Craziest Thing A Stripper Ever Asked You For?

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
What’s the craziest thing a stripper ever asked you for? Not money, not money to pay bail, or rent, or a cell phone bill, but an actual physical item.

I don’t have any, always money, one time a stripper asked me to buy her some lingerie to wear at work, I don’t think that’s too odd.

The best I’ve heard is jackslash and computer screen cleaner.

33 comments

  • Clubber
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    6 years ago
    I won't say my ATF came eight out and said "Buy me...", but she stated she wanted a handgun. That she got.
  • THE CHAINDOG
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    6 years ago
    My then favorite wanted a hand gun. I miss her.
  • shadowcat
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    6 years ago
    Jello cups.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    A car
  • twentyfive
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    6 years ago
    My old ATF had a business on e-bay where she took old handbags she bought at flea markets and thrift shops, bejeweled them and then sold them usually for good money, she asked me to buy her a sewing machine to use in her business, I found a commercial singer sewing machine in a shop that was going out of business and bought it for her. Best investment I ever made. The dividends were priceless.
  • MackTruck
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    6 years ago
    She asked me for a blow job... review cumming soon
  • THE CHAINDOG
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    6 years ago
    I have lost track how many girls I armed with pepper spray and taught dirty self defence tricks.
  • sinclair
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    6 years ago
    I bought a dancer lingerie, a g-string made of candy, and a BDSM type cane. We left the club while she was working to go to a sex shop. https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…

    One time I ran out to pick up a stripper a pack of Newports from Walmart.

    I've had dancers ask me to order them food like pizza or Jimmy John's and get it delivered to the club.
  • Array
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    6 years ago
    A butt plug. I didn’t do it.
  • jsully63
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    6 years ago
    Weed which is not unusual but after I brought my ATF a blunt she’d sneak out and smoke and pay me back well with a few extras during a dance.
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    A McDonald's plain double cheeseburger and fries.
  • jackslash
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    6 years ago
    shailynn neglected to mention that the stripper who asked for computer screen cleaner also asked for a tire pressure gauge. I later learned that you can use a pressure gauge to smoke crack or heroin.

    I have bought a lot of strange stuff for strippers. I once paid for a fill-up at a gas station for a strippers' boyfriend so he could get to work. I have bought souvenirs on my overseas trips for strippers and their kids. Several years ago I gave my then CF a Crock Pot for her birthday, because she had complemented me on the meals I had cooked for her in my Crock Pot.
  • Huntsman
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    6 years ago
    A stripper once asked me for a tire because she blew one out on the way to work and didn’t have a spare. Given her blowing skills, it was a good purchase.
  • Uprightcitizen
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    6 years ago
    Car, wedding ring, boobjob, security system for her car, valium, cigarettes, pizza...to name a few. I came through on the cigarettes and the pizza. Funny thing is was that getting the pizza got her kicked out of the club and all the other girls ate it.
  • RandomMember
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    6 years ago
    Proof of my vasectomy.
  • northwest101215
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    6 years ago
    First time at one of the Vegas clubs, was getting dances in one if those booths in the area with about 20 of them in a side room. The dancer was chatty, seemed to be asking a lot of personal questions, and mentioned she'd like to have kids one day. Then she asked if I'd give her one. I was kind of shocked and didn't ask what exactly she meant. Wrapped up quickly after that. The other thing about her, great looking fake ones that she resisted me touching at first but turned out to be rock hard when I finally did.
  • shailynn
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    6 years ago
    jackslash I think those were probably “YOUR” kids.
  • LinzeeDet
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    6 years ago
    I made a customer last night give me his mashed potatoes.

    Side note Landing Strip has really good food.
  • Uprightcitizen
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    6 years ago
    Damn Linzee you can have my mashed potatoes anytime. Low carb diet and all for me but no spoon for you. I get to watch you slowly eat them all sexy with your fingers.
  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    A stripper asked me to take her to a trendy tribeca restaurant. She quickly became my cf. However, I wasn’t sure how good she would look in the harsh light of day.

    I had a friend who was a regular at the trendy tribeca restaurant - and I thought twice about giving him a call.

    I’m not the type to go to expensive or trendy hot spots - so I let it pass.
  • NJBalla
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    6 years ago
    If I wanted to be her sugar daddy. Still remember it to this day. I was a regular at Cabaret Go Go in Paterson 7 years ago. Id visit the tall dominican girl with the messed up teeth every 2 weeks and tipped generously. I still remember her getting dressed after a FS session and she asked if Id be interested in taking her shopping every week to make her happy. I said Id think about it and havent been to that club since.
  • orionsmith
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    6 years ago
    Strange things
    Contact lenses
    A rose
    Plane tickets and a trip to Las Vegas with me
    A new outfit for dancing in
    I never bought plane tickets nor contact lenses.
    I thought contacts were the strangest. Crazy dancer must have thought we were in some kind of sugar daddy situation but buying dances in a club and a few occasional meet ups with no sex involved doesn't mean the same thing to me. Crazy dancer couldn't forget about me though. Wanted me to be her new BF when I told her I was moving. She wasn't happy. She actually told me in tears that all they emotions she felt around me, probably all the drama too, meant she was in love and did t know it at the time. I was wondering if that was a drama queen making a last ditch effort to get me to stay. She seemed serious though.
  • orionsmith
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    6 years ago
    The only reason I call her crazy was because she seemed attached to me. Wasn't the first or last time. Lots of dancers seem to feel attached to certain guys in clubs. I kind of enjoy that a bit if she is hot. If she starts chasing other dancers away, she better be hot.
  • Jackmd
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    6 years ago
    A credit card. Offer declined
  • Warrenboy75
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    6 years ago
    Uber Card........
  • BrotherFogHorn
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    6 years ago
    One asked me for Nun outfit
  • Jascoi
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    6 years ago
    a girl that I had a lot of fun with I had a serious rollover accident and it blew out her fake boobs.
  • Jascoi
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    6 years ago
    she asked to borrow 3500 to get a new set. and she actually desperately needed them as the car accident left her with an absolute bee sting boob on one side and an a on the other.
  • Jascoi
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    6 years ago
    so I loaned her the money. she's worked off 600 of it. now only 2900 to go.
  • Jascoi
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    6 years ago
    her new boobs are spectacular.
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    A loooong time ago one asked for a wedding ring. Nope.
  • JimOsterberg
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    6 years ago
    Stock tips. But specifically, because she blew every dollar she had saved (in the $10,000s) on the XM Radio IPO. Was pressuring me for a way to make it all back. Not a client I would like to advise (she would have had more luck if she hit me up before I came)
  • Icey
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    6 years ago
    She asked me to kill her ex in exchange for a cut of her earnings and sex 3 times a week for a year. Another wanted a real voodoo doll and advice on witchcraft.
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