Question about review accepts
Since I’ve been spending more time on this site lately, I figured I would also help contribute to review accepts/rejects.
I know specifically stating “name does extras” is a no no. But I have questions:
1) Are all massage parlors here a “happy ending one” ? Therefore is mentioning illegal acts here okay?
2) What is considered “detailed” enough? I assume a chronological summary is decent enough. Do you guys like to look out for other things?
3) I tried to look for a template for reviewing but didn’t see one. Did I miss it?
I know specifically stating “name does extras” is a no no. But I have questions:
1) Are all massage parlors here a “happy ending one” ? Therefore is mentioning illegal acts here okay?
2) What is considered “detailed” enough? I assume a chronological summary is decent enough. Do you guys like to look out for other things?
3) I tried to look for a template for reviewing but didn’t see one. Did I miss it?
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Hehe okay, I’ll look at his stuff.
There was a review about a massage parlor that listed someone by name, which made me scratch my head and prompt this thread.
2. Imo a basic review should include most of the following:
Dancers, # of dancers, what kind of dancers(black, white, mixed, thick, spinners)
Mileage
Upscale or dive
Prices
Clientele
Alcohol or juice bar
Topless or nude
3. I thought there was a "template" of some sort. But i dont remember where it is at the moment.
Massage parlors I'd also say services performed is ok as long as no names. Shit we list extras for strip clubs even though it's not supposed to happen, what's the difference with a massage parlor?
The rule I usually use is reject any review that sounds so vanilla that you could apply that same review to most anything strip club. It's gotta give at least one specific detail about the place. Whether it's prices, dancer names and most common nationalities there, something. Instead youll see a lot of stuff like:
The vibe was cool. I ordered a drink. Then got a dance from a blond with huge boobs. I left happy and will return.
Useless stuff like that are the main ones that need rejecting.
Yeah I guess I’m trying to figure out a minimal acceptable review. I know it’s tough to standardize these things. I’m wondering if it’s better to cut some slack on accepting if there hasn’t been reviews published recently on a particular club and also go harsher if there’s a lot of them.
It might be better to be vague?
There are full details on USA sex guide - but that site has moved offshore.
Hm I think “super vanilla” is a good rule of thumb. Thanks for that guys.
How can people not see this?
Most of the reviews I reject are because of not enough details. If no prices are listed my reject trigger finger goes on alert looking for details about dancers. So basically I’ll look for drink, cover, dance prices. Something about number and quality of dancers, plus insight into type of customer. And would like to see information about time. In this city 7pm, 9pm and 11 pm are vastly different in several clubs and all fall into the evening group.
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Content and length are the two most important factors to consider.
Be wordy. Fill the review box. One or two sentence reviews aren't helpful to anyone.
Give a LOT of details in your review (club layout, atmosphere, dance quality, etc.).
Your review should be at least 4 solid paragraphs, with 4-7 sentences each.
One paragraph should describe the club vibe. Mention cleanliness, thug factor, music level, dj annoyance factor, lighting, etc.
Another paragraph should describe the dancers and their vampiness. How many were there? What ethicities did you see? Did they seem happy to see you?
A third paragraph should be about value. Don't say drinks, dances, cover charge, etc. were cheap or expensive. Tell us the actual costs!
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