Father’s Day Was Yesterday
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
For you mother fuckers out there where it is still Father’s Day, have a good one.
Being a good father is an important and sometimes tough responsibility. If you’re taking your fatherly role seriously, you deserve the accolades.
When the doctor was running the sonogram over my wife to confirm her pregnancy he said something I will never forget. After determining that, not only was my wife pregnant, she was expecting twins, he looked up at me and said, “your life doesn’t belong to you anymore.”
Truer words were never spoken.
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That's why idk if I want kids :((
Good suggestion!
Other child-free options exist including some very popular options like vasectomies, birth control pills, blow jobs and anal.
ok show me then
Now, now! Thou shalt not tease the Reverend Hornibastard!
So I think I can tease hehe
“I am THE queen.”
You’re beginning to sound like Mrs. Hornibastard.
Queen of debate too but that is not relevant for this site or discussion :))