Beer belly on a beautiful girl!

6/13/2019 6:29:06 AM

I saw a girl in the park and she looked very far along with her pregnancy. I usually don’t say anything unless they bring it up but she was very lovely so I had to speak.

I asked her when are you due? She replies this is a beer belly. I was horrified! She then laughs and says she got drunk on beer and her husband got her pregnant. lol

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Uprightcitizen

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6 years ago

Haha what a great response to possibly one of the most dangerous questions to ask a woman.

RandomMember

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6 years ago

I saw a pregnant stripper last night. I was far too tactful to bring it up and it was verified by another dancer.

Rb47

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6 years ago

I knew a guy with a thing for pregnant women. He dated girls with beer bellies. Those were probably easier to find then pregnant women.

flagooner

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6 years ago

Sphincter

WillMunny

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6 years ago

I believe it was Dave Barry who offered the sage advice that you should never say anything to suggest a woman might be pregnant unless there is a baby actually coming out of her at that moment.

Jascoi

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6 years ago

i made that mistake. once.

ATACdawg

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6 years ago

Musterd, you must have a death wish, lol!

Icey

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6 years ago

I kinda like fucking pregnant girls.... as long as they're not too far along

MackTruck

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6 years ago

Lmfao. If this is real she had a good sense of humor

Liwet

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6 years ago

I was told never to ask a woman if she's pregnant even if you see the baby crowning.

JAprufrock

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6 years ago

Haha! Reminds of me a time when I was in my early 20s and was with some buddies at a bar. Some bitch was acting like a total fucking cunt, so i asked her when she was due, knowing full-well she wasn't pregnant.

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