I think that on Friday, while Nicole and Nina have their chat, Nicole should come to my Austin club and get a cabana with me.
Cost of cabana rental will be $300-500. And cost of my time will be $1000/hr. (I could offer a lower rate as low as $500 for my time, however, I get the impression that either amount would be an insignificant number for you.)
In return, I’ll spend that hour helping you with grammar during your discussion with Nina. And also formatting to make the inevitable long posts easier to read. And coming up with witty and scathing insults towards Nina. In addition, I will help take sexy photos of you so that you have more selfies in rotation since you tend to like to change up your avatars.
Ah hell, I don’t even do extras but I’d be willing to make an exception for you. I just ask to allow photos so that I can potentially sell them. (Though I understand if you say no.) However, in this club, there are consequences to getting caught so it will have to be very brief and discreet.
What do you say? :)
Someone's thirsty in here.