So this was at Tootsies day shift on a Sunday about a year ago. I decided to get a lap dance from cute Latina spinner and during the dance she wraps hand around my throat and applies a little pressure...
It didn't hurt of anything, but needless to say I was thrown off guard a little.
I didn't even notice we were on song number 2, but I just paid her and was like wtf just happened.
Yeah - this is a bit common these days; some kind of asphyxiation fetish - I've had dancers do it to me and have had dancers ask me to do it to them (usually younger dancers) - not really my thing as a guy in my late-40s where AFAIK this was not common back in the day
Go back to my hotel room after talking to her for 10 minutes?
I'd say the most shocking thing (that was pleasant) was a stripper sitting with me for a few hours, paying for MY drinks and refusing money. She said she just wanted someone to talk to (we were around the same age at the time [early 30s]). Was at a club in an area of the country I rarely get to, and I never spoke or saw her again after that night.
suck on my nipples for the entire duration of a great harry james routine. One of the best VIP sessions of my life. I would have been a repeat visitor for her, but shes currently on the lam in another state lol.
chin job. That's right - she worked me with her chin OTP until completion.
True story. 2-3 years ago I meet a cute spinner (my type) in a club about an hour from my home where most of the day dancers are somewhat larger and thicker. After a few minutes of chit-chat we go back for a $20 trial run couch dance. About 1/2 way through the first song I realize she's hot as hell and I say let's do a 1/2 hour in a VIP champagne room. The room is $30. She agrees on $100 for the 1/2 hour. As soon as we get on the full size couch she tells me she's always had a fantasy to suck an older guys cock. She's in her 20's, I'm in my 60's. But that's not all. She wants to record it so she can watch it later that night and masturbate. So after undoing my pants she hands me her phone which is recording video and has me record at close range her getting down to business. I continue to record the entire thing through completion in her mouth. I ask her how much for the extras and she says since we never discussed it I owed her nothing more than the original $100 agreed to. I tipped her another $50 which was about all I had at the time.
The next week I tell my ATF (at another club) about this and she goes nuts telling me that I'm probably all over the internet. I tell her that if I am the only part of me that anyone will see is my cock since that and her head/mouth/face is all that I recorded. Boy would I have loved to get a copy of that recording.
We never exchanged names. I went back to find her a couple of weeks later and another dancer told me that she got in a fight with another dancer and was beaten and hasn't been seen or heard from since.
I also found out later that her name was Doja. My ATF told me that is another name for marijuana. The Urban Dictionary confirms this. It's also a brand name for cannibas in Canada.
She's nuts.
@NeverEnuf Oh wow that’s crazy.
Probably not as exciting but:
I remember doing doubles with another dancer for a regular at the time. We both had a similar look face wise and she jokingly called me her sister. She insisted that me and the customer had to take a hit of her marijuana vape pen. And during dances (without any additional request for a “tip” first) she starts unbuttoning his shirt, pulls out his dick, then starts playing with it. And letting him suck on her nips too.
All of this was on the floor and visible from the stage.
For all of this she only made $180 off him and I made $140. (Cause I suddenly realized I had to pee and left for a couple of songs, when his dick found its way back in his pants).
And that was when I was done with that regular. I don’t think that bothered him too much.
This didn't happen during a dance, but while I was working and the club was fixing the close. Most of the girls and I are in the locker room and the one in particular I was talking to had been breastfeeding for some time after having a new baby, so she was still lactating quite heavily.
She was making some joke at me and I reply with some sarcastic humor, and I suppose as an interesting way to tell me to shut up, she takes her tit in her hand and squeezes it so that a big stream of milk shoots right at my face. I never thought that in my life, I'd be able to tell people that that has happened to me. The other girls went hysterical when they saw it happen.
I was at Go-Go-Rama in NJ and getting a rather enthusiastic LD in the public LD room (for those who've been, you know what I mean). Suddently, my dancer says she loves having her feet worshiped. So off come the stilettos and her feet are square in my mouth (one at a time). It's all toes and heels, etc. I'm licking and sucking, and somehow suppressing thoughts of all the places her feet may have been. While not foot fetish guy, it worked for me that night and stands (pun intended) as my weirdest stripper situation for me.
I was at a strip club back in the 90's watching a headliner show of some porn star at the time aka, like Nikki Dial or Raquel Darrian (all I remember is a stacked body and dark hair) and she is up on stage doing her shtick.... candle wax..... dildos..... oils.... suddenly stops, stands up and scans around the room points to me and says "Hey you! Stand UP!" Now I am sitting oh say, about 10-15 feet from the stage mind you, and this chick probably weighs in at about 120-130? So.... I stand up saying to me my ownself "WTF is she going to do?" She says, "Come a little closer", so I move up about 2 feet and she says, "STOP! Right there is good".... looks me in the eye and says, "Catch Me"... proceeds to turn around, walk to the other side of the stage and with a running start jumps the 10 foot distance between the 2~3 foot high stage and me, flying the through the air, spread eagle, like some type of butt naked pornographic version of Wonder Woman.
I was so shocked my first instinct was to run away like I stole something but, my inner respect for the sanctity of human life took over and....... with a herculean effort I caught her in mid-air with her legs wrapped around my waist and her arms around my neck. The crowd erupted into a frenzied cheer as my lower back erupted into spasms of pain..... shit, that hurt. Add to that I now had the added benefit of candle wax and baby oil smeared all over my clothing, the payback being about six dudes I did not know offered to buy me a beer. The manager came over and thanked me for making a fine catch and comped my entire table a round so, in hindsight it was worth it.
I talked to her afterward and asked her how did you manage to pick me? She says "Well, you seemed like you were paying attention, were sober and big enough to catch me"..... and then gave me a free lap dance... true story.
awesome sir!
Longball. I laughed out loud at the added benefit quote. Nicely done sir.
