Florida cops arrest man who said he stole pool floats to use for sex

Doesn't seem that odd to me - but then again I live in Florida

Whatever floats his boat

lmfao

First, this guy looks like he stepped in front of an Ugly stick - multiple times. Can't see why women are not lining up to bang this Romeo. (Not that I am so handsome, but I do, at least, comb my hair.)

Second, I'm just fascinated by the visual of this guy pounding his pud into an inflatable duck, while riding a bicycle.

Third, can you imagine the 55 gallon tubs of lube he had to buy?

Which leads to:

Fourth, what exactly is the friction coefficient of a pool noodle? :p

Bacon?

Was it flagooner?

If so, brilliant! ;)

I'd like to see a photo of the pool floats that he was banging.

I wonder if he'll "graduate" to other rubber objects, maybe car tires and orange safety cones?

"Fourth, what exactly is the friction coefficient of a pool noodle? :p"

African or European? ;-)

Since this happened in Florida. It should be no surprise to any one

This could be our very own Jim Gassagian copulating with bacon.