Father’s Day Was Yesterday

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reverendhornibastard
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At least, that’s already the case if you’re in Asia.

For you mother fuckers out there where it is still Father’s Day, have a good one.

Being a good father is an important and sometimes tough responsibility. If you’re taking your fatherly role seriously, you deserve the accolades.

When the doctor was running the sonogram over my wife to confirm her pregnancy he said something I will never forget. After determining that, not only was my wife pregnant, she was expecting twins, he looked up at me and said, “your life doesn’t belong to you anymore.”

Truer words were never spoken.

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Papi_Chulo
6 years ago
Shout-Out to all the Sugardaddies out there also that take care of your sugarbabies
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your life doesn’t belong to you anymore.”


That's why idk if I want kids :((
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reverendhornibastard
6 years ago
@Nicole -

Good suggestion!

Other child-free options exist including some very popular options like vasectomies, birth control pills, blow jobs and anal.

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@ rev

ok show me then
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Just kidding lol ^^^^^^^

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reverendhornibastard
6 years ago
@Nicole

Now, now! Thou shalt not tease the Reverend Hornibastard!
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The reverend ??? I am THE queen.

So I think I can tease hehe
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reverendhornibastard
6 years ago
@Nicole

“I am THE queen.”

You’re beginning to sound like Mrs. Hornibastard.
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Ok don't mean to sound entitled lol meant to say that I am tuscl queen !

Queen of debate too but that is not relevant for this site or discussion :))
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