Florida cops arrest man who said he stole pool floats to use for sex

Doesn't seem that odd to me - but then again I live in Florida

Whatever floats his boat

lmfao

First, this guy looks like he stepped in front of an Ugly stick - multiple times. Can't see why women are not lining up to bang this Romeo. (Not that I am so handsome, but I do, at least, comb my hair.)

Second, I'm just fascinated by the visual of this guy pounding his pud into an inflatable duck, while riding a bicycle.

Third, can you imagine the 55 gallon tubs of lube he had to buy?

Which leads to:

Fourth, what exactly is the friction coefficient of a pool noodle? :p

Bacon?

Was it flagooner?

If so, brilliant! ;)

I'd like to see a photo of the pool floats that he was banging.

I wonder if he'll "graduate" to other rubber objects, maybe car tires and orange safety cones?

"Fourth, what exactly is the friction coefficient of a pool noodle? :p"

African or European? ;-)

Since this happened in Florida. It should be no surprise to any one

This could be our very own Jim Gassagian copulating with bacon.

He says it kept him from raping women. He doesn't deserve to be arrested, he deserves a gofundme to provide him with a few waifu pillows to fuck.