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Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Uhhh...This place isn’t what it used to be

So, I’ve been hearing how this place upgraded its appearance recently so I decided to stop in and pay a visit. I got there, paid the usual 20 dollar entry fee and proceeded inside. Once…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

If You're There on a Quiet Weeknight

I'll get right to the point. Keep walking through the club until you're almost at the $25 area in the back, but take a seat in the general $10 area. Why? 1.…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Pretty good time

El Paso is a hot bed for strip clubs believe it or not and tequila sunrise is located on a strip with a whole bunch of them. I would say that this place is slightly…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Better than expected, worth a visit

Went here Sunday evening while passing through. Lives up to reputation and reviews. Good massage and sweet staff who made me feel at home. Had a choice on who would be releasing my pressure points.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Much better than the Lakewood clubs

First visit to Kittens and was way more impressed than the two clubs over in Lakewood. Location seemed safe. Parking was easy enough when I arrived at 9 pm. Cover was $16 if I recall…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Good mixture of dancers, okay atmosphere

I came here with my partner to celebrate my birthday, as I had never been to a strip club as a customer before. I believe the cover fee for the time we came in was…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

dancer to avoid

Arrived to the club a little at around 1 am and the place was a bit more busy than usual for a Thursday night. Was talking to some friends at the main stage when…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Best spot in town, so far...

I travel to Columbus about 10 times a year, and I have been to several of the clubs in town before this one. So far it is the best club I have been to, they…

Kittens Strip Club - Melbourne

Melbourne, Victoria

Always a great night out

Usually hit thsi place up 3 times or so a year. Never disappoints. Last time went here after AFL GF. Girls are young... but HOT AF.... lots of mileage... the best place in Melbourne hands down. Theer are esily…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies still has some talent but quantity is down IMO

This summarizes several daily visits from two weeks ago. I was in town from Sunday afternoon until Friday morning and visited each day except Wednesday. Most visits began around 5-6pm and ended by…

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Is there a market for strip clubs with Saturday or Sunday MORNING hours?

I've been to clubs that are open on a Saturday morning for a once per year special (I know of two, one is called "Tits and Toast" the other is called "Legs and Eggs"). They were packed on…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies still has some talent but quantity is down IMO

This summarizes several daily visits from two weeks ago. I was in town from Sunday afternoon until Friday morning and visited each day except Wednesday. Most visits began around 5-6pm and ended by…

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Dance count

I was at a club tonight and a guy was complaining he got charged for to many dances. He claimed he did 4 songs but was charged for 10, the dumbass paid the girl before talking to the manager. I…

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That moment when kyler Murray tells ur bro to hook y'all up but ur bro lies to h

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Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

same ol' jam

Stopped into the good ol' Treasures for a night of entertaining some out of town folks. The reputation of this place is national - and visitors always ask about this place.. despite my many reviews in…

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Vienna

I am in Vienna. #Drowninginpulcritudinesspussy

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Collecting instagrams?

I saw this on tumblr: “strippers stop giving your Instagrams out for free, their are guys on the stripper hobby boards who only come to the clubs to collect girls instagrams, and y'all are wondering why men don't spend money anymore,…

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3 PMer in Denver

Apparently someone decided to walk into a strip club with a baseball bat and start swinging on Sunday Afternoon. https://kdvr.com/2019/04/28/multiple-people-injured-during-assault-at-denver-strip-club/

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Friday afternoon

It's pretty much a neighborhood bar with Brazilian strippers. When you walk in you'll notice that it had a watering how feel. Meet sitting and drinking and chatting, like they've been fixtures if there…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

An Okay Visit

This visit took place a few weeks ago. See previous reviews for the layout of the club. When I got to the club and paid my $40 (entry + access to the back room) that Saturday…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Cheetah

In town for vacation and decided to check it out, it has been some time since I was in town. No valet in the afternoon and $2 cover. Beer special was 2 for…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, West Virginia

It maybe the best in town, but only because it is the only club in town.

I’ve seen the billboards advertising this place every time I drive through town, so I decided to schedule my stop in town this time so I could check this place out. There weren’t very many…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Late evening

I ve always been a regular od day shift and evn when I try to extend my time I usually step out before 5 to avoid the mad rush hour. This was my first time…

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Upscale, Mid-tier, Dive?

What is your favorite type of strip club to go to: upscale, mid-tier, or dive? Why?

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Too Many Fatties

I was nearby and decided to see what this place was like after a long hiatus. I was not expecting much and was not surprised. The place was how I remembered it.…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Slow starter

I’m not from around here, I travel all over the country and I go to many strip clubs, so my ratings is base on a large group of comparison clubs. To start the inside of…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Friday afternoon quick stop

Didn’t have a lot of time so I went to the cricket. No smoking is the reason this is my go to. Free parking and no cover is great too. Drank woodford reserve, $13 a…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Kinda sad

Walked in at 6pm. I see what other reviewers mean by older dancers. Only 7-8 entertainers and only 1 was fit. These rest were either old or just plain big or both. I walked in, was…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Still trending not good

No cover before 8:00. It was pajama party night with some dancers, staff, and customers dressed in pajamas. It's always 'something' night here it seems and it gets old for me. Fun…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

not too shabby but not great.

Was in Columbia on business so a few friends and myself decided on Platinum west. The Platinum plus in Greenville got shut down a couple years back so I had some really high expectations and…

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Stripper life style

Any of you PL driving around in Honda's, Toyota, Ford ever wondered and felt bad for the money you spend to get your dick wet has made those strippers driving around into their BMW,Audis, and showing off those LD…

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OT... Looking 4 a job

Currently looking 4 my next big move... Ive been in factory work long enough that i can find and currently looking 4 a place to pay me $20 an hour plus unlimited overtime... If i can get this and do…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

pretty good time

Well i went on a monday pm and it wasnt too bad in terms of talent but i had to wait a bit for dancers to approach 1st came this late 30s dancer and she…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Well it’s the afternoon

Well, I thought I would try a Saturday afternoon a bogies, it’s the first time at this hour somewhere between 3-6. There were a couple of dancers who were ok maybe a 6-7 but…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Thursday Bonanza

Despite moving recently to Chula Vista and being closer than ever to HK, I skipped my monthly trip for 5 straight months. I had a big argument with one of the Mexican immigration guys at…

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Often I can't stop staring at women if I like their outfit and makeup. How often

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Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Came back

After not going to the PH for over two years, i decided to go back and check it out. I sat down had my drink the ladies came around which was good with plenty touching…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Good Guys best days are behind them

Good Guy's has never been a premiere Men's club in DC.... Nor will it ever be. Although Good Guy's has had a few gteat runs through the years, sadly the current crew of ladies…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Clean, smoke free and dependable

Over the last five years, I have been to nearly all the clubs in Metro Detroit. Between Inkster, Ohio and Canada borders, I think I have only missed Subis and Trumpps. I have not been…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Adult Disneyland

This would be my first visit to Hong Kong. I walked across the new border and we saw the Hong Kong limo express shuttle that they provide. It was safe they even provide water bottles.…

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Checking at follies. Anyone else here

Having fun with Daisy.

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Go back, Jack, do it again

I had some time to do some clubbing on a Thursday afternoon, and I was driving up Michigan Ave. contemplating my options: Criket, Bogies, Flight Club. I decided to do what I did on my…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sleepy Saturday afternoon

I don't get here often. Arrived late afternoon. No dancers on stage. It was one of those girl goes up for 2 songs, then goes around for tips. Then skip 2-3 songs and another girl…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Go in with eyes open

So you have to know what you’re getting yourself in for (and not getting) at DC strip clubs. Because that will inform your experience and satisfaction. When it comes to Camelot, it’s the granddaddy of…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Consistency!

The Men's Club is probably the most consistent club in Charlotte. By that, I mean you can expect at least a decent experience each time you go. My opinion flip-flops between this club and Uptown…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

First visit to Mons Venus, loved it!

Having never been to Tampa, this was my first visit to this club. Being a weekday afternoon (around 2pm) the club was empty except for 1 other guy getting dances in a corner. In the…

Fairways Inn

Smyrna, Delaware

Dead on a raing Friday -- about 6 pm

My first visit here. Facility was fine, clean, especially the men's room -- usually a good sign. Entrance is way in the back, it was a bit confusing finding it. There were only a couple…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

DIVINICUS DOES THE HUSTLE

Ever get that tune in your head, and can't get it out ? "DO THE HUSTLE?..do do do do, doo doo doo.....the HUSTLE". Anyway it was FRIDAY Night and after KNIGHTS game we decided to…

Tijuana

Tijuana strip club shuttle question

Hey - so was thinking about getting the Hong Kong VIP card, one of the perks of which includes free transportation from the border (PedWest or PedEast) to the club. Hong Kong apparently has a "ZonaShuttle" shuttle which transports customers…

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Thug shit

You guys know this song? Heard this in a club a few months ago. Big Sean and Kash Doll - So Good. In case the link doesn’t work. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0ryCgpQcuGs

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What's better than dessert ? Guys who look rob gronkowski and tall and tall and

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JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Same old but still fun

Took a break from night shift at JR’s after I slid through a little irresponsibly tipsy a few months back and spent way more than I would have liked for not much ROI. Not much…

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Fucked NiceSpice last night

Now when I pee three streams of piss come out and it burns when i use the shitter. These symptoms sound familiar to anyone?

Crystal Blue Cafe

Willimantic, Connecticut

First Visit Since New Name

It has been a few years since my last visit to the place so I never experienced it during the short time it had changed hands. There used to be a few girls that always…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Mediocre talent tonight

This place has been a staple in my rotation but lately the talent has been weak. Maybe it’s the nights I’m going which are generally Thursday or Saturday but not like it’s a Monday where’d…

Magic Lantern

Wilbraham, Massachusetts

They simply don't care

This is an old building that has been a strip joint for decades. My read on the business is "they don't care and they don't have to." I say this because the two…

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Update on Hiliter?

Planning a trip to Phoenix, and saw a comment about the Hiliter. I have enjoyed that place in the past and wanted to go back, however the whispers of yet another raid make me a bit uneasy. Could someone more…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Lame Party

Came by on Friday figuring the Bar would be flooded with hot dancers for the supposed Birthday party going on. Got there and there were no Ballons, signs, or any decorations at all.…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Players Friday night...

Went in on a Friday night after a long hiatus. (FYSA, this was a couple of weeks ago, so don't reference this weekend if you were there.) Girls working included Faith, Raven, Misty, Mila, Nikki, and…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Looking for a new ATF since old one retired

It was a Thursday afternoon and I had to drive south so I didn’t have a lot of time. It’s nice because so many clubs in Jax open at noon or 2. I hadn’t gone…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

No dancers

Stopped by again to see if any better. Got there about 12:30pm. Few cars in the lot so thought it would be good. Walked in saw no dancers on stage or at the bar. The bartender Jada…

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Low Turnout For Saturday Night

I arrived at 10:30 on a Saturday night and it was a surprisingly low turnout. There were probably about 10 dancers and about 10 guys total. I don’t know if it was because the Spurs…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

If Cheers was at a strip club, it would be CCR

A friendly, low key, casual atmosphere - almost more of a neighborhood bar that happens to have topless (pasties) dancers. Friendly staff & dancers. Not a place to get any 'action,' but you won't get…

Caddyshack

Maple Ridge, British Columbia

Very boring experience

I came here on a Thursday night around 10, which I thought would be a pretty busy time. I was there for about 1 hour and saw very little entertainment. There were probably about 6…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Probably more than you ever wanted to know

I’ve been going to Cafe Risque for a number of years. I did a review last year but figured I’d do a more comprehensive review now. Hopefully you don’t find it annoyingly long. Getting there and…

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Went out to downton not to drink, but to dress up and show myself off. I spoke t

I went up to this handsome ass guy just to compliment him lmao to make myself feel confident and not shy and he was so sweet about it I think he complimented me back idk Then this other handsome ass…

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Girls form oppressive religious families

So I don't know what's going on but the number of girls I have made connections with on SA from repressive religious families is statistically significant. Is this me or are others seeing the same thing? My latest girl is…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Monday Shenanigans

Swung by early a few weeks ago on a Monday. Couldn't remember what time they opened, so showed up around 11:00am - 11:15am. Doors were open, but not much really going on inside…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Three Spring Nights

Composite of 3 trip reports to wrap up winter vacation: Hit sweet spot of plenty of faves available, yet some night some good new dancers. TR's as follows: THURSDAY #1 TRIP: This was probably best night…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

New Talent? If So, Not Worth It

I had heard rumors of new talent at Harry's, so I stopped in late Friday night, before midnight, to see for myself. Well, if that's the "new" talent, it's not much different than the…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Not much has changed

New name but this is the same old Gold Club. They added a private bottle service area and redid the carpeting and bar top but this place is the same. Went in on a Friday…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Back after a 4 month break

I had a lot of errands to run in Waterbury and swung by Happy"s just before 4pm. This was my 1st visit since around New Years. The free eats today was pizza, not great but…

Condor Club

San Francisco, California

A bar with topless girls.

The thing that is unusual about this place is that they have a full bar that people actually hang out at and talk. They serve alcohol, so bottoms stay on at this establishment. The…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Almost got swallowed up by a GPS

Daytime encounter with a very pretty Hispanic girl in her late 20’s long black hair, very small natural boobs. She has a nice firm ass with a few tattoos. Destiny is very…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Nice place

This place has an uncanny knack for finding slim eastern european girls that are exceptionally hot. If that's your thing, come to Bare Elegance. It's a nicely laid out room with several stages...but…

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Hitting up the club after work

How often or comin is it for u guys to finish up a shift and go stright to the club... Not taking getting dances but to unwind and get a few drinks... Laugh with some hunnies and do some little…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Morgan the magnificent

Bored on my day off and wanted some action at the club. Paid cover, got my soda and waited for the hottest chick to catch my eye. Morgan is a tall blonde with big brown…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Weekday afternoon visit

First time reviewer here. I've been visiting clubs a few times a year for the past couple of years. I have a typical MO when it comes to strip club visits. I attend by myself,…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good Afternoon while getting the car fixed

While I was having my car worked on I crossed essington to watch the Phillies and have a couple beers. I have never been there during a weekday afternoon and didn’t know what to expect…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

I don't know how this place stays in business

At one time, way back when, this used to be a decent place. Those days are long gone. This place is more expensive than other SF strip clubs to get into and then…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Tried to post in the discussions and it would t post for some reason

I didn't feel like writing a review. Went today arrives about 1:45. The parking lot was not full but when I got in-there was not a stool or table to be had. I got…

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Getting head in your car

How often has it been a thing for you to receive head in your car ? After talking with a close friend of mine i noticed that about 80% of my casual sex stories happen in my car LOL What about you…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Jamie is back!

I stopped in before noon. Stan was bar tending. I was expecting Autumn. There were 3 or 4 dancers. Jamie is back, looking pretty good and working hard like she does.…

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Paying a stripper for a teenage romance simulation?

So my junior year of college is only about 5 or 6 days from being over which means I only have 1 more year left here. At this point I'm starting to think I'll probably never be able to organically…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Holiday Weekend Visit

I went to the Gold Club on Easter weekend (which was probably not a good decision). This review is a combination of an early visit and evening visit on the same day (Saturday).…

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Ok. If u don't pay 2 pretend that she likes u, then why do many , BUT NOT ALL of

Just asking..I dont have a problem with hypocrites but I have a prob with hypocrites who think they are the shit...lol..

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Favorite Dancer Left

I’ve stopped at the Foxy Lady occasionally over the last year or so. Around October I was fortunate enough to have Mary Jane approach me for one of the 2:1 specials. I wasn’t expecting much…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Pleasant time

There are lots of hot girls here everywhere.  You first enter the bar get checked by security and pay the door fee.  The building is split into two sections. The bar on the lower level…

5th Alarm Lounge

Springfield, Massachusetts

Early Afternoon Visit

I stopped by this club for the first time in quite a while, I went to the bar to buy a drink. There were only two other customers sitting at the bar. There were three…

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Should TUSCL add a field for Average Song Length to the review form?

As a 30+ year PL, I've been consistently disappointed to see the average length of songs played by a DJ diminish from 3 to 4 minutes to 2 minutes (or less) in the last several years. I remember sitting…

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I am on the shitter and catching Pokémon

Any more good ideas for shitter fun?

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How Do You Come Across in a Strip Club?

I sometimes had a difficult time getting the attention of the dancers I want in a strip club. Whether I was wearing dressy clothes or casual clothes, I often felt that I was being ignored but couldn’t figure out why.…

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Lauderhill bouncer stabbed.

A suspect being kicked out of a strip club stabbed a security guard and fled the scene, according to the Lauderhill Police Department. The incident occurred early Saturday at the Vegas Cabaret located at 5428 N. University Dr. when an "unruly"…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Great Two girl dance

I stopped by on the way from the airport. It is just off 95 With a brewery and casino nearby. There was no cover. I walked in and there was a hot friendly girl standing there.…

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

Not worth it

Headed down to the other side of the city last night and was drinking with some buddies. We came across this big green sign out front that said “garden of Eden” when my buddy suggested…

Tijuana

Tj

Had the best trip to tj. Honk kong adelitas and chicago club reviews coming.

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Why aren't people who do bareback (with someone they don't know well) afraid of

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Fave girl crush #10: omg she's gorgeous

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwfdMaDh0wQ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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Reviews

I wonder what some are thinking when they submit a "review". All they do is mention a personal experience. She looked like, she did, I drank a beer, and so on. In my book, that is not a review…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Pleasurable afternoon

Finally got a chance to stop by my favorite spot. The parking lot was jammed. I went inside expecting every seat to be filled. Perhaps six customers and numerous dancers. Said hello to Storm,…

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Does the dressing room still exist?

Just testing

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Barstool Delight

Visiting Outerspace/LaPearl is always like coming home. I've probably been visiting for a dozen years so have many friends/acquaintances there. Located in an area of West Philly that some may be uncomfortable with I,…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

No love!!

I went in on a Sunday afternoon. There is about 10 people in the club. And about 5 dancers. I sat at the bar and got a drink and Survey the talent and the layout.…

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Bareback Sex in Eugene, Oregon?

I realize that little can be done "in house", regarding satsfying sex, in the clubs in Oregon. So I'm looking for some advice on take-out, from any clubs in Eugene/Springfield. Now, I'm ONLY interested if they will fuck bareback. Specific…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Thur afternoon

I haven't been to the po in a while so decided to stop by on thur afternoon. Nothing had really changed, there were about 10 girls dancing maybe 2-3 who I didn't recognize. I…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Ripoff

So I just left diamond dolls and I would never recommend this place to anyone, i saw a girl I liked on stage so I went and made it rain on her, about $300 later…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

Great for couples and a PG-13 club

So after a long night out in SF with my lady, we decided to spice things up at New century. Spoiler alert: the club is not that crazy but perfect for couples. Dancers: lots and…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Best in San Antonio So far

I’m new to San Antonio and I have been exploring clubs past couple of weeks .. I have visited sugars , ricks cabaret and Tiffany cabaret so far. I would say this is the best…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Went there on a wed night at 8pm and yes

Went there on a wed night at 8pm and yes i know its early but when i pulled up there were no cars in the lot at all i mean none so i went in and the lady at the…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

Daytona beach rookie

Making my first visit to Daytona Beach clubs. MB’s had best rating here, so stopped there. Five clubs all in walking distance. Paid $10 to park behind club, which got me a card to waive…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Love this club

I've been here quite a few times (as well as Crazy Horse, Sapphire, Cheetahs and others). This is by far my favorite club in Las Vegas. The dancers are gorgeous and friendly.…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Above Average For LA

YMMV at this place for sure. My second visit, wasn’t as good as the first. But even though a small club it’s nice inside and some 8s and 9s here that are more friendly than…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

This club has the best value

Parking: Free but small cramped lot. Many of dancers+workers take up many spots as well. Cover: Free during day $10 after 7 Drinks cheapest during day like $3.25 For wells drink+coke at night for cheap drink $5 VIP:…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Worth the return visit

Returned to the valley after 2 weeks in Mexico and was looking for some latin flavor in the US with expectations set much lower than my time in TJ. Visited Bandaids and Hiliter first seeking…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

A Miss This Time

I don't visit this club often; maybe every couple of months. The experiences vary considerably, but I usually find at least a few of the dancers attractive enough for a little attention. This was the…

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I’m a lucky mother fucker!

My wife and I have been outside under the stars dancing to hip hop after I built a bonfire. She is booty dancing for me in the starlight! Fucking awesome. Yeah, she likes the SC fun too. She…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Consistent

I’m now I guess a regular so I line up times with the girls I want to see and it’s working really well. Walked in at 1 and waited for my ATF to finish up…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

A little slow in the 7-10 period, but a few of the girls are working for their money

First off, admission is $10, but you can score free admission from their website or pickup a coupon from the nearest Lovers Playground on Cicero and 78th - but seriously, print it out online. They…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Girls, Girls, Girls... and $$$

This is the summary of a long afternoon / early evening spent at P10. I'd planned a long time (both time and $$$) for this visit, to fully enjoy myself as much as possible.…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Polekatz

Went there on a Monday around 10pm. Nicer than I expected for northwest Indiana. Looks like a glammy type club but smaller than in a big city. There were less than a dozen girls. Most…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Third time sort of a charm

Third visit to Diamond Cabaret. I got there early afternoon and they only had one girl dancing. Of course she went off stage right as I got there so there was a big…

Club ONYX Houston

Houston, Texas

Good night at Onyx

Made it to Onyx around 1:30am with a few friends. Club was kinda packed plenty of women of all sizes all AA with big booties may have seen 3 Hispanics and 1 asian black mix…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Thursday Afternoon

Dropped into Cricket for the first time in a couple months for lunch. Arrived about 1:30, hoping to catch a girl before the regulars showed up. As soon as I walked in, I noticed about…

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Stripperweb, what is wrong with some of them?

I asked a simple question and you'd think I asked for a kidney because not only were there several comments that didn't answer the question before someone finally answered it, I've got two of them being assholes to me

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Very Satisfactory

I got there around 8 on a weeknight. Club was not very busy but there were a good amount of dancers for for the number of patrons. Drinks are a bit pricey but not bad.…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Keep Going Elsewhere if You Want More Than Drinks

Walked in and paid the 5 dollars over and much to my surprise, I was not pushed into buying a drink. The place was absolutely packed and even finding a parking space has far…

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5 days 5 LDKs 5 different dancers

Title says it all! Got some new CF candidates!

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Splooge Countdown - a Late Night XXX-Rated Reality TV Show

A few years ago I contributed a story about an idea for a late-night, XXX-rated reality TV show called “Splooge Countdown.” I initially posted it on a blog site that is no longer in operation. My blog at…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Friday Quick Visit

I stopped in Follies on a Friday afternoon around 4pm. I was passing through ATL and only had time for a short visit. I was afraid that I wouldn't be there long enough…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Afternoon Fun

Second visit here was a Tuesday afternoon. Spent a little over an hour there. Bottle of water was $6something. About 6-8 girls working, a little bit of everything. Recognized one from…

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You logically cannot call someone who speaks with manners a brat, since that con

Btw name calling someone and then reacting is not bratty..that's normal. You have to see if they act that way before you abuse them . if they don't , they are not a brat.

Club Boom Boom

Akron, Ohio

Not too bad for early Saturday Evening

Visited the club around 6-7pm on Saturday evening. There were 3-4 girls working with one thin black girl walking in as I was walking out. There is no cover charge and a Bud…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

PH sanctuary?

Like others, I stopped in to see if any of the Brazilians from the Playhouse was here. It was pretty quiet both as far as customers and dancers. I didn't see any Brazilian…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

If you want a party vibe, maybe go here.

I arrived at the club at just around 10pm and it was already pretty busy. I was actually pretty excited when I arrived because the last few times I was there it was pretty fun.…

House of Babes

Columbus, Ohio

A case for House if Babes

I’ve been to HoB a handful of times over the years, most recently around 6p on a weeknight when I happened to be in the area. I’ll give a rundown of my most recent visits,…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, Connecticut

best day time vibe I've had

(Tl:dr version) My visit was in the afternoon. Happy hour drink speacils; 5 bucks for anything. Two girls, one blonde, one brunette, both russian. 7/10, 9/10 The atmosphere was clean and fun. The venue and parking are both…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Complete waste of time...

Was in the area and decided to stop. It’s been a while and not much has and not much has changed. This club is hit or miss for the most part. As it was early…

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Strip club challenge for the week

Whatever happened to LDK and the other weekly challenges? This occurred to me after I saw a meme of a $20 with the message "I put this in my anus" written on it. That would be a great…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Good experience for a Wednesday.

The dancers were a mixed bag of some good, and some okay, no one was a ten nor any dogs. There was no cover or drink minimum. That is fairly typical for most clubs in…

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Which Tuscl users could u see nicole1994 going on a date with, as well as not go

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Grabbing his junk as a sales technique?

Not a troll thread. Promise. But board members bring it up every here and there, and Papi and Nidian mentioned it in that other thread about strip clubs vs real world. I’ve worked in some high mileage environments and I…

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Higher education

Two official university divisions at UCLA teamed up to host an event Thursday which introduced students to the art of pole dancing. The Sexploration Pole Art Class was hosted by the UCLA Sexual Health Coalition and UCLA Housing, according to the…

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Why does my mouth get dry when I pee?

Why doesbmy mouth get dry when I pee?

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What does a stripper call "foreplay"?

Q. What does a stripper call "foreplay"? A. When her boyfriend slaps her across the face with four knuckles.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Well, inside the zona they do actually search for drugs,

Well, inside the zona they do actually search for drugs, but will steal if you make it too easy for them. Outside the zona I think they'll rob you. It's best not to carry so much money on…

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Blue balls

Ever have it so bad u have to cum 2 to get ride of it ? Some times it happens to me

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Old lady number 2 was playing with my balls

While ridding me... Son i love when girls do this... I tell u what old lady number 1 is 34 and old lady number 2 is 26 and between them im getting fucked damn near daily LOL

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I'm not wearing any underwear

What other lines can be somewhat normal in a strip club but weird out in the real world?

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Which way do you like she says.

She asks if I’m an ass man or tits man wanting to know which way she should grind. I told her I like it horizontal.

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One of the Cutest Things I've Read Recently.

On another forum, I saw a discussion posted about flat chested girls. And one guy who likes flat-chested girls posted saying "think about it this way, when you hug a girl with a flat chest, that means you're closer to…

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Clean club sex is the best

Girl walks up 2 me and says u wanna dance ? Seeing that I've gotten some from her in the past and i enjoy breast feeding on her natural large breast i say yes I do understand this club is fairly…

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Lemme go tell my parents I'm gonna go six figures in debt for a school that is n

Smart financial decisions, huh?

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Would u guys want ur kids to get a degree from an unranked college, assuming u w

Btw u only have. 5% chance at making a six figure salary from an unranked law school.me making than have a 95% of not being able to pay 300 K back from those schools. LOL. Can u guys believe iceyy? LOL.

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Best two city trip

I have a green light from the Mrs to take a week solo trip to watch some baseball. Which cities would you guys recommend for a 1 2 3 city combo for ballgames and boobies. Boston Pittsburgh Philly? Detroit and....? What…

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Cat fight at Follies this afternoon.

Apparently dancer M got pissed at dancer C because her customer bought C a drink. M threw the drink at C and it was on. Their table got knocked over in the short brawl that the bouncers broke up quickly.…

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How do you spell millennial?

F u c k i n g l o s e r

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The ultimate fashion advice thread

https://images.app.goo.gl/vgXrY3TzSeG6RoFq9 https://images.app.goo.gl/CyUnRXpDBuPc86C49 https://images.app.goo.gl/9yW1RyutdKMRu3L28 https://images.app.goo.gl/ovd75tzw6fJd4Sqb8 Oh wait...it’s not 2005. Well, I guess being an older man with lots of cash and a high credit limit is good enough.

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Fave gave me long hug

She told me she was taking a few days off for Easter so this was the first time I had seen her in a week and when she hugged me as she did after the lapdance, she lingered and wouldn’t…

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HiLiter raided again?

I just got a PM from a dancer that the HL was raided again yesterday, does anyone have any details? I really thought we were past this shit.

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NFL Draft

starts at 8pm tonight on ESPN--but it will also be on Friday and Saturday any certain player you guys are hoping your team will get? any general thoughts about the draft? discuss!

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Nina graduated from High School when she was 17

Just letting y'all know in case you didn't read the dozens of posts where she mentions it for no reason.

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The hot and crazy scale

For those of you that haven’t seen this vid, enjoy. https://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

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Why did the stripper have her wisdom teeth removed?

Q. Why did the stripper have her wisdom teeth removed? A. She needed room for more dicks.

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Absolutely pissed off.

I just posted a review on Club Vogue in Columbia MO. Read it. Approve it. TUSCLers need to know. They treated me like SHIT!! Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?!

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Need to do my hmwk but too busy enjoying this YouTube video with federal judges

K. I'm gonna read now .

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So apparently since you all find my posts annoying, I am probably gonna leave Tu

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New Rules in Reno

Reno City Council has passed new rules for strip clubs in the city limits. This includes that includes "video surveillance, increased lighting and no private booths." In other words, the fun has been gutted from the Reno clubs. I have had…

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“This connection is not private” This website may be impersonating “www.tuscl.ne

I received this message when I try to asses the website using the Wi-Fi of a well known market, because my cell phone signal was almost not existing, and I was seating at one of the tables inside eating food…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I have read alot about holding your money in your

I have read alot about holding your money in your hands if you get the shake down. I will do this if I get a shake down, but I don't understand why this keeps the cops from robbing you.…

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Is Nicole's grammar difficult to understand sometimes?

Do people misinterpreting Nicole need to fix their reading comprehension or does Nicole need to fix her grammar structure? Not that she is always incoherent, but I honestly can't figure out what the point she is trying to make is…

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Took one of my old ladies 2 the movies last night

She blew me during the film... Love a naughty girl that fucks in public

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Best BJ you've had from a legit GF

4 me i was dating this one girl in my late 20s that used to slurp and gag on my cock. Spit trails and all real sloppy blow jobs. She would change up her tempo and firmness... Shit was mind…

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Nina and Nicole please

Stick to one thread I’m old and it’s hard to keep up with y’all;)

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You can eat popcorn all u want but that doesnt change the fact ur misogyny carri

Nuff said.lol.had to make this post cuz other one got cut off.

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You guys claim to eat popcorn while nina and I argue .yet you guys have the chan

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Cardi B husband Offset hit with felony gun charge in Georgia traffic stop arrest

Offset is Quavo's cousin, and Quavo is Takeoff's uncle. The three grew up together in Gwinnett County, a mostly suburban area near Atlanta. Migos initially gained recognition following the release of their 2013 single "Versace". In 2015, the trio released…

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Skibum said he would prefer to hire Males based on a conversation between Nina a

But doesn't hiring practices based on one online conversation between two women who aren't even applying for the job reflect poor hiring judgement on behalf of the male employer rather than anything else? LOL.

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Commemorative loonie marking progress for LGBTQ2 people unveiled in Toronto

WTF are "two-spirited people?"

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Why did the woman quit her job as a stripper?

Q. Why did the woman quit her job as a stripper? A. She couldn't bare it.

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My apologies to Nicole

I'm sorry I called you an illiterate, dumb, lifeless cunt. Lol

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I got a shake down today by the cops right

I got a shake down today by the cops right in front of HK at 4pm. Was walking back from the taco stand few feet away. Could be too many drug dealers hang out at the taco stand.…

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Damian Lillard shot

For 50 points, for the win at the buzzer, to close out the series. Wow. From deep. Worth checking out the highlight if you didn't see it.

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Grand Unified Club Calendar Theory

Based on the Valentine's and Day after Easter threads, my goal here is to create forward looking wisdom regarding when clubs are likely to be tilted in the PL or Dancers favors. We all know Fridays and Saturdays have the crowds.…

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Bitcoin Golden Cross

It is happening now! Bitcoin hit over $5,600 today. This one is a fake out though. We will have another death cross and the real golden cross will happen mid summer

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Passing up two clubs.....

Over the next few days I'll be in Greenville, SC, staying within about 2 miles of Lust, and on the way home via Ashville, I will be on I-40 passing within about 200 yards of the Greensboro, NC Treasure Club.…

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So apparently y'all think its ok to stare a girl if she wears lesser amount of c

No.she's not "asking to be stared at" just by wearing less clothes.smh.

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VIP Badge?

Should there be a VIP badge like there is if you're verified? Should there be any badges? Do we need stinkin badges?

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Shitz and Giggles -Penis calculator

https://calcsd.netlify.com

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I hate it when ppl ask me "oh so you wanna be a lawyer?" Like no bitch ive alway

K. After I did so bad on my test today if I if thats gonna happen :( I did so well on the first test that professor asked me to b her research assistant Because of it soooo I'm kinda…

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I'm a freak cuz I stare at pretty women on the street and IDGAF. I'm also a frea

Save me. LOL.

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Would you get a massage at a place called STARFISH MASSAGE

Do you think they massage starfishes there?

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Would u take me to the strip club with u ?

Why or why not? Lol.

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Place now was busy with a few dancers in between

Place now was busy with a few dancers in between their shift change at 7:30. I was leaving from the afternoon stay, but seems they figured that out and have no gaps.

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Rough OTC Action

I know that many of us have posted about stuff like this before, but the other night I dealt with a Grade A freak. At different points during sex, she wanted her nipples crushed and twisted, to be choked…

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Attention dancers - Do not put garlic in your vaginas.....please.

https://twitter.com/DrJenGunter/status/1120555749057363968

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Octavia May... Tattoo Model

You can all rate her however you want. I'm a fan. https://www.instagram.com/p/BkWAI_0F6Tw/

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Mic up a Stripper - good show?

Would it be a good show if a fine dancer could be miced up and record her conversations with PL's? All faces greyed out of course. Would the conversations be mostly funny, disturbing, boring etc? I think it would…

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Clubbing on the day after Easter

I love clubbing on the day after Easter. Lots of hungry girls after what is inevitably a slow weekend ITC, starting with good Friday and continuing through Easter day. It's one of the few Mondays where you're likely…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Anyone seen Lolla/Lola in a while or know where she

Anyone seen Lolla/Lola in a while or know where she went?

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Avengers Endgame

When my son was very small, he wanted to go see the comic book movies. My wife didn't want to take him, so I took it as an opportunity to spend some time with my son. So…