What happens?

Have seen a clubber do this. Thought it was awesome.

Well a clubber in a kilt not sure about the ldk part, would assume thats a given haha

You get kicked in the bagpipe

An inteeesring question from MackTruck. It shows she’s thinking about wearing a skirt (aka a kilt) to a club - to draw attention away from her perfect Ukrainian c cup breasts -

Q. Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

A. Because sheep run away when they hear the sound of a zipper.

Nice! Lol!

Goats near SJG’s house run away at that sound too.