Rejected review and my message to founder
Muddy
USA
I wrote a review of one of the El Paso-area clubs I frequest yesterday, and was surprised to see it rejected. Once I read the comments from the members who rejected it, I got angry. So I wrote the following message to Founder. I wanted to share this with those of you who put forth the time and effort to make this site valuable for others, and to say thanks for your efforts
Dear Founder,
Fuck You
Farewell,
Muddy
Over my time on this site I have written well over 200 reviews (although it doesn’t show up on my profile because 167 of them have been rejected)
The following below is a transcript of that review
“I went in to the club. Saw diamond dance for lil bit. I didn’t have any money with me so I went into the bathroom (lovely granite oooh my and plenty of stalls!) and jerked it. I left after that. I had a great time.”
The following members had to say about it
desertscrub-shill review or club ad
TFP-Not enough details
Papi_Chulo-Not enough details
twentyfive-Not enough details
Flagooner-Approved great job!
My mother has often told me my work screams Michaelangelo. I trust her words over yours. If I can’t get at least one of my next 48 reviews approved then I’ll be leaving the site. Thank you.
Dear Founder,
Fuck You
Farewell,
Muddy
Over my time on this site I have written well over 200 reviews (although it doesn’t show up on my profile because 167 of them have been rejected)
The following below is a transcript of that review
“I went in to the club. Saw diamond dance for lil bit. I didn’t have any money with me so I went into the bathroom (lovely granite oooh my and plenty of stalls!) and jerked it. I left after that. I had a great time.”
The following members had to say about it
desertscrub-shill review or club ad
TFP-Not enough details
Papi_Chulo-Not enough details
twentyfive-Not enough details
Flagooner-Approved great job!
My mother has often told me my work screams Michaelangelo. I trust her words over yours. If I can’t get at least one of my next 48 reviews approved then I’ll be leaving the site. Thank you.
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20 comments
Awesome review
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"I had a great time" is too ambiguos.
And just using "jerked it" is not enough. "Shooting puddy at the moon" would have been better.
I would also have rejected it, but with more reason such as:
Read the below review guidelines:
Content and length are the two most important factors to consider.
Be wordy. Fill the review box. One or two sentence reviews aren't helpful to anyone.
Give a LOT of details in your review (club layout, atmosphere, dance quality, etc.).
Your review should be at least 4 solid paragraphs, with 4-7 sentences each.
One paragraph should describe the club vibe. Mention cleanliness, thug factor, music level, dj annoyance factor, lighting, etc.
Another paragraph should describe the dancers and their vampiness. How many were there? What ethicities did you see? Did they seem happy to see you?
A third paragraph should be about value. Don't say drinks, dances, cover charge, etc. were cheap or expensive. Tell us the actual costs!
At least one paragraph should summarize with three or four sentences describing why you would or would not return to the club.
Be honest. You can go into detail of the private dances. Just be careful with names if it may get your ATF in trouble.
Spelling, grammar, and punctuation count. Do not use ALL CAPITAL LETTERS! When composing a review, spell check it.
Pro Tip 1: Think about what you would like to tell your good buddy about a strip club he's never been to.
Pro Tip 2: Think about the business traveler that is sitting in his hotel room with only time enough to hit one club in this new town. Let him know why or why not he should visit a particular club.