Interesting tidbit from the article:
“The Sebastian Daily reported that in one of the burglaries Monnin was accused of stealing a bacon-shaped pool float.“
I wonder if he stole any goat shaped floats?
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Florida cops arrest man who said he stole pool floats to use for sex
Jun 16, 2019, 5:09 PM
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Whatever floats his boat
lmfao
First, this guy looks like he stepped in front of an Ugly stick - multiple times. Can't see why women are not lining up to bang this Romeo. (Not that I am so handsome, but I do, at least, comb my hair.)
Second, I'm just fascinated by the visual of this guy pounding his pud into an inflatable duck, while riding a bicycle.
Third, can you imagine the 55 gallon tubs of lube he had to buy?
Which leads to:
Fourth, what exactly is the friction coefficient of a pool noodle? :p
Bacon?
Was it flagooner?
If so, brilliant! ;)
I'd like to see a photo of the pool floats that he was banging.
I wonder if he'll "graduate" to other rubber objects, maybe car tires and orange safety cones?
"Fourth, what exactly is the friction coefficient of a pool noodle? :p"
African or European? ;-)
Since this happened in Florida. It should be no surprise to any one
This could be our very own Jim Gassagian copulating with bacon.
Doesn't seem that odd to me - but then again I live in Florida