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Would you fuck a woman who had a kid 2 weeks ago?

rickdugan
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8 yrs ago · 1 min read

Serious question, which I am seriously pondering now for all too obvious reasons.

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georgmicrodong

No. They’re supposed to wait some period of time. I know it’s longer than two weeks.

I ain’t gonna be the one to fuck jet shit up.

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tjmonger39

My wife is horny all the time so I am not ashamed to say yes. Not a big deal or any different at least from my perspective. Make sure that bitch hires a sitter so she doesn't have to stop mid-fuck to deal with a crying baby. If she wants you to pay for the sitter make sure she isn't having the baby daddy watch the baby for nothing while she cons you out of money. Assuming dental work wasn't part of the delivery I think you will have a good time. You can also grease up her big milky jugs if you don't mind looking at chewed up leaking nipples.

If she brings it to your pad make sure she takes any shitty baby diapers with her when she leaves.

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Lone_Wolf

Not a chance. Either that pup came out of her pussy which puts a hurtin on it or it was a c section which would be far worse. Rick, seems like you are searching for new lows. Might be time for reflection...if your being serious.

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JamesSD

No. It's not medically safe

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Papi_Chulo

Doesn't seem/feel right - whether it's medically ok IDK

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GACA

I've done it. There's nothing to it as long as she's ok with how her body feels

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Liwet

I would never fuck a single mother.

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RandomMember

Next @Dugan will be fucking cadavers.

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GACA

^^^neither would I, but a married mother know that's a different story :) ;) :0

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sinclair

I would not do it.

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goldmongerATL

Decades ago I ran into a girl on the Baltimore Block. Grabbed a tit and it was like a rock. Said she had had a baby five days earlier. Begged me to get a BJ as she needed the money. Also offered her ass. I took the BJ.

"Next @Dugan will be fucking cadavers."

True dat. What a disgusting POS.

Would 2 weeks be long enough for her to get back on drugs?

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bubba267

Agree w JamesSD. Don’t remember minimum time for waiting but it is more than 2weeks. I’ve been there waiting though as soon as doc gave clearance:)

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hump_my_leg_12346

gimme dat nut

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Call.Me.Ishmael

No.

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Cashman1234

Possibly. I’d talk to her first - to know if there are any issues that might exist. It’s pretty early to start at it again.

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shadowcat

Hell no. They need at least 6 weeks in most cases. Even anal is a no no. hemorrhoids can be a big problem too. Also don't care for breast milk.

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RTP

I had an offer from a stripper in the past year who returned to work two weeks after giving birth. I really like the stripper, but to me it was a real turnoff. I am not sure what my time frame is, but it is much longer than 2 weeks. That being said, I was raised in an area heavily populated with Amish people. Amish men were known to jump on their wives the day after giving birth.

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JackAstor

The other day the shit bag government troops in South Sudan showed that they don't care if it was 2 hours ago .

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4got2wipe

Brilliant suggestion based on RTP:

rickdugan should become Amish! :)

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