’s outdated or incorrect information.

@ I had a run at the craps table a dozen years ago, that turned $3K in chips into $17K in five minutes, it happens at a casino in the Bahamas, I was with a GF who ran out of money at the slot machines and was slightly buzzed. She came over to the craps table to ask me for some more money, but her heel caught on the carpet and she slipped scattering a stack of chips, as I turned to keep her from falling the stick man pushed the chips into the come line and the shooter was in the act of tossing the dice long story short, the shooter made his point and I got paid.

^^^ fake news, no way a guy as grouchy as you can have a girlfriend.

^Or two ex-wives ;)

Lol...I'll get some resources together and share in a thread..for all those wanting to play some poker profitable

In short ED Miller books on poker you can't go wrong

@ juicebox69

Thank you for the recommendation, and I eagerly look forward to reading your thread. Best of luck with your future poker endeavors.

Juice -that gives you enough for your main event entry. Get to Vegas and go for it!