Florida cops arrest man who said he stole pool floats to use for sex

11 comments

• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  Doesn't seem that odd to me - but then again I live in Florida
• crazyjoe

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  5 years ago

  Whatever floats his boat
• crazyjoe

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  5 years ago

  lmfao
• herbtcat

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  5 years ago

  First, this guy looks like he stepped in front of an Ugly stick - multiple times. Can't see why women are not lining up to bang this Romeo. (Not that I am so handsome, but I do, at least, comb my hair.)
  
  Second, I'm just fascinated by the visual of this guy pounding his pud into an inflatable duck, while riding a bicycle.
  
  Third, can you imagine the 55 gallon tubs of lube he had to buy?
  
  Which leads to:
  
  Fourth, what exactly is the friction coefficient of a pool noodle? :p
• Uprightcitizen

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  5 years ago

  Bacon?
• 4got2wipe

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  5 years ago

  Was it flagooner?
  
  If so, brilliant! ;)
• Electronman

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  5 years ago

  I'd like to see a photo of the pool floats that he was banging.
  
  I wonder if he'll "graduate" to other rubber objects, maybe car tires and orange safety cones?
• Eric2100

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  5 years ago

  "Fourth, what exactly is the friction coefficient of a pool noodle? :p"
  
  African or European? ;-)
• bang69

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  5 years ago

  Since this happened in Florida. It should be no surprise to any one
• Uprightcitizen

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  5 years ago

  This could be our very own Jim Gassagian copulating with bacon.
• Icey

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  5 years ago

  He says it kept him from raping women. He doesn't deserve to be arrested, he deserves a gofundme to provide him with a few waifu pillows to fuck.