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Dancer rant

Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Don't see the thread about the dancer ranting anymore - anyone else see it?

33 comments

  • doctorevil
    5 years ago
    Nope. She may have asked Founder to pull her account. I guess the retards here have managed to run off another one.
  • nicespice
    5 years ago
    I think her account got deleted. All for the best, since sensitive information on a TUSCLer was leaked over a conversation exchange that I’d consider...not that big of a deal after all. 😕 Which granted perhaps he shouldn’t have done that but even so.

    But I think getting deleted was what she wanted, so it’s a happily ever after for all parties involved.

    All we can do is wish her well. In whatever strip club she is in where she *never* has to deal with extras or OTC requests—ever.
  • Papi_Chulo
    5 years ago
    IMO she seemed a bit unhinged
  • nicespice
    5 years ago
    I myself am more inclined to have a pro dancer bias when it comes to things...but I didn’t care for that thread either.
  • Papi_Chulo
    5 years ago
    She posted the PM exchange and just seemed like a PL trying to get with her which seemed to annoy her - I didn't see any threats nor anything too outlandish - - I think she was a bit unhinged and overreactive
  • FishHawk
    5 years ago
    I was on her side at first. Then as things progressed she seemed to discount any comments by men supportive or not.
  • twentyfive
    5 years ago
    I too at first thought maybe someone wasn’t very polite but that exchange was not very stalkerish in my mind, maybe she’s an Idiot Savant lol
  • MackTruck
    5 years ago
    I did see the exchange of pms posted before the dancer account got deleted. Founder did the right thing by deleting that account. I would normally side with the dancer but she was compmetely out of line on that one. He just gave his contact info and left it up to her to do what she wanted
  • Nidan111
    5 years ago
    Did I miss something?
  • MackTruck
    5 years ago
    ^^ yes it was great!
  • MackTruck
    5 years ago
    I was about to dump a load in the wrong basement
  • doctorevil
    5 years ago
    I guess I missed the good stuff. Maybe she was crazy, but as I recall her tag line was that she only wanted PMs from other dancers.
  • Nidan111
    5 years ago
    Was it the dancer from Italy, based in Kansas?
  • Papi_Chulo
    5 years ago
    ^ yeah - it was the Itlay chick
  • Papi_Chulo
    5 years ago
    I smelled a SW-ish unbalanced dancer from the get-go - the type on SW that thinks if a custy touches her boob it's a sexual assault.

    Supposedly things on SW are very slow and maybe why she started posting on TUSCL - or maybe she was too much drama even for SW - who knows - but she seemed out there.

  • Subraman
    5 years ago
    She seemed like a sweet, stable, and balanced girl who is never gratuitously insulting, and always sees things from multiple perspectives
  • Papi_Chulo
    5 years ago
    ^ there's that left-coast thing again

    😄


  • MackTruck
    5 years ago
    @ nidan yes it was the kansas italian
  • TFP
    5 years ago
    Damn I missed it!
  • Subraman
    5 years ago
    Papi, I am going to suggest we burn some sage for you at the drum circle again tonight.
  • shadowcat
    5 years ago
    Since you missed it. Here is an old rant for your viewing pleasure.

    Stripper Rant
    1) Hey you over there, holding that one dollar bill in your hand with a death grip and waving it around at me like it's the fucking deed to Trump Towers... what the fuck do you want me to do, grow another pussy?!? It's a fuckin' dollar, put it down on the tiprail and blow my world away already.

    2) You losers that come into the club for a lapdance with NO underwear or boxers and thin-ass, nylon shorts, so we slip and slide on your hard-on (which always feel like a sharpie pen ~ fine point)...fuck you.

    3) You with the thick-ass jeans, this was an impromptu visit, eh?

    4) Don't pull my thong up during a dance and ask me if it felt good. IT DOES NOT FEEL GOOD.

    5) Hey you, Loser, the one counting out the 20 bucks in one dollar increments, rubbing your fingers between each one to make sure you are giving me just that one dollar. Yes, you.

    6) No I will not just let you "slip it in real quick" for $50 more bucks.

    7) Yeah, my tits are real. As real as my affection for you.

    8)If you cum in your pants, you have to tip me an extra $100 for being a lame-ass who can cum in their pants from a lapdance.

    9) Stop asking me out. You're a smelly, fat loser and the only reason I'm smiling and cooing at you is because I want your money. Outside of the club I wouldn't even fart your way.

    11) Stop bitching at me about the goddamn two drink minimum. First of all, your breath ranks (what'd you have for dinner, garlic and shit?), you're about 172 lbs. overweight, and you look like Jay Leno. More importantly: I don't give a shit.

    12) Don't bitch at me about the $10 non-alchoholic beer either. Hide a bottle of Jack in your coat pocket next time like everyone else does.

    13) My horniness is in direct proportion to your income.

    14) No, you CAN'T SMOKE. Dumb. Ass.

    15 )Boys, don't sit in the front row with your "homies" and act all engrossed in some deep conversation during a girls performance because you want to look like you're too "cool" to notice the hot, naked girl in front of you. It's a clear sign that you ain't getting any.

    16) DON'T SIT IN THE FRONT ROW IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TIP. Fer chrissakes!!!!!!!!!!!

    17) "So what do you guys do when you're on your period?" Answer: I lap dance with guys in dark pants.

    18) STOP trying to grab my tits!!!!!!! That's extra.

    19) SHOWER FIRST, you nasty fuck!

    20) I had a feeling you weren't going to tip me, so I took extra care to rub my lip gloss on your collar and wear extra glitter lotion and obnoxious perfume before our dance.

    21) Hey cheapasses: please don't come to my work. Just stay home and jack off to "Desperate Housewives" instead. It will save us a both a lot of unpleasantry.

    22) Stop asking me why I do this job and try to get all psychologically analytical on me. For the money, you moron, that's why.

    23) No seriously, my real name is Sparkle.

    24) NO, I will not take a dime sac for payment. I can tell it's oregano anyway you stupid mutherfucker!

    25) Sorry, I don't do that. Ask the ugly girl at the bar with the black roots and overbite.

    26) I can see it's your first time at a strip club. Let me explain the dynamics to you. If you want a fuck or a blow-job, go to the ugly chicks. Hot girls don't have to do "extra services." I can give you some recommendations for a small fee.

    27) It is not okay for you to bounce me on your cock like a baby on a knee. Not okay.

    28) Stop complaining about how short the song was. It felt like the fucking maxi-single to me.

    29)Yes I will fuck you, but only for 10 grand. More if you're ugly. So basically, more.

    30) DO NOT come into the club looking for a girlfriend/date. It's like me going to PETA looking for a steak.

    31) Girls--what's with the pole smell? Can we do a little hygiene check? Nothing than worse than twirling around the pole and getting a whiff of stale pussy.

    32) Girls--stop lip-syncing to the song you're dancing to on stage. Especially if you don't know all the words.

    33) Girls--if your toes curl and hang over your platform shoes a la' Fred Flinstone, you need to go up a size.

    34) Girls--drowning yourself in Angel perfume is just as bad if not worse than the BO you're trying to cover. Take a goddamn shower, you smell like lapdance funk.

    35) Hey DJ! You suck!

    36)Girls--may I suggest complete sobriety before getting tatted up? Tattoos should be meaningful, or at least semi-meaningful, or at least semi semi-meaningful. That fucking dancing llama on your ass is so lame.

    37)Girls--some songs just should not be stripped to. Please. No Disney soundtracks (you know who you are, you fucking weirdo), Sade, Boys II Men, or Bjork. For the love of God, Please.
  • Icey
    5 years ago
    Fuck.... I missed it!
  • Huntsman
    5 years ago
    Seemed like a fun girl who enjoys the career she chose.
  • AtAboy
    5 years ago
    Well I learned this weekend to be sure to check TUSCL every. Fucking. Day. And multiple times at that. Sorry I missed that dumpster fire of a post. I mean the energy she put into typing all that. Wow

    @shadowcat is that the thread being talked about or a different one?

  • Nidan111
    5 years ago
    Holly shit balls Batman! I feel bad now. Lol I sent her a PM to see if she was working in Salina. I littered asked, “are you working at The Shady Lady?” That was it. Nothing more. Nothing less. I sure as fuck hope she is an outlier regarding the TOTAL DISPLEASURE that this “Italian Model” appears to have regarding her chosen profession. Seriously, I would dropped $500 into her lap if she just danced for me. Hell, I would have paid her $200 plus a meal to just visit and talk. I dodged a bullet on that one. THANK GOODNESS !
  • Mate27
    5 years ago
    Yesterday was father’s day, so maybe that alone set her off. She could have been harboring some emotions with her daddy issues, and decided to unload it on some PLs.
  • TFP
    5 years ago
    What Shadowcat posted wasn't what this latest dancer ranted. Since certain people like myself missed the rant, Shadowcat posted another classic rant by another dancer. I've seen that one before though, either on Reddit or some other site awhile back.

    I'm sure the rant by this recent dancer wasn't as epic.
  • twentyfive
    5 years ago
    ^ It was far from epic, it was just weird
  • Jascoi
    5 years ago
    all i read was her opening rant.
    (there were no comments yet.)
    seemed to me that her rant was valid.
    I should’ve have taken a screenshot.
  • Papi_Chulo
    5 years ago
    She was overreacting from the start including that ridiculous tagline she had - her looniness became even more apparent after she posted the supposed violent PM which was pretty-vanilla - she was a headcase and should have been called-out and not given any slack
  • Liwet
    5 years ago
    I thought Founder doesn't like censorship.
  • datinman
    5 years ago
    Until the name dropping occurred, I thought it was a troll account. Talking about tricks and johns in the tagline. A bunch of pics that appeared to be of a trans female. Hope Founder banned the account because nothing in that private message warranted that level of vitriol and certainly posting real names and cell numbers is inappropriate.
  • minnow
    5 years ago
    Anybody recall what "her" s/n was ? I recall seeing a red post (denoting verified dancer) posting about someone stalking her. I don't recall any post mentioning real names and cell numbers. OP mentioned something about reporting PM to founder, and saying something about tracking down PMer if they sent her subsequent PM. I didn't look closely enough at the ~18 pictures to notice an Adams Apple.

    Sounds like OP may have gone postal while I disengaged from tuscl and led my normal life.
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