Strangest thing a strippers done to you?
Summit21
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It didn't hurt of anything, but needless to say I was thrown off guard a little.
I didn't even notice we were on song number 2, but I just paid her and was like wtf just happened.
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I'd say the most shocking thing (that was pleasant) was a stripper sitting with me for a few hours, paying for MY drinks and refusing money. She said she just wanted someone to talk to (we were around the same age at the time [early 30s]). Was at a club in an area of the country I rarely get to, and I never spoke or saw her again after that night.
The next week I tell my ATF (at another club) about this and she goes nuts telling me that I'm probably all over the internet. I tell her that if I am the only part of me that anyone will see is my cock since that and her head/mouth/face is all that I recorded. Boy would I have loved to get a copy of that recording.
We never exchanged names. I went back to find her a couple of weeks later and another dancer told me that she got in a fight with another dancer and was beaten and hasn't been seen or heard from since.
Probably not as exciting but:
I remember doing doubles with another dancer for a regular at the time. We both had a similar look face wise and she jokingly called me her sister. She insisted that me and the customer had to take a hit of her marijuana vape pen. And during dances (without any additional request for a “tip” first) she starts unbuttoning his shirt, pulls out his dick, then starts playing with it. And letting him suck on her nips too.
All of this was on the floor and visible from the stage.
For all of this she only made $180 off him and I made $140. (Cause I suddenly realized I had to pee and left for a couple of songs, when his dick found its way back in his pants).
And that was when I was done with that regular. I don’t think that bothered him too much.
Most of the girls and I are in the locker room and the one in particular I was talking to had been breastfeeding for some time after having a new baby, so she was still lactating quite heavily.
She was making some joke at me and I reply with some sarcastic humor, and I suppose as an interesting way to tell me to shut up, she takes her tit in her hand and squeezes it so that a big stream of milk shoots right at my face. I never thought that in my life, I'd be able to tell people that that has happened to me. The other girls went hysterical when they saw it happen.
I was so shocked my first instinct was to run away like I stole something but, my inner respect for the sanctity of human life took over and....... with a herculean effort I caught her in mid-air with her legs wrapped around my waist and her arms around my neck. The crowd erupted into a frenzied cheer as my lower back erupted into spasms of pain..... shit, that hurt. Add to that I now had the added benefit of candle wax and baby oil smeared all over my clothing, the payback being about six dudes I did not know offered to buy me a beer. The manager came over and thanked me for making a fine catch and comped my entire table a round so, in hindsight it was worth it.
I talked to her afterward and asked her how did you manage to pick me? She says "Well, you seemed like you were paying attention, were sober and big enough to catch me"..... and then gave me a free lap dance... true story.