OT: PITA website security

Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Is it me, or do you also find some website security a PITA to deal with - i.e.:

a) websites that require you to enter a code/set-of-letters which are often in a wobbly text that's hard to make out (although if one presses the audio button it will spell out the letters but for w/e reason I hardly ever do this)

b) websites that require you to select from various (about 9 or so) specific photos - e.g. they show 9 or so photos and ask you to select which photos have a set of stairs for example but some of them are kinda hard to catch a stair is in them and half the time I gotta try more than once

Annoying AF

Is is just me?

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londonguy
5 years ago
I understand your frustration. Option b is particularly annoying in that you have to do it several times.
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
^ I didn't know British people got frustrated
jackslash
5 years ago
Some sites just ask you to check a box labeled "I am not a robot."

doctorevil
5 years ago
Yes, irritating, but unfortunately necessary because of the bots rampant on the web. That type of feature is called a CAPTCHA, or Completely Automated Public Turing Test to tell Computers and Humans Apart, named after early computer pioneer Alan Turing. During WW II Turing designed a top secret computer that broke the Nazi enigma code. Unfortunately, soon after, he was prosecuted for being a homosexual, which was illegal in the UK at the time, and he eventually committed suicide. “The Imitation Game” is an excellent movie about him, starring Benedict Cumberbatch. I think his conviction was overturned or he was posthumously pardoned or something like that recently. I'm sure that's a great comfort to him.
Huntsman
5 years ago
Yes, annoying af. It serves a purpose I guess but it like taking a quiz in 8:00 am art class with a hangover and the hot chick that makes the class worthwhile hasn’t shown up yet.
Call.Me.Ishmael
5 years ago
It is irritating, but I blame the people who make it necessary.

Also, the British are constantly frustrated; they're just very polite about it.
WillMunny
5 years ago
I abhor CAPTCHA, especially if it comes up when browsing on my phone. The "click all the boxes" variation is better than the older "distorted letters" variation, but they're invariably frustrating.

I suppose it's still preferable to hooking us all up to Voigt-Kampf machines....
gammanu95
5 years ago
Oh, no the British enjoy the captcha pics. They also like standing in line, which they call "queuing".
Papi_Chulo
5 years ago
Last night I was simply sending an email to a company I bought something from and just to send a short email I had to do the distorted-letters thing and of course I had to do it more than once - I guess I could understand if it was an important financial transaction or something but not for a simple email
herbtcat
5 years ago
The need for these stems from a company's very real fear of being slammed with bot traffic during a DDOS attack. The idea is to jam a website (and the computers behind it) with so much traffic that it can't handle the volume and it crashes or slows to a crawl.

The fundamental problem is that current methods to authenticate that you are "you" when interacting with a web or mobile site are decades old. A malicious machine can be programmed with a script that creates fake user names or emails and passwords and the script can be put on auto run. The CAPTCHA and pick a pic methods are much harder for an automated script to use successfully.

As the world of tech advances, new methods for authenticating users (i.e.: ensuring that you are you and not someone pretending to be you) are emerging. These will be behind the scenes and seamless to the user. There are several new ideas out there, but none of them has scaled to widespread use - yet.

Think of the movie Minority Report, where every location has multiple scanners that can read eye prints. And then remember that even with that type of (creepy) technology, criminals were still able to defeat it.
Clubber
5 years ago
Just trying to ensure a human is involved, but like anything dealing with computers, that can be broken.
Clubber
5 years ago
Fun,

Computers can only deal with two things, 1s and 0s, but they can do that REAL FAST!
Musterd21
5 years ago
When you are drunk it can be hard. Maybe some of us need this on our phones before we text. lol
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