Free night In Tijuana in exchange for green card

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tijuana_tim
Hola amigos,

I have a few female cousins that want to come to America. We used to be able to get them in using a catapult, or a drone carrying the skinny ones over the wall. Now that they are in America working at Walmart and Taco Bell, ICE keeps snapping them up.

If any of you PL guys need a wife and will marry any of my cousins so they can get a green card, I will give you one free all expense paid night in Tijuana. You want two girls, three girls and some great tequila? Then let’s do this!!!! And while you’re gone my cousin will clean your moms house while you’re away, cause I know you don’t live on your own.

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I'll give your cousins a green dollar or two to suck my dick.
Heading there next weekend. Give me names and photos so I can test ride the candidates !!
Tim needs a green card so that he can better market his show donkeys in the US.

But here the Sunnyvale Brass Rail is still waiting to get theirs. You know that will change things completely at that club.

So Tim, what's the hold up, we do they get their donkey?

http://www.miniaturedonkeys.ne…

SJG
^^^ I thought you liked goats instead of donkeys?
I love chicas send them all to ky! The more the merrier!
Would you also like one of Tim's trained show donkeys, for your local clubs?

SJG
Showdonkeys would look better than some of the ugly bitches in louisville clubs! Probably charge 25$ for a drink for the show donkey to!
Doing the donkey shows will certainly change any of your local clubs.

And Mamisan is Tim's trainer.

SJG
Mamisan, don't be fooled by her, she loves her new job.

SJG
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