Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

same old place and mostly same tired dancers

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zappa714
Jun 29, 2018, 5:39 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

so I wandered into the Crystal on a whim for the 1st time in about 10 years. Guy at the door said $10 admission and i was shocked by the admission charge as when I last visited there was none....that aside I went in and really expected the place to be a different place , well the inside was revamped and actually looks nicer, but they seem to hire or rehire the same old busted up looking dancers to which there were 4 working and seemed less than enthusiastic to be there except the one who actually engaged me to which she never even mentioned her name.. who will offer you a private dance to which i passed on by a 50ish looking dancer who really by her stretch mark shouldn't be dancing let alone offering to " give you digits if you wanna do business outside the club for a better price". If you want a better chance of getting an STD from these " old pros" go right in and pick one...the girls were not the best and certainly not the worst and will eventually get the job done. I personally would rather go to the edison strip as I have always enjoyed the places there where you get more bang for your buck and less of a chance of having to spend on a dancer old enough to be your mom or just someone who really shouldnt be showing off stretch marks ...if you go the crowd is basically heavilly spanish and white men just looking to enjoy a great view of tits and a few, very few nice asses..

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