Stripper trading cards for Portland OR.

Awesome now the 50 year old virgin* PLs can scrap their Pokémon cards for these.

• PL Virgin (definition) - a PL who would other wise still be a virgin at the age of at least 40 if it weren’t for fucking a stripper(s).

I'm not scraping my Yu-Gi-Oh! cards for nothing.

Although I have a friend that lived in Portland for 13 years that would get a kick out of these. Heavily tempted to buy it as a gift (and add on to my list of purchases made on a whim that I definitely could have used the money for something else more important).

^^^ definate must buy for any PL strip club fan tied into the Oregon scene.

Another faggot thread by shadowcat. There is a stripper dude on there... fuck

If that's the cream of the crop in Portland, count me out. And why have stripper trading cards with so little skin showing?

For thought: what stats do you list on the back of stripper trading cards? Anything above and beyond body measurements? Swings both ways? Chances of getting to third base?

Gotta catch 'em all!

Interesting idea. More popular with folks who’ve never seen a nude female.

It could be funny if they put their stats on the backside of the cards. Height, weight, cup size, measurements, favorite positions, clubs she’s worked at, times guys have gotten to first base, second, etc...

Yikes! This is probably what much of Portland (and the rest of the country?) thinks the average PDX Stripper looks like. It's not. There are a few clubs where these "girls" would look right at home (lookin' at you, Kit Kat), but the vast majority of dancers in Portland are more girl-next-door-with-few-marketable-skills.