I believe Filipinas are encouraged to join Mamisan’s parlor.
Filipinas are some of the sexiest girls - and best pucks I’ve encountered. If Mamisan has any working for her, and they aren’t loading up on fried rice - I’ll be over soon!
@Nina I’m technically half as well :D I just don’t claim it as much cause it’s longer to explain. And also people in my area tend to not know many Asians so they like to mostly acknowledge my Asian side so I can be a token “Asian they know”
Filipinas can pass for many asians because their lineage is already a mix - the indigenous peoples, Chinese, Japanese primarily. Then you add the Dutch, Spanish, and even a bit of good old 'murican and you have a highly mixed race. It makes for diversely beautiful women that's for sure.
I agree. There are Filipinos with more "Asian" sounding last names and then there are Filipinos with straight up Latin names (like Hernandez, Rodriguez, etc). Spanish-American war.
If you go to the Philippines, you will see Filipinos with the typical skin tone of a Chinese person, all the way down to damn near black. Many have fine, silky, typical "Asian" hair, while others have curly hair and dark skin and look Latin.
I even think Filipino food is like a cross between Spanish and umami Chinese... and I was raised eating a lot of Filipino food. Its reputation is not very good, but that's because tourists usually try the craziest Filipino street food that even most Filipinos don't like (like Balut --- gross. My stepmom is from a very impoverished part of Manilla and she and her family think it's a disgusting and don't eat it. Well, it is disgusting and not something I would try).
They're are also mostly Christian (a lot are Catholic, but not all). The Filipino church I used to go to was open to all Christian demoninatioms. But after service, we'd all gather in the basement for some authentic Filipino food cooked by the hands of people who were mostly immigrants, raised in the Philippines. I always looked forward to the food during church, and we kids (and many of the adults) usually spent more time in the basement eating and socializing than we did for the actual sermon. On social occasions, we'd have a whole roasted pig sitting on the table. The crispy skin was my favorite part.
And of course, the Filipino church is were I learned Tinikling. We children started to perform it at all the big church celebrations (Christmas show, anniversary show, etc) and the adults, who were mostly all immigrants, loved it. I remember our first time performing it, we were all dressed in our traditional Filipino Tinikling garments. The adults went crazy! They loved it. And when the bamboo sticks would start moving faster, they cheered even louder. We would all practice endlessly, because we didn't want to fuck up and get our foot caught in the bamboo sticks. It was super fun.
Filipinos know how to cook with anything. And they are proud of it. LMAO SPAM is the fifth meat in the Philippines. That's some good knowledge of the culture. Lechon is some good eating. I know how to make chicken afritada which has Spanish roots and my family's lumpia. Both taught to me by my mother. And LOL my sisters did the tininkling for a high school culture show. (And LOL based on all your pinoy knowledge I bet you know what "put'ang in mo" means.)
Of course! For all the family gatherings on my dad's side, my stepmom brings her deep fryer and makes fresh lumpia (with two big bottles of the sweet chili sauce) as an appetizer while we are waiting to eat our family meal. People don't even try to be polite about not take the last one, someone will sweep by and take it. But my stepmom makes plate after plate, so there's plenty. People always double check to make sure, "is she bringing her lumpia?" Lol!
Duuude, when I was a little kid my stepmom was evil (forreal, maybe she was possessed by a demon because we actually get along just fine now), and would always point her finger at us and say, "put'ang in mo!" She was a mail order bride and didn't realize how easy it was to look things up online, so I told my mom about it and my and her friend looked at up and were ready to BEAT HER ASS when they found out what it meant. She didn't say it much when my dad was around, but when we told him about it and he confronted her, she lied and said "it means oh my gosh, kids." So I said, "Ok, does that mean I can say it to all the little kids at church?" and she was a deer caught in headlights. My mom had already told me what it actually means.
And yeah put'ang ina mo* (I copied and pasted your first spelling of it not realizing it was missing the obvious a, because I didn't know where the apostrophe went lol).
My Tagalog is very limited too. I know how to tell someone their mom is a whore, I know how to tell someone I love them, I know how to say "oh my God," and I know how to say penis and vagina in a non-offensive way. That's about it.
@nicespice FWIW when I read your TUSCL profile and saw your avatar I thought you might be an Asian mix. Your hair is not dark enough to be pure Pinay. It still looks silky beautiful like Asian hair, though.
LOL you are a "mestiza". That's an advantage and highly desired in the Philippines. They love the light skin over there. I bet Filipino customers would love you if they knew but also LOL I like that you play any Asian for your customers.
Thank you, that's what I said (my younger siblings are "mestizo") when I got into an argument with someone else here about the use of the term "mulatto" (which I identify with).
LOL @nicespice Filipina wives don't let their husbands go to strip clubs and keep a close watch over them! Plus they are raised on the guilt of Catholicism. Luckily my wife is white and her father was a monger.
This discussion is spot on. I have a sister who’s husband is from the Phillipines - and I am friends with several of his siblings. I’ve been to their family gatherings - and the food is amazing.
Certain large celebrations have involved cooked pig - which is excellent as well.
Some are very devoted Catholics - and some are on the naughty side.
@Cashman family and family member relationships with friends are a huge part of Filipino culture. I know family is important in all cultures but with Filipinos it goes to another level. When you marry or become friends with a Filipino you don't just build a relationship with that individual. Your relationship becomes part of the bigger family and friends collective. And all those close to the individual become close to you as well. LOL whether you like it or not.
SirLDAlot - I’ve experienced that - and it’s very nice. Family - extended family - and friends - all are held closely. It’s very nice to experience the welcome feeling of being a part of that family - and culture.
Lol I am. My mom introduces me to friends of hers I haven't met by saying, "this is my good twin." ...she lives in Detroit and since my sister goes to Detroit to get drugs a lot, people know her and know she is an addict. I'm not around as much, but we don't look much alike anymore, and not as many people know me. My mom especially makes it a point to introduce me to wealthier male friends of hers.
My parents were never told whether we are identical or fraternal. I don't know why that is, since it is easy to tell. We are over 3 hours apart, and my birth was vaginal while my sister was an emergency C-section.
We are "mirror twins," (I'm left handed, she's right handed, I have an astigmatism in my left eye, hers in her right eye, when we were babies our hair spiraled out in opposite directions, etc). This is apparently common in identical twins.
People used to generally have a hard time telling us apart, but now we look very different but it is largely due to environmental/lifestyle factors.
We could get a simple DNA test to find out, but we have yet to do that.
Nina’s sister would be bent over the desk - with her plaid skirt pulled up to expose her ass.
NiceSpice would stroll over - and firmly whack Nina’s sister across her cheeks. The naughty schoolgirl would take a harsh snapping - until her cheeks were fully reddened!
Nina would then approach her sister. Her sister would be too sore to sit. As her sister slides off the desk - to curl up on the hard floor - she would notice Nina over her - in her nuns outfit. Nina would lift her garments up - to reveal her exposed pussy - and squat over her sister and piss on her to clean the filth from her.
As this occurs - Nicole sits facing the corner - completely nude - wearing a gag (to keep her silent) and a large dildo on top of her head.
Then PD83 - arrives dressed as the Pope... with a big black strap on.
Lol! I like that idea! NiceSpice would make a very hot and naughty librarian.
Honestly - with a ruler and a librarians outfit - that would be perfect!
I can see NiceSpice snapping the ruler across Nina’s sisters exposed cheeks - hearing her sister yell “Ouch!” Then NiceSpice telling her to be quiet - and snapping her ass harder!
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I agree with cflock.
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I thought fuck you Jackie was a thing from the Howard Stern Show.
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^ No there was a whole saga regarding Jackie posting trashing juices here, maybe someone will look it up for you it was a number of years ago.
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I've never know either.
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Thank you Mamisan.
Are Filipinas acceptable to join your parlour?
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^ Pinays know how to "PUCK".
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I believe Filipinas are encouraged to join Mamisan’s parlor.
Filipinas are some of the sexiest girls - and best pucks I’ve encountered. If Mamisan has any working for her, and they aren’t loading up on fried rice - I’ll be over soon!
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My little brother and sister are half Filipino and half white. Never seen kids as cute as them, except when I look at photos of me as a baby. ;)
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@Nina I’m technically half as well :D I just don’t claim it as much cause it’s longer to explain. And also people in my area tend to not know many Asians so they like to mostly acknowledge my Asian side so I can be a token “Asian they know”
@mami I’m sure the goat was top earner
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Filipinas can pass for many asians because their lineage is already a mix - the indigenous peoples, Chinese, Japanese primarily. Then you add the Dutch, Spanish, and even a bit of good old 'murican and you have a highly mixed race. It makes for diversely beautiful women that's for sure.
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I agree. There are Filipinos with more "Asian" sounding last names and then there are Filipinos with straight up Latin names (like Hernandez, Rodriguez, etc). Spanish-American war.
If you go to the Philippines, you will see Filipinos with the typical skin tone of a Chinese person, all the way down to damn near black. Many have fine, silky, typical "Asian" hair, while others have curly hair and dark skin and look Latin.
I even think Filipino food is like a cross between Spanish and umami Chinese... and I was raised eating a lot of Filipino food. Its reputation is not very good, but that's because tourists usually try the craziest Filipino street food that even most Filipinos don't like (like Balut --- gross. My stepmom is from a very impoverished part of Manilla and she and her family think it's a disgusting and don't eat it. Well, it is disgusting and not something I would try).
They're are also mostly Christian (a lot are Catholic, but not all). The Filipino church I used to go to was open to all Christian demoninatioms. But after service, we'd all gather in the basement for some authentic Filipino food cooked by the hands of people who were mostly immigrants, raised in the Philippines. I always looked forward to the food during church, and we kids (and many of the adults) usually spent more time in the basement eating and socializing than we did for the actual sermon. On social occasions, we'd have a whole roasted pig sitting on the table. The crispy skin was my favorite part.
And of course, the Filipino church is were I learned Tinikling. We children started to perform it at all the big church celebrations (Christmas show, anniversary show, etc) and the adults, who were mostly all immigrants, loved it. I remember our first time performing it, we were all dressed in our traditional Filipino Tinikling garments. The adults went crazy! They loved it. And when the bamboo sticks would start moving faster, they cheered even louder. We would all practice endlessly, because we didn't want to fuck up and get our foot caught in the bamboo sticks. It was super fun.
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Yes! I love the roast pig! And also lumpia, which is superior to all other forms of egg roll/spring rolls as far as the outer wrap crispiness.
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Are you sure you’re picky about your Asians? :p
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Filipinos know how to cook with anything. And they are proud of it. LMAO SPAM is the fifth meat in the Philippines. That's some good knowledge of the culture. Lechon is some good eating. I know how to make chicken afritada which has Spanish roots and my family's lumpia. Both taught to me by my mother. And LOL my sisters did the tininkling for a high school culture show. (And LOL based on all your pinoy knowledge I bet you know what "put'ang in mo" means.)
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^ put'ang ina mo
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@nicespice I am super picky about Asian women and am the absolute worst about Filipinas. I come from a family of beautiful ones.
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Of course! For all the family gatherings on my dad's side, my stepmom brings her deep fryer and makes fresh lumpia (with two big bottles of the sweet chili sauce) as an appetizer while we are waiting to eat our family meal. People don't even try to be polite about not take the last one, someone will sweep by and take it. But my stepmom makes plate after plate, so there's plenty. People always double check to make sure, "is she bringing her lumpia?" Lol!
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My Tagalog knowledge is limited but I guessed at it and I was right
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Duuude, when I was a little kid my stepmom was evil (forreal, maybe she was possessed by a demon because we actually get along just fine now), and would always point her finger at us and say, "put'ang in mo!" She was a mail order bride and didn't realize how easy it was to look things up online, so I told my mom about it and my and her friend looked at up and were ready to BEAT HER ASS when they found out what it meant. She didn't say it much when my dad was around, but when we told him about it and he confronted her, she lied and said "it means oh my gosh, kids." So I said, "Ok, does that mean I can say it to all the little kids at church?" and she was a deer caught in headlights. My mom had already told me what it actually means.
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I like my lumpia with vinegar, crushed garlic, and pepper sauce. Try it Nina it is better than sweet chili sauce.
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And yeah put'ang ina mo* (I copied and pasted your first spelling of it not realizing it was missing the obvious a, because I didn't know where the apostrophe went lol).
My Tagalog is very limited too. I know how to tell someone their mom is a whore, I know how to tell someone I love them, I know how to say "oh my God," and I know how to say penis and vagina in a non-offensive way. That's about it.
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Sirlapdancealot, I just eat it with whatever sauce my stepmom serves it with. But I'll take your word.
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I don't know much Tagalog myself other than limited basic conversation and all the cursing.
And Nina that is the traditional lumpia sauce. Both are good.
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Sir LDK you are making me hungry now I’m going to have to have some soon mmm
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@nicespice FWIW when I read your TUSCL profile and saw your avatar I thought you might be an Asian mix. Your hair is not dark enough to be pure Pinay. It still looks silky beautiful like Asian hair, though.
LOL you are a "mestiza". That's an advantage and highly desired in the Philippines. They love the light skin over there. I bet Filipino customers would love you if they knew but also LOL I like that you play any Asian for your customers.
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Thank you, that's what I said (my younger siblings are "mestizo") when I got into an argument with someone else here about the use of the term "mulatto" (which I identify with).
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I am amazed at how interesting and informative TUSCL can be sometimes. I'm glad to learn something about Philippine culture.
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Puck you, jackie!
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@NinaBambina I'm pretty sure a mestizo has Caucasian or Latino other half and a mulatto has a black other half.
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I don’t really encounter Filipino customers. Though I do very well with Indians and usually they are the group asking me for the dances.
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"@NinaBambina I'm pretty sure a mestizo has Caucasian or Latino other half and a mulatto has a black other half."
Yes. My little brother and sister have a white dad and Filipina mom. We have the same dad, so my dad is of course white and my mom is black.
Funny though, I grew up around more Filipino culture than they have.
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LOL @nicespice Filipina wives don't let their husbands go to strip clubs and keep a close watch over them! Plus they are raised on the guilt of Catholicism. Luckily my wife is white and her father was a monger.
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@Nina lol.
@sirdance This is true, though sadly my white dad is the one who is a devoted Catholic who goes to church unlike my mom.
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This discussion is spot on. I have a sister who’s husband is from the Phillipines - and I am friends with several of his siblings. I’ve been to their family gatherings - and the food is amazing.
Certain large celebrations have involved cooked pig - which is excellent as well.
Some are very devoted Catholics - and some are on the naughty side.
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@Cashman family and family member relationships with friends are a huge part of Filipino culture. I know family is important in all cultures but with Filipinos it goes to another level. When you marry or become friends with a Filipino you don't just build a relationship with that individual. Your relationship becomes part of the bigger family and friends collective. And all those close to the individual become close to you as well. LOL whether you like it or not.
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SirLDAlot - I’ve experienced that - and it’s very nice. Family - extended family - and friends - all are held closely. It’s very nice to experience the welcome feeling of being a part of that family - and culture.
I definitely enjoy it.
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"Some are very devoted Catholics - and some are on the naughty side."
My sister had lesbian sex in the pastor's office of our Filipino church when she was about 17.
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Your sister sounds like a trip. Try to get her to post on here if that’s possible xD
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Oh, no. I don't want anything to do with her right now, she's a manipulative junkie now who wishes I was as miserable as her.
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Nina - is your sister available for Skype? If she would wear a nun costume - it would help to knock another adventure off of my perverted bucket list!
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LMAO Nina is the "good" twin. That's fucked up. (I keed, I keed.)
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Lol I am. My mom introduces me to friends of hers I haven't met by saying, "this is my good twin." ...she lives in Detroit and since my sister goes to Detroit to get drugs a lot, people know her and know she is an addict. I'm not around as much, but we don't look much alike anymore, and not as many people know me. My mom especially makes it a point to introduce me to wealthier male friends of hers.
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You guys are identical twins?
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Don’t tell me - your addict sisters name is Nicole?!
That would be kinda scary!
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"You guys are identical twins?"
My parents were never told whether we are identical or fraternal. I don't know why that is, since it is easy to tell. We are over 3 hours apart, and my birth was vaginal while my sister was an emergency C-section.
We are "mirror twins," (I'm left handed, she's right handed, I have an astigmatism in my left eye, hers in her right eye, when we were babies our hair spiraled out in opposite directions, etc). This is apparently common in identical twins.
People used to generally have a hard time telling us apart, but now we look very different but it is largely due to environmental/lifestyle factors.
We could get a simple DNA test to find out, but we have yet to do that.
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LMAO Cashman how's this for your Skype session fantasy:
Nina's evil twin in a naughty Catholic school girl outfit
NinaBambina in skimpy nun's robes
nicespice in an all black dominatrix get up
Nicole1994 butt naked with a dunce cap on
Thoughts?
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Oh - that works quite nicely!
Nina’s sister would be bent over the desk - with her plaid skirt pulled up to expose her ass.
NiceSpice would stroll over - and firmly whack Nina’s sister across her cheeks. The naughty schoolgirl would take a harsh snapping - until her cheeks were fully reddened!
Nina would then approach her sister. Her sister would be too sore to sit. As her sister slides off the desk - to curl up on the hard floor - she would notice Nina over her - in her nuns outfit. Nina would lift her garments up - to reveal her exposed pussy - and squat over her sister and piss on her to clean the filth from her.
As this occurs - Nicole sits facing the corner - completely nude - wearing a gag (to keep her silent) and a large dildo on top of her head.
Then PD83 - arrives dressed as the Pope... with a big black strap on.
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^ ROFLMAO you are a sick fuck. Brilliant!
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Lol, true TUSCL erotica.
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Lol! I’m making sure I go directly to Hell! No purgatory -
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It’s a twisted love story - just a little rough around the edges.
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Yeah I was thinking nicespice in a hawt teacher's outfit would be more appropriate. The dominatrix outfit doesn't fit the Catholic school fantasy.
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How about a librarian? Plus Nicole and I need to research the sex industry together.
@dominic I know this is a way late response but thanks for posting the links explaining the Jackie joke. Oops
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^ Librarian in a mini-skirt dress suit. Lace bra and thong. Garter belt with stockings. Glasses and a pearl necklace. Pencil holding your hair up.
LOL sorry Cash I need my own nicespice fantasy. ;)
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Lol! I like that idea! NiceSpice would make a very hot and naughty librarian.
Honestly - with a ruler and a librarians outfit - that would be perfect!
I can see NiceSpice snapping the ruler across Nina’s sisters exposed cheeks - hearing her sister yell “Ouch!” Then NiceSpice telling her to be quiet - and snapping her ass harder!
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Fuck you Jackie
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Fuck jackie
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Jackie fucks jackie
Fuck you jackie
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