Maybe if I came dressed as a Cellphone

After several attempts to make this club work for me I have given up, which sucks because this has one of the best happy hours in the bay area. I have been to this club on random weeknights, during happy hour, and even on a weekend night. I have dressed in jeans and a t-shirt, dress slacks and a button down, and shirt and tie and the result are always the same. A lot of me sitting in the club wondering why no dancer is even approaching me, or why I'm having to chase down dancers.

GIRLS

The most important part. The girls here are relatively pretty. They're really not much better or worse than anything in this area of town. Going across the street to Deja Vu or down the street to Empire will likely yield similar results. Obviously they're not Mons quality. The real issue with the girls is the personality of the dancers here and how much they don't really seem to give a shit about customers or making money. Every time I've gone I've seen the same thing. There is a group of girls, who I will dub the Cuban Mafia. It's usually 3-6 girls who 1/2 ass their stage show and sit in a circle and stare at their phones like it's paying them. There have been nights where I've had $500 to blow and they were the only option and I left with a full wallet. Granted a few of them don't speak English, and seem to only know how to say "u want dance?" The other girls seem to sit with regulars or random dudes in the bar who don't really seem to be spending money. Either way, it makes it hard to approach when a chick has been sitting with the same dude for 90 minutes.