Anyone help me understand why strippers keep sucking on my tits

They like your 100% natural look.

Because yours is bigger than theirs

I think they think because it turns them on it will turn you on too. I just let them suck on them or play with them whatever. If it makes them happy I will have a better experience overall. Gotta keep your Dancer happy.

Strippers are bisexual, so when they see tits their sexuality takes over

They are showing you what they like!

SJG

They are enamored with your fluffy G-cups.

---or maybe it's easier than trying to find your dick under all those slabs of blubber.

What's your cup size Juice ?

I have no idea. I don't have any tits.

Do they take your bra off first?

No biting?

It's called a manssiere, bro.

Fuck you Jackie

^^^ I second that.

Baller - That’s right - my mistake. Juice wears a manssiere! Lol!

Because they like second hand BBQ sauce?

Strippers sucking juicebox69 titties! Brilliant!

LMFAO

They are tripping hard and think juicy is a toad.

Because you put miracle whip and a cherry on your nipple and ask "What are we going to do about this?"

If you find a weiner in their panties they may want to titty fuck you

Fuck you Jackie

Well it's better than them talking amirite