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When did you learn extras could be had ?

I started going to SC's in my early 20's. At the time I thought the fun was just going and looking at the girls. Once in awhile I'd get a set of titties rubbed in my face,once in awhile I'd…

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Who would you like to meet?

I know this has been asked before but it’s been a while of all of the posters here who would you like to meet, I have met almost a dozen, and not one that I have met has been a…

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Did you ever deal with a lot lizard that was not playing with a full deck of car

What happened?

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Still need a lot of work to do

As you know, DC law does not allow lap dances. So this is one of those clubs who keep on changing their operations to make money. I had been to this club before, ok time last…

Tijuana

Free night In Tijuana in exchange for green card

Hola amigos, I have a few female cousins that want to come to America. We used to be able to get them in using a catapult, or a drone carrying the skinny ones over the wall. Now that they…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Place was dead!

Ok I stop by Ball Park at lease once a month or so, was passing by around 2pm and stopped. Place was absolutely dead! Asked Kim what was going on and she said no idea…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Summer - Time

Saturday, 5 PM, dropped in for a few hours before the wife returned home. Afternoon shift was weak, as expected. Fortunately Summer was there. She actually dances; and can also carry on…

Cocktails Showbar & Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

Ugh

Cocktails is located in a small, kind of shabby looking strip mall on the outskirts of town. There is plenty of free parking out front. There were only a few cars in the…

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Craziest Thing A Stripper Ever Asked You For?

What’s the craziest thing a stripper ever asked you for? Not money, not money to pay bail, or rent, or a cell phone bill, but an actual physical item. I don’t have any, always money, one time a…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Don't Bother Before 7:00 PM

After seeing some recent favorable reviews of Dean’s Gold, I decided I would check it out the next time I was in South Florida. I finished up business early on this trip and decided to…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Back to old faithful

On my last trip a few months ago, I was waiting for my regular girl and was approached by a few cute latinas that I had to turn down with dances. Stupid me waited…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

The Incredible Shrinking Club

I got into Fort Lauderdale late, went to my hotel, freshened up, and headed to Booby Trap, arriving about 11:30 p.m. I think the first time I visited the Booby Trap was about three…

Amnesia

Tijuana, Baja California

Good place to chill

Came here to relax and play some pool before heading out to HK. Played some pool and had some brews before this nice little number came up and chilled as well.. ordered a bucket of…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Wednesday Afternoon Chill

I decided to check out the CC for lunch and a few dances. Got pretty much what I expected, which these days, isn’t bad, but isn’t nearly as fun as it used to be. Walked…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Dancer Review : Meh working atmosphere. Great Spring travel destination during the Spring (March-May)

About me : I came here in the Spring of 2016 when I was a brand spanking new stripper. Dark skin black woman (and yes customers, this matters) Fees: at least $10/ 10% of earnings to…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Another one and done visit

After spending several hours in Little Darlings with my new favorite entertainer Nicole, I decided to make a quick visit to D V Showgirls on the way back to my hotel. Parking near the main…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

“Absolutely Anything I Want” Is NOT What I Had in Mind!

My tumor must be acting up again. I put up with reality as long as I could on Thursday before seeking release from my inner demons. I have rarely been to Splendor, but had reason…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First time afternooner

Caught an early flight so had an opportunity to sample true day shift here. It was very nice...the quality of the girls was good and they were friendly...just not too friendly. Only about…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Bachelor Party

Went here for a bachelor party last month. Coming in we had to go through metal detectors, so I was expecting it to be a grimey place. Once we got in, the club ambiance was surprisingly…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

A quiet afternoon

It was a quiet afternoon at the Ofarrell St. Theater. 3-4 dancers working and all of them beautiful and different in style and approach. The club didn’t have many customers at the time, which made for…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Roxi @ Allure

This was my second visit to Allure on a weekday night. Wasn't really busy so I was able to make an appointment with Roxi without having to wait. Met with Roxi, this DDG red head.…

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World Cup Final

The World's Super Bowl. Croatia vs France. Who are you pulling for ? France - I don't think I have ever met a French person that I remotely liked.…

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What do strippers call it when the cum from a lap dance?

With the recent threads on LDK I started wondering about strippers who cum while providing dances. So what do dancers call it when they cum from grinding on a customers hard boner? Is that also a LDK or do they…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

Club entertainment change and a Royal pile of ash

First, the new club name is Club Royal, no e at the end. The new sign is rainbow color spots with the name in the middle. So you can probably guess where this is going.…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Worthy of a Visit (for the Novelty and Generally Hot Naked Chicks Running Around)

Had read TUSCL reviews about this place and hot chicks parading fully nude and had to check it out. What a trip this place is – maroon décor is shabby and felt like an aged…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Unexpected surprise

The place itself is safe, but nothing much is near by except a large parking lot with lots of construction vehicles. It was hot out so I went inside for a vodka and soda. I…

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Surprising omission from the TUSCL glossary

With how common it is for stories about 2AMers to be posted here, it was to my surprise that the term 2AMer is not in the TUSCL glossary. I think it should be added. It is a term used more…

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Why are strippers like a broken soda machine?

Q. Why are strippers like a broken soda machine? A. Because they don't work and they take your money.

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another funny one lol! (from a review of the Red Parrot in El Paso)

BrotherFogHorn "I have been on the road lately taking my ministry to the people abroad in Texas. I saw the Red Parrot from the freeway and I was thirsty and had dust in my throat. I needed an Odules Beer to…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

It’s been awhile but it was worth it.

So this use to be my go to place every Thursday but it started to drop a little so I took a good break from the place and. I can say on my return back…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Maybe I’m getting picky

I was in the SFV with some time to kill, so I decided to check out Synn. I have been going to Oddball, but the one dancer I gravitate towards wasn’t working today. $10 to…

Bucks Racks & Ribs

Greenville, South Carolina

Promising, but will need another trip

With my disappointment with the other Greenville clubs I decided to try Bucks out. I had memories of the past but was bracing myself for disappointment, but I was slightly surprised. An attractive lady at the…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Wow. Just Wow

Just Enuff was more than I was expecting. Friendly staff and dancers. Drinks weren’t too bad. There’s a main pole (not a stage) pretty much in the middle of the bar. Dancers go up for…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

A Wasted Trip

Decided to check out Rhino on a Saturday afternoon since I had a good time at Tropicel Lei on one. Unfortunately Rhino was nothing like Lei. After paying the $11 afternoon cover I got a pat…

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Wife and betlehem

How do i get my wife into an adult bookshop in bethlehem pa and talk her into giving anonymous back room blow jobs to strangers. Ipen to all suggestions no matter how far out.

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

missing my Asian...

So came hooting to have another wonderful experiwnce with the beautiful Asian. Unfortunately there was only 3 girls working. 2 spinners and a sexy natural brunette. Was approached multiple times by the spinners and one…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nubian princess

This is usually just a warm up stop. They have happy hour prices on Saturday, so a couple beers and tipping some boobies are what I expect here. There are some fun girls…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Strange Club

I got to Club X at about 11:00 PM on a Wednesday. Mark was sitting at the door and would ask for a Tip instead of the cover, so i gave him a dollar.…

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First Vegas SC trip

A friends bachelor party this weekend in vegas. He chose Sapphire, for Saturday night. I've never been to a vegas SC. I've read the first 100 or so reviews on this site, lots of tidbits of information for this…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Thursday afternoon

Cover charge:10$ One drink minimum( only soft drinks 6$) Buy a girl a drink hustle( priceless) I arrive there is about 6-7 working a take a seat and I'm approached by jasmine we catch up for a bit…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Sort of dissapointed

Recently I went to Atlantic City, coming into town I passed centerfolds it was early in the day on a weekday and the parking lot had what looked like a lot of cars. I…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Not bad

I've been here a few times. My favorite (Vanessa) is no longer there which sucks - and there are a few girls who aren't too attractive that tried way too hard to socialize with me.…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Somewhat conservitive

Stopped by on Wednesday night at about 9;30. Cover was $5 and a Bud Light was $5. A lot of good looking dancers walking around, (7's and 8"s). None of the dancers…

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Question for LDKers

Is there a particular area of your wiener that gets you to LDK - i.e. grinding on the top, or underside, or on the head, of the penis?

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Good time at Adelitas

First about safety and crossing the border. I have never had a problem either using taxis or walking from the border to Zona Norte. I only go during the day and I dont get shitfaced…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Decent club for a drink with friends

In a safe area, ample of parking and lot of privacy since it is in a industrial complex. It is a warehouse turned to strip club, so, the club is big. Bar tender was beautiful,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Ruby comes thru

Got to visit PH again and this time, I had my heart set on Ruby and she didn't disappoint. She remembered me and said I promised her the next time I was in, I'd…

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Legal "indoor Prostitution" in RI until 2009

It was great - me and a few buddies from NJ would make a couple trips a year to RI, eat at a good Italian restaurant then hit the strip clubs. They were the best. ITC action was everywhere and…

Chapeau Vert Lounge

Detroit, Michigan

Still the same

No changes to the exterior or interior. Pretty basic, not fancy. Actually kinda rough. For whatever reason I stop in here from time to time. Drink prices are low for a…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Maybe if I came dressed as a Cellphone

After several attempts to make this club work for me I have given up, which sucks because this has one of the best happy hours in the bay area. I have been to this club…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Good Time In The Tropics

I finally decided to make the drive out to Tropical Lei and was not disappointed. While it won’t replace Synn as my favorite club, I’ll certainly be returning to check it out. Cover was only $15…

Emigrante Gentlemen's Club

Newark, New Jersey

Mildly Disappointing

It's in Newark, so you already know that there's a cap on the club's quality. Don't get me wrong; I have a spot in my heart for the Brick City but the small doses of…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

interesting place

located a few miles from the casino. Parking can be a challenge as the parking lot is kind of non existent and people park in grass or anyplace they can. Entered and had ID checked at the…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

The good, the bad, and the ugly. Also a tall blonde Cuban.

First, the bad. Stay clear of a little brunette named Stephanie, she is a class A rip off bitch. I would advise against VIP, couch dances, or so much as tipping her a single dollar…

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Uncle Charles Arrested In Vegas

JUICE - Do not try this at Harrahs Cherokee http://www.tmz.com/2018/07/12/charles-oakley-arrested-las-vegas-cheating-casino/?adid=hero1 So what happened, he was playing roulette and bet on red, and when the ball stopped on black he tried to change is $105 bet to $5?

Lux Views

Wilder, Kentucky

bleh

I came in with the intent of getting a VIP dance. Sat down at the bar and immediately started getting my legs rubbed by a 35-40 year old blonde. Within 10 seconds she…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Something different

Only my third trip here and it had been awhile. Very nice building with pkg. store next door as it is byob. Fri. Matinee is noon to three, shorter than Partners, unfortunately. Only a ten mile drive up…

Teezer'z Lounge

Fairview Township, Pennsylvania

Not exciting

Only third or fourth time here but, since it’s not far from casino I gave it another chance. Paid the the cover at door and was told five dancers were there. Only saw three for the…

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Penis-taunt Man Jailed For Killing Wife

Well, now we know why San Jose Guy hasn't posted lately. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-44807542

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Fuegos not '12 worthy but still a decent place to go

Went to Fuegos Midnight Saturday, thats my favorite time to go honestly. I know what im getting at this point, bring a 100$ and a bottle of henny and im in for a good time…

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A new twist on creating daddy issues...

Having your "family-friendly" sex robot watch TV with the kids - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/6760656/sex-robots-family-friendly-dolls/ --- Now a gaggle of profs have slammed the idea of a family-friendly sex robot as "damaging" for kids. “Children will imitate machines if brought up by them,” Dr Kathleen Richardson,…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Day shift ... nice dollar dances

Day shifts are alright here. Low mileage, but hard to beat a good $1 dance and a couch for $10. Not bad if you can’t get to Kalamazoo or Lansing. There were 5 girls…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Enjoyable visit

I have not been to Providence for a long time but from what I recall there was good action in the clubs I visited. This one seemed to have the best reviews so when I…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

HipHugger with no hips to hug

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon from 4 to 6. Easier to get there than fight rush hour interstate traffic in Indy. But really it's only about 10 - 15 minutes longer drive…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Been awhile

Free entrance before 6 but you have to buy a 10 dollar drink. Pretty laid back atmosphere but the drink thing is insane!! 20 dollars for a drink for the girls. Learned my lesson forget…

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Unpublished reviews ?

Is it me or are there a plethora of shitty reviews lately? Seems in the last couple of days I'm rejecting more reviews than usual. I'm thinking maybe some PLs are taking summer trips and all of a sudden…

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Tipping a CF on stage?

So say you have a favorite dancer and you have made an appointment to see her. She goes up on stage, how much do you typically tip?

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Your Basic Club

I work in the area, got off early with a bit of cash in my pocket, and decided to try this place. You pay $20 cover, and Then you are required to buy a drink…

Centerfolds

Lansing, Michigan

Surprisingly fun.

I usually wind up going out to the strip club after midnight on weekdays. I like beer to go along with my T&A, so that only leaves two choices in the Lansing area. Based on…

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

Lunch time fun

Went in around noon. There were 4 dancers in the club. 2 thicker African Americans, 1 pudgy Caucasian, and 1 Asian. The club has video slots to the back wall and the…

Good Time Towne Tavern

Evans, Colorado

Is touching allowed here?

Is touching allowed here?

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

low key atmosphere

Pulled up to Jiggles around 7. Most of the dancers are Braziians , mostly 30 and up in age. Ilyana is the bartender Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and always very pleasant . Asked her to…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Actually not even one dancer!

I should have known I was in trouble. There was no covercharge. The bouncer said girls were arriving momentarily. Mmmm. The club hasn't changed in like forever. Smokey and rundown. Normally I don't care…

T & A Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Was busy

First time in this club. It was the Tuesday before July 4th. I was hoping to take advantage of two for $25 vip dance. The parking lot was almost full. $5 to get in. And…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

Weeknights at the Sugar Shack ROCK!

While weekend crowds allow the dancers to earn more income, weeknights allow customers a much better return on investment. With fewer customers, the girls will spend more time with you at the bar, club…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Hump day

Decided to take a stroll to the Boat before heading to Venom. I got there around 3pm and it was quite busy not many seats to be had. But then seems everyone decided to leave…

Pegasus Lounge

Leesville, Louisiana

Can a cpl get a lap dance?

Can a cpl get a lap dance?

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Split level clubs

Do clubs over there that have an upper and/or lower level to the main floor make it easier to get discreet extras on these additional floors, or do the bouncers patrol these floors with the same frequency/gusto?

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I'm obsessed with nyc

Is there anything special about Manhattan clubs in particular? I find the bars to be much more interesting than those in austin..while this might be obvious, just curious if there is anything special abt Manhattan clubs..bet the upscale ones look…

Mermaids Gentlemen’s Club

Virginia Beach, Virginia

I wouldn't go back

Virginia is weird when it comes to strip clubs - pasties are your best case scenario. Mermaids didn't even go that far. It is simply women - some of whom are very attractive - dancing…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

Gave it a try.

Haven't been to a club in months, since last year maybe. Thought I'd give Extasy a try. Heard it was back open on the radio. Naturally I came here first and read a few reviews,…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Lunchtime private dance

Lately lunchtime has become the easiest time for me to take a trip to a club, which is a bit limiting. I wanted a change from the Crazy Horse, Mitchell Brothers doesn't open until…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Thurs afternoon visit

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon after a less than appealing visit to Oddball. Place is kind of dull on the outside, and parking wasn't great (lot attached to autoshop and was potential to get…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Pissed Off

After a long interval without any contact, I received a text from "Kitty," an attractive day shift dancer I had enjoyed two previous very high mileage encounters with last year. I live on the…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

It’s fun...for Utah

So it’s one of my go to places here. One afternoon I dropped in, 7 cover, paid 4 for water, which normally I don’t do but it was hot. Watched for a bit, normally a…

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Economics and adult entertainment...

The adult entertainment business is filled with people (primarily women) that are working in the industry directly because of the lack of money in the private market or more importantly because of the potential abundence of money in the industry.…

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OT: Motorcycles

Any of you fuckers own one? Driving today I saw a petite (presumably hot) blonde riding a crotch rocket. She was wearing short-shorts, beautiful legs, and driving like Ann asshole, just like everyone else that owns a crotch rocket (kinda…

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, Pennsylvania

Good Enough Time

Good neighborhood club in the suburbs. Right on 422 West, divided highway. Big, free parking lot, surrounded by woods. No cover for 6:00pm on a Monday, not sure about prime time though. Club is small,…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Great happy hour

Great afternoon place to have a beer. Few dancers if any but they are not pushy for dances. Very nice bartender. Did not have any dances on this day, but when I have gotten…

Quality Entertainment

Durham, North Carolina

Star

Had a session with Star, there are only 2 ladies that work there used to be 3, Lexus who used to be my ATF there but she “left” but she does tend to come back.…

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LDK

I recently had an experience with a fav that resulted in a nice but unplanned LDK. I thanked my girl and told her I didn’t expect that and since it was particularly messy I was on my way to a…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Wednesday fun

Went in on wednesday afternoon. The club is fairly maintained..did notice that the Club has lost some appeal when compared to last time I came here ( a year back) but still this is my…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Not the best, not the worst

Went in with a friend around 11 on a Monday, we were the only people there for a lonnng time. First, I'd like to comment on the cover. $22 is a lot and a super…

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Sapphire Vegas pool party / club question

If you go to the sapphire pool party late afternoon, can you then go to the nightclub after? Looks like pool party ends at 6pm. Ok to wear swimsuit in the club?

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Did you ever send yourself a message through the pm system?

I opened my messages and one said Fuck You. I thought that basterd!, who would do such a thing. Then I looked closer and it was from MacTruck. Fuck you MackTruck

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Monday after July 4th

Kind of dead. Not very many dancers or customers. No showcases. Chanel, light-skinned black girl -- good LD for the money, no upselling. Harley, very cute, young, started out flirty but wanted $30 instead of…

Sunny's Saloon

Chatsworth, California

Mid afternoon weekend visit

Had a great time with one of the dancers during the week and she said I should stop in during the day on the weekend. I did just that on Saturday a week later. I…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

No Title

Came by last Tuesday about 9:45PM, and the place was dead (6 girls, no PLs). So dead, that in the 25 minutes I was there, no other customers walked in, and not one dancer got…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Good Things Come in Small Packages

Slight disclaimer: This is my first review, I am a dancer myself who also frequents clubs as a customer, with friends. Once you've been to a bar with titties its hard to go back to…

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Stormy got arrested in Cbus last night....

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/12/michael-avenatti-calls-stormy-daniels-arrest-politically-motivated.html and the interesting add on... http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/12/ohio-has-rarely-used-2007-law-that-protects-strippers-report.html

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

Gotta Give it Another Visit

I came in one night after work. Parking was fair as soon as I entered the first set of doors I was met by the bouncer. He was just there to receive the 10 dollar…

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How did the stripper find out her boyfriend was cheating on her?

Q. How did the stripper find out her boyfriend was cheating on her? A. She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Relaxing mid-week visit to the GC

Visited the Gold Club after a long day at work. It was the middle of the week but I could've been fooled because the GC was packed like it was a Saturday night. After a…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Afternoon stop in

Neighborhood The club is located on 179th in Hammond, about 10 minutes drive East of the Illinois state line. It’s next to a Motel 6 and a Fireworks store. It’s about an hour drive from O’Hare…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Two out of three ain’t bad!

The facilities, furnishings, bar, etc. are probably the best in Huntsville. What has often been the big question mark are the dancers. In my past experience, the girls were less attractive and less friendly than…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Always a Diamond in the Rough

I am an infrequent regular at DV8 just because of location. But I always find a way to stop by because it is a club where I can consistently find at least one new…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Higher hit or miss ratio than most clubs in town

Everybody knows that there has been quite a bit of change in this club over the last year. Biggest problem I've seen is consistency of schedule for the girls. Hard to establish regulars that way.…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

Sexy Ebony at quiet time

On Wednesday it was not jam packed a few guys and gals at the club. The girls I liked they had nice assets and initiated conversation easily. Each dance was 25 and i had some…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Sugar Spice and everything nice!

Recommend Anastasia!! Decided to try this place out instead of going to HL or Bourbon. Reached around 5PM but the air conditioning was super chilly here. The girls were bang on!! Friendly and flirty. Though there…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Unique club ideas.

Stopped into this club as my wife and I were passing by. It was a little different than most clubs we visit. There are no chairs up against the stage and the stage…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Chicas

I hadn't been to Chicas in more than a year but like to visit it since it is a local club with plenty of Latinas. Chicas is like a tittie bar more than a strip…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Research pt 3/3, the raw data

This is my detailed account of a mid june trip to hk. Spent 6 nights from wed to Monday and left Tuesday in the day. This is my best recollection because some of the experience…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

ONLY GOOD FOR PRIVATE DANCES

I was visiting in PA, up from the Deep South, and since this is a Juice Bar, I assumed it was ALL NUDE. It is not. The dancers are beautiful, but dance far away from…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Slowly getting better

Stopped by here on a Tuesday afternoon. Looked like maybe 6-7 girls there. Very big space so difficult to tell for sure. Layout is how it has been described by others no changes since…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

I know a lot of folks make fun of this place. It's not like the places in Tampa Bay or Miami Beach, but you should see the places in the city in Georgia where I'm…

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It was Fentanyl that sent 6 to the hospital.

https://www.bnd.com/news/local/article214563715.html

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Classic, Kind of excellent

This place is surprisingly great. If you want a classic seedy club experience with friendly management, friendly dancers, and a sexually charged atmosphere and vibe this spot is worth the visit. Money goes quite a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Dissapointing and generally dead

Going late at night on a Tuesday I didn’t have high expectations. I know how to be reasonable and realistic. But his was deeply dissapointing. Club generally dead when I walked in. One dancer looking…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Still worth it

Went in after some drinks out around 11. Pretty full but got a seat. Service was fast and the girl was nice. Even busy still got attention and girls to stop sit…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Closed For The Foreseeable Future

Stopped by for an afternoon visit. Club appeared to be closed. 2-3 workers seemed to be cleaning or doing some kind of remodel. Went over to another club in town and got…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Not bad for SA

This is my first experience with a club in SA. I knew that they would be covering the nipples but that really didn't take away from the strip club experience. The girls were generally nice.…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Better than expected

This club can be a complete hit or miss. Most of the dancers are 40+ and some of them have no business taking their clothes off. But on the right night there are some gems.…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

A few new dancers

For the last few weeks, sometimes the place is hopping, while other times it's dead. It's generally dead between the shift change, when there are few night time dancers, while the daytime dancers are all…

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We all have had that trip to a club that went sideways somehow. What happened to

I think we have a club go kinda Twilight Zone at least once. Here is mine. It was about 5 years ago when I started back at SC's after a 20 year layoff called marriage. I lost my wife and…

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Ways to build your budget while still being able to splurge on the luxuries that

Google recommends 50% of income for needs, 20% savings and 30% for wants. What ideas would you give to the younger mongers to be able to have disposable money for girls (strippers, escorts, etc) Some people in Los Angeles live in their…

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Strange message

I got a message from a user whose review I rejected. Basically, my reason for rejection was that it didn’t provide enough club details. I don’t remember the specific review - since there aren’t names (and that’s fine). As part…

Baby Hots

Playa del Carmen, Quintana Roo

Came at a wrong time

I went on a vacation with a few of my friends to playa and we were trying to check out the strip. We asked the taxi driver to drive us to one of the “good…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Roxys closed due to drug contamination

I drove by Roxys in the afternoon of Wednesday, July 11, 2018 and it looked like it was still closed. The week before, EMS had to evacuate the club and several were hospitalized, including two responding…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Great standard place

This place is great and if it were in another city where “The Block” didn’t exist it would probably be one of the best clubs out there. Safe area, nice staff, great dancers and standard…

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Strangest thing a strippers done to you?

So this was at Tootsies day shift on a Sunday about a year ago. I decided to get a lap dance from cute Latina spinner and during the dance she wraps hand around my throat and applies a little pressure... It…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Reasonable for the location - best outside of Baltimore

Will you get as much mileage as you can on the block? No. Will you get the variety and quality of dancers that you would from Scores or even places to the south like Paper…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good way to spent an evening

Was in town and decided to stop by. Free admission with proof of local hotel key card. Was early in the evening so not too crowed. Found a spot to take in…

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Super informative review - IDK why I rejected it

From today's list of Unpublished Reviews - "review" of Scores near West Palm Beach,FL (Palm Springs): "... First visit My ATF worked here about a year ago and she liked the club, however was out of control on various drugs at the…

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Haven Place still the best bang for the buck

I've always admired this place because it is the opposite of the shakedown you've come to expect. Headed over there last Thursday late and was not disappointed. The girls are hot (at least 4 out…

Quality Entertainment

Durham, North Carolina

alright

I went one afternoon to see what i can get. I don't like where the parking lot is set up. I feel like the next door neighbors can see me go inside. But other than…

Trails Men's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

Midday midweek middling visit

So was visiting this town. Was also forewarned by the TUSCL reports not to have high expectations but this place was open when I was available to go so I went. Met Nikki at the…

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Why Nicole1994 was such a "brilliant" creation

If the Nicole account was created (as some suspected early on) to troll NinaBambina by mocking her law school aspirations, it has succeeded beyond anyone's wildest expectations. Nicole threads have hijacked most of the board traffic while driving poor…

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Anyone help me understand why strippers keep sucking on my tits

???

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Extra's ? What do you mean "Extras"

Whoever came up with the word "Extras" did a great disservice to everyone. There is no such thing as "Extras". Extra's leads one to believe that it is something that you should pay Extra for, when really it is all…

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Extras clubs in providence RI

Looking for extras fellas. Best time/place to be?

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if you had to report...

the proportion/ratio of clubs you know in which certain managers there have received sexual favors/dated the dancers..what would you tell me based on YOUR experiences?

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Who is Jackie?

And why does a lot of people say “fuck you?” I’m confused

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SF Massage Parlours?

Are San Francisco's massage parlours all rub and tug or are there some that offer full service? My online research is letting me down.

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Speaking of multiple troll accounts....

Just an observation.. Doubtless we have several people here with multiple troll accounts but in most cases the main accounts of the theorized usual suspects have actually shown an interest in strip clubs and posted reviews which are in essence…

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My Night With Stormy Daniels

I had vowed to myself not to post any more Stormy Daniels stories, but this one is worth reading. https://www.washingtonian.com/2018/07/10/my-night-with-stormy-daniels/

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Traveling dancers.

How long do these gals stay in one place? Do they look for clubs that don't have permit requirements? Just here for a major event? I have not run into many but don't have much use for them. Seems like they…

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SA chicks are starying to piss me off...maybe i need a brake lmfao

These bitches make the worst stripper look like a saint. Lots of these SA Slits are always trying to bleed me of cash over PayPal for little to nothing in return...fuck that shit Don't get me wrong their some good finds but…

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What can a stripper do to prevent domestic violence?

Q. What can a stripper do to prevent domestic violence? A. Shut the fuck up.

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Strip clubs that are busy everyday

I'm looking for clubs that are bringing in the money meaning that right now in July 2018 - business is good. What club do you go to work where it hard to get a seat on a weekend night? Somewhere…

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Never turn away from your stripper during a lap dance

https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/8xuiaw/not_being_aware_of_who_youre_grinding_on/

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What happens?

If you ldk in a kilt? What the blody hell

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Email from TUSCL

I had a review where I reported that a club had closed rejected yesterday. The experts that rejected my review gave these reasons. Two said there weren't enough details. What details should be posted for a closed club? That is…

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What if...

poor Nina's prescription drug addled mind didn't just split into the Nicole / Nina personas, but actually totally disintegrated, revealing all of her multiple personas. That could mean that Nina is also Txtittyfag (which could explain his recent obsession…

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Would you fuck a woman who had a kid 2 weeks ago?

Serious question, which I am seriously pondering now for all too obvious reasons.

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Racism at the highest level of our education system

All these liberals claim conservatives are racist, but listen to what we experienced at the uber-liberal Ivy League school. I'm in Boston this week, took my son to tour Harvard. We couldn't get into the library because they required a Harvard…

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Live report DTW.

Founder if not allowed delete. Sort of a live report. Just left FC in the ink. Is that like the D? I think the ink has a nice ring to it. Anyway.…

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Come play with me Nicole

I think that on Friday, while Nicole and Nina have their chat, Nicole should come to my Austin club and get a cabana with me. Cost of cabana rental will be $300-500. And cost of my time will be $1000/hr.…

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OT: Blue Jeans

What brand of blue jeans do you wear? I used to be big on Levi's, but the quality has gone done considerably over the past decade or two, so I'm looking for some new options.

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Compete with Follies?

So, here in the ATL, there is one killer player in the daytime strip club scene. Low price, high mileage and lots of dancers... Everywhere else just kind of dies in comparison. And you can tell when…

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Florida Logic

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/vero-beach-jim-beam-285073

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A budget needs to include money a hotel.

I had some time off from work a few weeks back. I luck would have it I got to have some nice convos with civvie women both at the library and at the park. tl: dr I learned…

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One day Jesus......

...is walking through heaven near the pearly gates when he spies Saint Peter frantically motioning him over. St Peter then asks Jesus if he could watch the pearly gates while he goes to the bathroom, promising to return quickly.…

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Nice new avatar

Nice new avatar Nina. Bs?

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Everything can be purchased at the pharmacies here. The HK

Everything can be purchased at the pharmacies here. The HK girl name Dora, no makeup, lots of kissing, $100/hr. But I've found my fav, a tiny SG name Venessa, $300/4hrs, I wish her ass was smoother. And I…

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I grew up in the 50's

That means that none of the shit I did back then is documented on the internet. LOL.

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Follow up: Racicst Stripper

My last thread. Papi made a comment about dealing with southern trash (not sayings Southerners are trash, but talking specifically about trashy southern white girls) Well I had mentioned that I was talking to a stripper who said she wouldn't date…

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How about some good news for a change

All 12 of the boys trapped in a Thailand cave are out including their coach, what a great story.

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Stripper trading cards for Portland OR.

https://www.oregonlive.com/expo/life_and_culture/erry-2018/07/d236d704e71244/now_you_can_get_trading_cards.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Furious woman is filmed confronting her boyfriend outside a strip club - after s

Technology will kill us all. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5937087/Video-footage-captures-awkward-moment-furious-woman-catches-boyfriend-strip-club.html

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Where to get STD testing?

Any recommendations on where to get tested for STDs? Preferably someplace cheap, discreet, and quick, though I would pay a bit more if that means the testing is done right. Thank you for any replies.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

@ anislee Thank you for your reply. I'll include the wipes

@ anislee Thank you for your reply. I'll include the wipes in my travel list whenever I visit next. Seems like you know a lot of the ins and outs and updated info on Hong Kong. Wish I could visit the…

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When a stripper gets married, why does her fiance insist she wear white?

Q. When a stripper gets married, why does her fiance insist she wear white? A. He wants his dishwasher to match his stove and refrigerator.

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Can you count

How many women you've had sex with? I feel as if this will b a long thread.

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How to be a good lover

Just like carpet, lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for years to come

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Jestrite50 at work showing his people skills

https://www.tuscl.net/profile.php?id=246863 ^^^ this dude at work https://youtu.be/m4OvQIGDg4I

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Hustling Pool and UFC fights to pay for VIP time with Hoes

Most clubs have pool tables and host the major pay per view fights...this could be a golden opportunity to get good at these activities then find a sucker to take the bait...in theory this could help increase or prolong fun…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

No baby wipes, but femine hygiene wipes, they can clean

No baby wipes, but femine hygiene wipes, they can clean stronger, the ladies love it. Hotel Rizo does indeed offers vip discoubt like Cas. I see alot of new SGs today, they said been working 2 mos. Many in…

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Toychaser Fantasy: Part 2

Another fantasy I have is for me to find a spinner type black girl to pretend to be my mother as we lay in the bed because we have no where else to sleep and it is only one bed.…

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All this ice on me i need a monclaire

Don't fuck with square bitches I do fuck with square meals By my green like a Forrest Glock nine in my underwear

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Rate Her: Amouranth, Twitch streamer and cosplayer

She in the middle of some Internet drama since she was asking for donations from young men until it was discovered she is married. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjpicqJOi0Y https://www.instagram.com/amouranth/?hl=en

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What constitutes being a good sex partner?

I've talked with a couple of strippers who have been at the game for years and who are "extras friendly". Both tell me that with rare exceptions any sex acts done at work are only ranked from bad to great…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

@ anislee Thank you for providing us with valuable information. By

@ anislee Thank you for providing us with valuable information. By pussy wipes I’m assuming you mean baby wipes, or is there a specific type of wipe best used to clean the vagina?

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Couples to hang

Where is a good club for a couple to go? That's sexy and chill on Long Island.

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I just can't resist asking...

I check out the dancer directory every couple days to see if there are some new ones I would like to meet. However I am starting to see GUYS posting on the dancer directory. Are these male dancers? Or dumb…

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How Low Would You Go?

Hypothetical Question: Let's keep this in the stripper universe, you are at a club. A girl offers sex for free. ITC, OTC, let's say it matches with whatever your preference is. Assume not related costs (no VIP fee, no hotel room,…

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You gotta keep your guard up at many of these clubs

From a recent review of Tootsies Miami: "... Took some of the bad with the good on this one and made some rookie mistakes. I was here a couple of months back with a group of guys for a bachelor party. We…

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Programable Hand Held Calculators

Programmable Scientific Calculators HP Calculator Books Discovering calculus with the HP-28 and the HP-48 / Robert T. Smith, Roland B. Minton Computational analysis with the HP 25 pocket calculator / Peter Henrici 1977 Graphing calculator and computer graphing laboratory manual / Franklin…

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Who’s the whiniest bitch here?

That’s the question;)

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Question about review accepts

Since I’ve been spending more time on this site lately, I figured I would also help contribute to review accepts/rejects. I know specifically stating “name does extras” is a no no. But I have questions: 1) Are all massage parlors here…

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Jeweled butt plug ?

Went out Saturday night and noticed not one but 2 dancers with jeweled butt plugs ? I have NEVER seen this before. Is it a new trend ? Have you seen this before ?

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Price vs looks

Would you rather fuck a 9.5 OTC for $500. The sex is incredible, no complaints or You can fuck a 7.5 OTC for $250, sex is just as incredible as the first option. Which would you choose?

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Juice, Loan Me Some Money

Juicy, I forgot my wallet today and I don’t have any money! Since you won $18,000 last week can you loan a brother $5 so I can buy some chicken McNuggets?

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Strip clubs in the movies

Happened to watch 'From Dusk to Dawn' the other day. It may have the best strip club scene I've seen in a movie, including a young Salma Hayek dancing with a boa (unfortunately she doesn't get topless). I know…

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Cant believe i haveny checked out pandoras

It is in dallas..my home town.havent been bc i didnt start visiting strip clubs until.after having moved to.austin and have not been to dallas since. How was pandoras mens club in dallas like for anyone who has ever been? My…

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How does a dancer get banned from a club? ( not a joke)

So can anyone think of a reason a stripper would be fired from a strip club? I just finished a conversation about 30 minutes ago with a girl I haven't communicated with for some time ( she had left…

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People who don't understand what a burner phone is for

https://twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews/status/1015986456144371714 Answer: www.tuscl.net/city.php?id=763

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Dancer - Do you mind if I give him a dance first?

I've had a few times when I have been sitting with a favorite and she sees another of her regular customers come in and then she asks "Do you mind if I go give him a dance first? He usually…

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Old Reviews That Would Be Rejected if Submitted Today

I think the voting process to approve reviews has certainly made TUSCL a lot better. We no longer see anything like the following show up in the Daily Reviews section. https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=318881 Anyone else recall a review that was so bad you could…

Tijuana

plan to go to TJ hk club, anyone with me?

plan to go to TJ hk club, anyone with me? Prefer people speaking chinese. HAHA

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Why is porn better than strippers?

Q. Why is porn better than strippers? A. You can put porn on mute.