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On our yearly trip across the country touring clubs, my wife and I stopped by Sirens in Columbus Ohio. The club visually is very nice, drink prices are typical and wait staff was courteous. The bartender was punctual, waitress brought very salty popcorn, (wink) and the girl at the door was nice. Even the gentlemen in the bathroom that handed out paper towels was great. The music I loved, and there are plenty of TVs with multiple games on. The price of the dances varies, the special of 2 songs for $40 is ok the VIP is totally overpriced. I believe $150 for 15 min of topless? Who would do that, honestly? Lower that to $60 for 15 min and make more money club owner. I don’t think I seen one person go up the steps to the VIP area. The dancers, frankly I have to scratch my head. Thirteen dancers on a Wednesday which was suprising, and half could dance. I tipped nine of them, five said thank you, four didn’t get tipped again. One dancer who was either clueless or in a hurry didnt even pick up the dollar I put on stage so the next girl got a bonus. The club all night long did this two songs for $40 special. It was fine but the four hours I was there not one girl sat down to talk, not ONE! I would see them sitting in groups at the bar, around the bar or at the DJ stand. I can not write a review without getting a few dances so I had to track down two just for that purpose. That in itself irritates me. If I go to a restaurant I should not have to track down a waitress to take my order. The first dance I got was rather good. Overly skinny white girl who could dance well but had no self esteem. I been doing this for 16 or 17 years now, when the club has all the dancers go on stage before a special, she is hiding in the back. I told her she should stick herself right out front because not only is she that good on stage she was good at lap dances and doing so would end up earning her more money. My words fell on deaf ears, next special she was in the back again. The second dance I did, the girl was worthless the total two songs she just talked. I don’t care if you want to enter a pole dancing competition this is a lap dance start showing me what you can do. Sadly I walked out with about $300 more than I planned too. If the manager could get these hens to stay on task this club would be better than average but on the night I was there in my 16-17 years this was at best a 6 out of 10.