Today's edition of the irrelevant review
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
STRIP CLUB NUDE DANCERS
Bronx, New York
Dipper69
Caffeinated before a long drive
June 14, 2019
1
Came through around 11PM on a Friday night before a long drive. Despite being in a NYC borough, the neighborhood feels like a abandoned warehouse district; but a lot of these joints have that atmosphere. They have free parking, but the lot is small. There's some street parking as well. The place was surprisingly deserted for a 11PM on a Friday night. 2 dancers on stage, and about 3 other patrons. Spanish and a Caribbean girl. Setup; bar surrounding the stage. A few girls sitting around the bar. Got approached by a few, but I wasn't down for any dances this night. All were friendly without being pushy. I was told that it only picks up around 1-2AM! I believe it; the place had a feel of a nice/successful joint just opening up for business. Got a drink of coffee (pretty good actually). The lapdance area is just a log curvy set of wall couches with not much privacy but I think the friendly ladies more than make up for it. Overall; nice clean place to grab a late night coffee with some great views before a long drive.
Friday Evening
1-5
Under $100
Club9
Dancers6
Dollar Value8
Review Publishers
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Prices? $$$
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Review Comments
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
1 Hour Ago
So you write a review of a strip club and your takeaway is it's a good place for a coffee
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I'd have accepted it, but there are a lot of missing deets that would have been nice.
Cover?
Dance prices?
Didn't mention anything about the dancers at all.
I guess someone is having a bad day/week - perhaps not being able to get decent action in Phoenix these days; along w/ the Phoenix heat; is making some PLs kinda postal
Besides, as far as the coffee is concerned, in NY state nude clubs are alcohol free, so I get where he's coming from. If they serve good coffee and he has a long drive home after seeing some naked ass, it's as much worth mentioning as anything.
Sure - there is "some info" in there; but not enough to let me know whether I should visit or not or if it's my type of club or not (besides the awesome coffee of course) - he says there were two girls on-stage and a couple around the bar yet doesn't really describe them at all really - so not only does he not do anything but drink his coffee; he doesn't get any dances to report on the mileage; nor even describe the girls nor any costs (and if the club is slow; usually a handful of girls are enough to be somewhat entertained/get-some-dances) - not enough there for one to make a decision on the club as a reader IMO; very generic - could have easily been written w/o even being there IMO, which IMO could very-well be the case - this review really doesn't tell me personally whether I should visit this club (unless I really wanna try that coffee)
Would you have written that type review?
Of course not, as you well know. But if I judged every review by that standard, I'd probably reject over 90% of what gets published here. Not every reviewer is a natural writer, so I try to take that into account when I read a review.
1. The site requires fresh content. That's what is being sold. I assume that is why reviews get a free month of VIP. If a review is marginal, in my mind, the default should be publish. Reject the ones that are worthless or fraudulent.
2. Looking back, my first review sucked. Having not read other reviews, I really didn't know what was customary. While I will never be on the Sinclair or Papi level, I'd like to think I have gotten better. I agree the review process should be anonymous, but it might be helpful if first time contributors were identified so that factored into the decision making. Newbies could then be welcomed, encouraged to contribute, and given constructive criticism.
or we could just reject all those F'ing coffee drinkers.
i’d trust you again if i could.