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Florida cops arrest man who said he stole pool floats to use for sex

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foxnews.com

Interesting tidbit from the article:

“The Sebastian Daily reported that in one of the burglaries Monnin was accused of stealing a bacon-shaped pool float.“

I wonder if he stole any goat shaped floats?

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Papi_Chulo

Doesn't seem that odd to me - but then again I live in Florida

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crazyjoe

Whatever floats his boat

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crazyjoe

lmfao

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herbtcat

First, this guy looks like he stepped in front of an Ugly stick - multiple times. Can't see why women are not lining up to bang this Romeo. (Not that I am so handsome, but I do, at least, comb my hair.)

Second, I'm just fascinated by the visual of this guy pounding his pud into an inflatable duck, while riding a bicycle.

Third, can you imagine the 55 gallon tubs of lube he had to buy?

Which leads to:

Fourth, what exactly is the friction coefficient of a pool noodle? :p

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Uprightcitizen

Bacon?

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4got2wipe

Was it flagooner?

If so, brilliant! ;)

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Electronman

I'd like to see a photo of the pool floats that he was banging.

I wonder if he'll "graduate" to other rubber objects, maybe car tires and orange safety cones?

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Eric2100

"Fourth, what exactly is the friction coefficient of a pool noodle? :p"

African or European? ;-)

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bang69

Since this happened in Florida. It should be no surprise to any one

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Uprightcitizen

This could be our very own Jim Gassagian copulating with bacon.

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Icey

He says it kept him from raping women. He doesn't deserve to be arrested, he deserves a gofundme to provide him with a few waifu pillows to fuck.

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