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@Papi I found the way you should get your guns; from a “Traveling Salesman”....

Like Travis (Robert De Niro) in Taxi Driver when he gets introduced to Easy Andy (Steven Prince) by one of his taxi cab driver coworkers...

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Coworker: - Travis, this here's Easy Andy. He's a traveling salesman.

Easy Andy: - How you doin', Travis?

Travis: - You got a 44 Magnum?

Andy - It's an expensive weapon.

Travis - That's all right. I got money.

Andy: - It's a real monster. It'll stop a car at a 100 yards. Put a round through the engine block.

Here you go.

It's a premium, high-resale weapon.
Look at that.

That's a beauty.

I could sell this gun to some jungle bunny in Harlem for $ 500 dollars.

But I just deal high quality goods to the right people.

How 'bout that?

This might be a little too big for practical purposes.

In which case for you, I'd recommend a 38 snub-nose.

Look at this.

Look at that. That's a beautiful little gun.

It's nickel-plated, snub-nose.

Otherwise the same as a service revolver.

That'll stop anything that moves.

A Magnum, they use that in Africa for killing elephants.

That 38 that's a fine gun.

Some of these guns are like toys.

That 38 you go out and hammer nails with it all day...come back and it'll cut dead center on target every time.

It's got a really nice action to it and a heck of a wallop.

You interested in an automatic?

It's a Colt 25 automatic. It's a nice little gun.

It's a beautiful little gun.

Holds six shots in the clip, one shot in the chamber.

That's if you're dumb enough to put a round in the chamber.

Here, look at this. A 380 Walther.

Holds eight shots in the clip.

That's a nice gun.

That's a beautiful little gun. Look at that.

During World War II, they used this gun to replace the P38.

Just given out to officers.

Isn't that a little honey?

Travis: - How much for everything?

Andy: - All together.

Only a jackass would carry that cannon (44 Magnum) in the streets like that. Here.

Here's a beautiful handmade holster I had made in Mexico.

Forty dollars.

Three-fifty for the Magnum, two-fifty for the 38 one and a quarter for the 25 one-fifty for the P38.

You take this and wait here. I'll walk down with you.

How 'bout dope? Grass, hash, coke...

mescaline, downers, Nembutal, toluol, chloral hydrates?

How 'bout uppers, amphetamines?

Travis: - I'm not interested in that stuff.

Andy - I can get you crystal meth. Nitrous oxide. How 'bout that?

I can get you a brand-new Cadillac with the pink slip for two grand.

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