Can you count

What is the benefit of such sarcasm meant to mock someone^

OCD should be called CDO, so that the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.

"I compulsively count everything so yes. I can in-fact count how many girls I've grinded, gotten dances from, and made out with as well."

Are you the guy that keeps this on some big spreadsheet, or was that some other wierdo on here?

I don’t keep count. Although, if I did - I’d keep a count of the non-nsa civilians whom I’ve fucked - as those would be the experiences that made a more emotional impact.

"I’d keep a count of the non-nsa civilians whom I’ve fucked- as those would be the experiences that made a more emotional impact."

You mean the ones you didn't have to pay? Short list I bet.

Shorter now - yes. In my 20’s and 30’s - the non paid list was longer. Once I started mongering - things changed.

How do you define sex? handjob? Tiitty fuck? Blow job? Anal? What if you fuck but don't cum? Does it count if you wear a condom? Back in the day I kept a list of women, unpaid, I had had unprotected vaginal intercourse with and came inside. The others never counted. I know what that number was as of 1990.

I just keep count on a single bedsheet that goes everywhere with me and I never wash it.

I call it my spreadsheet....... ;-D

Yea, define sex

Yes.

I'm similar to DC, but not to that degree. I keep track of a lot of things. I know how many women I've been with. I know how many OTCs I've done.

Since I track my expenses with detail I even know how much money I've given/paid to every sex worker I've seen more than once. I even know how many times I've been to McDonalds this year.

What's "sex"? Is penetration required? What if I put it in but didn't cum inside? I do keep track however...counting girls I've had orgasms with, naked, I've had 4 black girls, 3 Asians and 5 white girls. This doesn't count BJ's or HJ's. I'd say my count is low compared to most people here but it's slightly above average for the average American.

You guys - sound like Bill Clinton - when he was offering his defense for getting oral from Monica Lewinski! Defining sex can be a slippery slope! Lol!

Vaginal penetration is the definition..despite of the duration or extent of the penetration itself

6.

132.

Hey Rockstar666, who’s the old hag dressed up in your avatar?

Chicago southside representing?

I tried to think back and count one time, and stopped at 95, because I got distracted when I got back to about 20 years ago.

And FYI, I consider blow jobs to be sex. But it isn’t a blow job unless one actually cums in her mouth. Without that crucial bit, it’s just foreplay.

She is hot.

Honestly no to many to count over the years

Yes. 4 including my wife before marriage. Then another 20 after when we decided an open relationship was OK. And yes, I did keep track of them all. Oh, and I only consider "sex" to be penetrative. Plenty more HJ's; BJ's, some with CIM; FIV; DATY ... of those all, I have lost count. It's not a lot, but I am very happy to have tasted some variety post marriage that I really didn't have before.

I would think overall around 65 with almost half coming in college when I was really enjoying my 5 year stay. My wife, and then since she passed probably 30 or so from dates, the occasional stripper and the random hookup that happens when you travel a lot and stay in the same hotels, eat at the same restaurants and go to the same bars for an occasional drink regularly.

Mid 30s at this point

More than 300

Jim, she's a retired escort from Schaumberg. I'll change my avatar to some better eye candy!

^^^ Do you still Tap the ass of that retired escort?

Rockstar666 - your avatar was spot on. She appeared to be a girl who was used hard - and put away wet several times.

I didn’t know they had escorts in Schaumburg!

I don't count in numbers as much as say probably a 4 bedroom beach house and a Range Rover over the past decades.

Meat: we've become FWB's. I give her a bud or two for a BJ. She's okay but way too in love with her dog.

Cashman: LOL about Schaumburg!!