How Low Would You Go?

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goldmongerATL
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Hypothetical Question:

Let's keep this in the stripper universe, you are at a club. A girl offers sex for free. ITC, OTC, let's say it matches with whatever your preference is. Assume not related costs (no VIP fee, no hotel room, etc.).

It is free.

The thing is, she is not a 10, or even a 9.5. Not even an 8. Or a 7 or even a 5.

How low would you go? We don't talk much of the low end of the score except to an exceptionally unattractive stripper a 2, 3, or 4.

There comes a level at which you would just not want to have sex. On my stripper scale I would pass on a 3. Probably pass on a 4. A 5, gee, I dunno. A 6 and I'm headed straight to VIP.

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TheeOSU
6 years ago
To me 5 is an average chick. My average chick is plain but not ugly looking and maybe carrying a little extra weight, 5 or 10 pounds but not fat. I would not fuck anything below a 5 even if it's free. Anything above 5 I'm interested.
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TheeOSU
6 years ago
I should have said anything above 5 and there's a probability that I'm interested.
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s275ironman
6 years ago
I would not take a stripper that rates below a 7 on my personal scale. But if it is free, it may be tempting to accept such an offer from a 6. If she rates a 5 or lower, then she would have to be the one paying me, and I’m not cheap :)
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jestrite50
6 years ago
I would go a 4 and a paper bag if she had nice tuts !
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jestrite50
6 years ago
Tits
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flagooner
6 years ago
If I wasn't married...

Drunk a 3
Sober a 5
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shailynn
6 years ago
As long as her hygiene is good, I’d probably go down to a 4.
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goldmongerATL
6 years ago
Maybe that's the definition of a 5. A 5 you would do if it was free. Above a 5 and you might pay. Below a 5 and not even if it is free.
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anthony6613
6 years ago
A five. A pair of lips is a pair of lips. You are not waking up next to her in the morning.
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Liwet
6 years ago
I would never fuck an ugly girl, not even for free. The fact that she's ugly comes with a cost, the cost of bearing that memory for the rest of your life. No amount of money can undo that damage to your brain.
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goldmongerATL
6 years ago
I agree with Liwet. I don't want that memory.
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larryfisherman
6 years ago
Regardless if it’s free or I’m paying, I wouldn’t fuck anything less than a 6.
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whodey
6 years ago
I consider a 5 to be an absolutely average looking woman so I would be more than willing to fuck her for free just like I would an average girl in a regular bar. If I had enough to drink I could probably handle a 4 and be happy.

Honestly, I have woken up hungover after a desperate night that ended with a 3 but I haven't been that drunk since my early 20s so I don't think it would ever happen again.
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goldmongerATL
6 years ago
And you remember that 3, don't you whodey :-)
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flagooner
6 years ago
Okay, be honest, who hasn't fucked a 3?
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Subraman
6 years ago
I don't want to come off like "internet badass", but these days I don't fuck anyone who doesn't make my heart beat a bit. I have to be attracted. I suppose, if I'm drunk, a 6.5 might be my basement. Any lower than that, I'd rather just jerk off and save my money until I can afford a 7.5+.
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flagooner
6 years ago
Well, paying for it does change things.
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shailynn
6 years ago
^^^ that’s a good point. You’re older more refined and have higher standards. When I read the question I was thinking the younger college age me who fucked just about anything with a pulse. Reflecting more I’d say in the past decade I’ve never fucked anyone under a 6.... but then again my 6 is Juices 9.
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jackslash
6 years ago
She has to be at least a 7. I have some self-respect.
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mal_hodgson
6 years ago
I’ve never been good at this numeric rating game. I typically just grade on a pass fail basis, but generally the test is just on if I’ll spend a 20 on a dance or not. I think a few of the girls that got a fail on the twenty buck dance test would get a pass on the free sex yest. On the other hand some of the girls that initially passed the 20 buck dance test I would fail them on the free sex test if they offered (based on the previous dance experience).
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whodey
6 years ago
goldmongerATL, I remember waking up with the 3 but luckily I was drunk enough to not remember the actual night.
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goldmongerATL
6 years ago
Just go with the thought that she slipped out of bed while you were sleeping and her ugly sister took her place
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Array
6 years ago
It’s easy to say on here what we would or would not do, but when we’re “in the moment” our perspectives can quickly and drastically change. I met up with an SA girl a few months ago, but I failed in the due diligence beforehand. When she showed up I was mentally devising reasons to nicely tell her to just turn around and go away. But, being the non-confrontational wimp that I am, I went ahead with the deed. The sex, as it turned out, was awesome.

My point is that we get into situations where we do things which we swear we’d never do, but to pass on opportunities that appear less than desirable may mean missing a great experience.

In a perfect world I’d never do less than a 9, but that’s never yet happened.
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shadowcat
6 years ago
At my age, I need all the help I can get to get it up. I doubt that anything less than a 6 would do the trick.
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Smalltowncpl
6 years ago
The lesson here is to go ugly early ....... that way you get the best looking of the ugly chicks.

We have all fucked an ugly chicks, just admit it. Now days if it was free I wouldn't go any lower than a 3.
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JuiceBox69
6 years ago
Five is my lowest and that's an average looking plain bitch with only a weed addiction or some pain pills but nothing lower trust me I've experimented...below a five I'd rather be safe and jerk off
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ppwh
6 years ago
> Five is my lowest and that's an average looking plain bitch with only a weed addiction or some pain pills

The notation for that is 5,4
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JuiceBox69
6 years ago
Lol Ricky boy will love that reference
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ppwh
6 years ago
> Lol Ricky boy will love that reference

The more interesting part of that scale from a scientific perspective would probably be in the 2 range, where there may exist a convergence point like -40 Fahrenheit/Celsius. It may require further research to discover the exact point, though, should one exist.
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ppwh
6 years ago
I have been off the sauce for a while, so I would stop at 7. I would go down to a 6 were alcohol involved, though.

FWIW, I read 5 as involving class I obesity. If it were just a matter of being plain looking but 18.5–24.9 BMI, a 5 or 6 might be good with me as long as she was the right kind of plain.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
Nothing below 6.
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Warrior15
6 years ago
Everyone has a different numbering system. But I agree with what was said above. The little head just won't respond for an ugly girl or really even the average girl. For me that would around a five so nothing less than a 6.

Not sure if it makes a difference on this subject, but I'm married. I can always go home and do the wife. Well, not always. But that is another discussion.
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flagooner
6 years ago
You can always just close your eyes and imagine you're with a 9.
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
I’m not drawing a hard line - but I’d fuck a 2.

I’m not sure what passes for a 1? But - if I’m hitting her from behind - and there aren’t mirrors around - I’d be happy!
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JuiceBox69
6 years ago
Off the sauce LMFAO
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Call.Me.Ishmael
6 years ago
You could fuck five 2s in one night and call it a cumulative 10...
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ATACdawg
6 years ago
Y'all are in big trouble if all of those 2+ girls have the same screening standards that you do;-)
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rickdugan
6 years ago
A 7, period.
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twentyfive
6 years ago
Anything less than an 8 or a 9 I can pull outside the club most of the time so, forget it.
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
Ishmael - that’s an interesting idea - in an odd way.

If there’s a solid 2 - who is open to a threesome with another girl - would that move her up to a 3 - or a 3.5? So then fucking two 2’s (open to girl on girl action) might equate to a cumulative 6?
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Clubber
6 years ago
In the infamous words of bill clinton, "It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
The sex of which you speak is the issue. A pitch black room and a blow job would certainly lower the scale over a lit room and having to see and feel the woman.
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pistola
6 years ago
What if she has a tongue piercing and no gag reflex?
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flagooner
6 years ago
I'd rather have sex with a 5 with great technique and enthusiasm than a 9.5 who just lays there. You might as well masturbate while watching porn if looks is all that matters.
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Dominic77
6 years ago
I've never fucked anything less than an 8. I just never needed so. I'm grateful for that. Not that I have anything against them or won't do them, I would do them. Nowadays not having the $$ for a hotel room keeps me faithful not that I would right now.
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"Anything less than an 8 or a 9 I can pull outside the club most of the time so, forget it."

You pull 8 or 9's outside the club, ah, yeah, right. Nice little fantasy world you're living in.
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Subraman
6 years ago
-->"What if she has a tongue piercing and no gag reflex?"

In a weird way I envy you guys who just care about having a warm hole to stick your dick into, and very little standards otherwise. One of my favorite stories about a buddy of mine who was exactly that way: we're at a club and there's like 20 girls, but it's a weeeaaaak shift. My buddy looks at me and asks how many girls I'd fuck in this club. I look around, and say "two". He gets this serious look on his face and says, "I'd fuck every single one of these girls. Every one." He had more fun than I did that night.
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Icey
6 years ago
it depends. if shes a butter face i dont give a fuck. if shes a fat pig id let her suck me off. if she looks like a meth whore then nah
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JamesSD
6 years ago
In general I don't do 5s. I'm not saying I never have. But it's kinda unfair to everyone to get off and realize you don't want to look at her.

If a 5 with a fun personality throws herself at me I probably won't stop her.
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bubba267
6 years ago
Nothing below a 7. I’m shallow that way......
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TJ Lee
6 years ago
What if she offers bb deepthroat and fs?
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