What do strippers call it when the cum from a lap dance?

What do you call it when strippers cum from a lap dance?

A fake orgasm! ;)

I believe it’s a combination of what 4got2wipe mentioned and...

Since the op believes his cf actually cums - I’d also call it - good acting -

Jumping the shark;)

"good acting"

Brilliant!

"Jumping the shark;)"

Was that shark wearing a suit? Was he named Rick?

^ No that particular shark was named Arthur Fonzerelli and the show went downhill from there. ;)

Arthurtheshark! Brilliant! ;)

I actually had a convo with a stripper once about this very subject, she told me that was how she would sometimes get rid of a regular, when another regular would come in, she’d fake an O, then excuse herself to go clean up and usually by the time she came out of the back the first guy would be gone and she’d be free to take care of the next guy.

Lady Gaga one time said she can make herself orgasm just by thinking about it, so it’s possible.

And no, even if a dancer did cum, I doubt she would ever admit that. Even in an extras friendly club.

One time there was a customer who was insistent I HAD to cum from a floor dance.

end song Me: Keep going, right? Him: Have you come? Got to keep going until you do. Me: Um...yeah I think I’m close. Five more songs should do it.

Although highly unlikely the more private the location ( VIP) or private booths as opposed to on the floor the greater the chance.

Mixing alcohol and adults with a fair amount of body contact in a sexual setting is bound to raise the temperature---although I'll repeat it is highly unlikely.

Amazing no one notices that women experience physiological changes when they orgasm. One hint. If she squirts on your leg....

Or your chin!

Dancer orgasms during lap dances are too rare to warrant a term like LDK. But they do occasionally happen. I posted an article about one such occasion.

It's funny how guys are answering this question as if we are the authority on the matter.

Probably uncommon for a dancer to cum just from dances but I assume it can happen with a certain girl that either has a higher than avg sex-drive and/or for w/e reason is not getting sex-regularly; but it's not something to he expected the vast majority of the time.

I've def had dancers in the past leave a wet-spot in the front of my commando-shorts but unlikely it was an orgasm.

Def more likely if her vag is being directly stimulated especially over a faily long period of time, IMO.

Definitely had it happen.. usually includes some manual stimulation.. I have actually been with one that can come just by sucking her tits... It happens all the time in my favorite club when I am balls deep in any available opening and working her also. lol

I just always end up with snail trails all over my pants.

Is making her wet equals making her cum?

In that case,I have actually been with few that can come just by sucking her tits.

One dancer who was with me for few hours,all of a sudden told me she is gonna clean up and come back during lap dnaces.Once she came back she could not give much grinding saying that it was sore over there because of all the grinding.She also told me next day she was very wet.Not sure to believe or not.

I’ve had it happen twice. I ended up “dating” one of the dancers for 2 years, the other I developed a long standing OTC relationship with. It probable helped that we were all close to the same age at that time.

Every other time a dancer claimed that I said “okay sweetheart” because that shit was fake!

No disrespect General, but why are you putting snails in your pants? That’s weird even by TUSCL standards!

Also, was the snail wearing a suit? If so, was his name Rick?

I don’t judge so if you find gay snail sex brilliant you should go for it. Just be careful with rickthesnail because I hear that he drives drunk! ;)

I have heard of strippers calling guys who come in for LDKs:

sweatpants boner man

"It's funny how guys are answering this question as if we are the authority on the matter."

This is right

I have had a couple of ATFs soak my slacks as a result of direct stimulation. One developed into an OTC relationship. She was a screamer and a squirter, so if it wasn't real, it was a great act.

They cum very easily from me DATYing them.

SJG

See, I don't really go along with the 'buying dances' and 'extras' mindset. So when nothing better can be made to happen, DATYing them always goes over well, and they clearly are pleasantly surprised.

SJG

I have been squirted on once. She was a fetching young 23 yr old.

And always stop and smell the snail trails.

I actually like the snail trails. Usually because it's kind of like a souvenir of a strip club trip. Shit, we're all human. Girls get wet, dicks get hard, Darwinism, fucking e-ching, and all that other cool shit Tom Cruise said in that movie Collateral.

Smelling her snail trails at home is an indication and reminder of an awesome night at the club. "Oh the mammaries..."

It's happened a few times, especially from DATY. I've had strippers squirt a few times too. Now THAT'S something to behold. Yes they can come if they are into whatever it is you are doing to them - it's not a myth. But most seem to come hardest watching you reaching into your wallet for the big bills.

^^^ +1 lopaw.

So the key is to pay them at the same exact time you are cumming? Brilliant!

^^^ I would think you should deduct $40 of the cost if they cum. I personally dont believe a stripper can cum during a LD unless you are getting FS in a club with no surveillance.

However, I have had girls go change outfits a LD with me because they soaked thier bikini. That is one of the most satisfying feelings in a club. Taking a girl back for 4 or 5 songs, getting her horny that she complains about the mess she made, seeing her walk into the dress room and come out with another outfit lol.

On another topic one of the worst feeling leaving a strip club is getting a mediocre LD, making the walk of shame back to your car squinting as your eyes gets readjusted to the light, only to see that the wh*re left period stains all over your dress shirt.

I admire your optimism.

Im not one to brag, but at IR they call it the "Flagooner Special". When they dance for me they expect it. I used to wonder why there's always a line of dancers waiting to give me dances.

At a NJ club I was getting a dance with my favorite brazilian hot cutie in a semi private booth. All of a sudden she started masturbating, fingering herself and she grabbed me hard. She did it for about 10 minutes and then she reached an orgasm. Wet all over her and my pants! She said she needed that. I knew it was real. I used to see her for 8 months and this happened only once. She returned to her country 4 months ago.

Does it warrant creating a word for it - since it occurs so rarely?

It’s kinda like a unicorn - something fascinating and mythical - that would be cool if it existed...

Ima call it flagooning

BOU? Broken Off Unicorn?

dang. you got have clothes on?

It should be called a nut cracker

I really don't appreciate the racial insensitivity of calling someone a cracker.