Where to get STD testing?

Pizza (hiatus)
Pizza
Any recommendations on where to get tested for STDs? Preferably someplace cheap, discreet, and quick, though I would pay a bit more if that means the testing is done right.

Thank you for any replies.

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RandomMember
6 years ago
StdTestExpress.com

...or some states have QuestDirect where you don't need an order from an MD
Warrior15
6 years ago
Echo, you just came back from TJ. Anything you want to tell us ?
bubba267
6 years ago
Anylab does complete STD panel for $220. Results in about 3-4 days.
jackslash
6 years ago
Just wait 6 weeks and see if your dick turns black and falls off.
flagooner
6 years ago
I think he's been planning to start this thread for a couple weeks.
@flagooner - aren't STDs rampant in nursing homes? Does your facility offer free testing?
flagooner
6 years ago
Yes and Yes
Uprightcitizen
6 years ago
Planned Parenthood. They are still plenty available despite fanatic morons trying to close them down.
GeneraI
6 years ago
We just don't want government dollars to fund abortions, which we view as baby murder. I'd made an exception if someone wanted to to do a 180th trimester abortion on u though.
HumptyDance
6 years ago
Someone clearly didn’t use a condom. Lol
NinaBambina
6 years ago
You can buy test kits online and I think larger drug stores like CVS carry them.

You can Google the nearest Planned Parenthood, give them a call and set up an appointment. It will be very cheap (sometimes free if you tell them you're low income) and very discreet. You don't have to give them any past info or insurance info and you can use a fake name if you want. When they call you back for results, they will use a fake name too. Or I'm sure if you don't want them calling you, you could arrange to pick the results up or something. There are other free clinics similar to Planned Parenthood but idk your area.
Eve
6 years ago
https://www.aidshealth.org

Find a hospital/clinic with their service. Free testing.
RandomMember
6 years ago
I used to use PP. The only downside is that they have an archaic system for getting written results and only on paper. These commercial places allow you to pull up results on your phone to share with your partner.

That and the threat of getting bombed by some alt right nut while at PP.
NinaBambina
6 years ago
No txttyfag, Nina* is smart and cares about sexual health so she never has to worry about her pussy burning. It's great that I've got you so ruffled I have my very own troll. Lol, you're like my little shadow.
NinaBambina
6 years ago
Ok, little shadow. :)
NinaBambina
6 years ago
Lol ok little shadow.
Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
I had it in mind you lived in the San Francisco area - there should be plenty of resources in that area including free ones
TJ Lee
6 years ago
Your county health department. Mostly free or $25.
shailynn
6 years ago
Ricky Dugan and I douse our nuts in Listermint after encountering any suspect pussy. Does the trick every time!

On a serious note thank you everyone for posting this info. Very helpful for those that didn’t know where to go.
Cashman1234
6 years ago
I gargle with Purell - and I spit it out. Don’t swallow - as it will give you the sharts!

If your junk burns - I recommend dipping them in a tub of Top Job (unconcentrated). Make sure you don’t have open cuts - as it will hurt!
TJ Lee
6 years ago
On a side note, I talked to a lovely TJ SG about STD testing requirement, she said blood test required 6 mos, urine test 1 mo. I'll try to talk to more SG&HK girls to learn more. On a side note, HIV & Hep result can be had in just 15 mins from a drop of finger blood.
Uprightcitizen
6 years ago
Only death at your request eh General, such moral high ground you stand on. A fananatic wont change their mind and wont change the subject. No point in engaging in debate.
sinclair
6 years ago
STD Test Express is quick and discreet. The full panel testing is $198 cash or as low as $65 if you charge it to your insurance. They got me the results 26 hours after I submitted the samples.
Pizza (hiatus)
6 years ago
Thank you everyone for your replies. I was asking for a friend.
RandomMember
6 years ago
@Sinclair: "STD Test Express is quick and discreet. The full panel testing is $198 cash or as low as $65 if you charge it to your insurance. They got me the results 26 hours after I submitted the samples."

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Just an additional note about insurance:

I've used STD Text Express and with my insurance (Aetna) the last time. The $65 that @Sinclair mentions only applies to Blue Cross/Blue Shield. With Aetna the first $100 goes to StdTestExpress and there's additional $58 that goes to QuestDiagnostics for a total of $158.

By far the best option is QuestDirect, but it's only available in a few states. There's no MD referral necessary, it's charged entirely to your insurance, it's quick, inexpensive, accurate and discreet. All results are there on your phone or computer.

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