I saw a girl in the park and she looked very far along with her pregnancy. I usually don’t say anything unless they bring it up but she was very lovely so I had to speak.
I asked her when are you due? She replies this is a beer belly. I was horrified! She then laughs and says she got drunk on beer and her husband got her pregnant. lol
I saw a pregnant stripper last night. I was far too tactful to bring it up and it was verified by another dancer.
I knew a guy with a thing for pregnant women. He dated girls with beer bellies. Those were probably easier to find then pregnant women.
Sphincter
I believe it was Dave Barry who offered the sage advice that you should never say anything to suggest a woman might be pregnant unless there is a baby actually coming out of her at that moment.
i made that mistake. once.
Musterd, you must have a death wish, lol!
Lmfao. If this is real she had a good sense of humor
I was told never to ask a woman if she's pregnant even if you see the baby crowning.
Haha! Reminds of me a time when I was in my early 20s and was with some buddies at a bar. Some bitch was acting like a total fucking cunt, so i asked her when she was due, knowing full-well she wasn't pregnant.
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