How Low Would You Go?
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The Square Above Charlie Weaver
Let's keep this in the stripper universe, you are at a club. A girl offers sex for free. ITC, OTC, let's say it matches with whatever your preference is. Assume not related costs (no VIP fee, no hotel room, etc.).
It is free.
The thing is, she is not a 10, or even a 9.5. Not even an 8. Or a 7 or even a 5.
How low would you go? We don't talk much of the low end of the score except to an exceptionally unattractive stripper a 2, 3, or 4.
There comes a level at which you would just not want to have sex. On my stripper scale I would pass on a 3. Probably pass on a 4. A 5, gee, I dunno. A 6 and I'm headed straight to VIP.
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Drunk a 3
Sober a 5
Honestly, I have woken up hungover after a desperate night that ended with a 3 but I haven't been that drunk since my early 20s so I don't think it would ever happen again.
My point is that we get into situations where we do things which we swear we’d never do, but to pass on opportunities that appear less than desirable may mean missing a great experience.
In a perfect world I’d never do less than a 9, but that’s never yet happened.
We have all fucked an ugly chicks, just admit it. Now days if it was free I wouldn't go any lower than a 3.
The notation for that is 5,4
The more interesting part of that scale from a scientific perspective would probably be in the 2 range, where there may exist a convergence point like -40 Fahrenheit/Celsius. It may require further research to discover the exact point, though, should one exist.
FWIW, I read 5 as involving class I obesity. If it were just a matter of being plain looking but 18.5–24.9 BMI, a 5 or 6 might be good with me as long as she was the right kind of plain.
Not sure if it makes a difference on this subject, but I'm married. I can always go home and do the wife. Well, not always. But that is another discussion.
I’m not sure what passes for a 1? But - if I’m hitting her from behind - and there aren’t mirrors around - I’d be happy!
If there’s a solid 2 - who is open to a threesome with another girl - would that move her up to a 3 - or a 3.5? So then fucking two 2’s (open to girl on girl action) might equate to a cumulative 6?
The sex of which you speak is the issue. A pitch black room and a blow job would certainly lower the scale over a lit room and having to see and feel the woman.
You pull 8 or 9's outside the club, ah, yeah, right. Nice little fantasy world you're living in.
In a weird way I envy you guys who just care about having a warm hole to stick your dick into, and very little standards otherwise. One of my favorite stories about a buddy of mine who was exactly that way: we're at a club and there's like 20 girls, but it's a weeeaaaak shift. My buddy looks at me and asks how many girls I'd fuck in this club. I look around, and say "two". He gets this serious look on his face and says, "I'd fuck every single one of these girls. Every one." He had more fun than I did that night.
If a 5 with a fun personality throws herself at me I probably won't stop her.