Rejected review and my message to founder

It covered the restroom. I don’t see why it wasn’t approved.

Damn! I would most certainly have a proved that one.Sorry I didn’t get to it first.

🙂🤔 Awesome review 😉

Those damn review nazis

Did you use two fingers or five fingers to jerk it? Although the bathroom was covered, You did not mention whether or not you were covered while jerking it. Yes

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I think it was rejected because you didn't point out where the restroom was. Some guy is going to shit in his pants because you didn't tell us where to look for the restroom sign.

Good one Muddy, I would have approved if only you’d a told us more about diamond 💎

If that one got approved i would have had a different mess to clean up of CrazyJoe could not find the bathroom

Did you have to tip the bathroom troll for jerking in the restroom

Muddy, sorry about the 167 rejections. For consolation, I'll nominate you for the Jean-Paul Sartre award for posting the most sarcastic thread.

But at least you told us about Diamond - she sounds almost as good as Bambi

If you add whether the stalls were well stocked with toilet paper, I think that review sails right through.

Was there a bathroom troll to give you a tissue when you rubbing one out?

Alright fellas take it easy. Next time I’ll count every pubic for ya. Promise.

This is why the current method of reviewing should allow more votes and more time to vote. Too easy for bad reviews to make it through and good reviews to be rejected.

I would have rejected this too.

"I had a great time" is too ambiguos.

I think all it needed to be a good review is a better description of the bathroom. How many stalls are there? Urinals? Where are the sinks? Maybe a 1-10 rating for the troll?

If you had been more descriptive in how you jerked it. It might have been approved.

And just using "jerked it" is not enough. "Shooting puddy at the moon" would have been better.

Mud,

I would also have rejected it, but with more reason such as:

Read the below review guidelines: Content and length are the two most important factors to consider. Be wordy. Fill the review box. One or two sentence reviews aren't helpful to anyone. Give a LOT of details in your review (club layout, atmosphere, dance quality, etc.). Your review should be at least 4 solid paragraphs, with 4-7 sentences each. One paragraph should describe the club vibe. Mention cleanliness, thug factor, music level, dj annoyance factor, lighting, etc. Another paragraph should describe the dancers and their vampiness. How many were there? What ethicities did you see? Did they seem happy to see you? A third paragraph should be about value. Don't say drinks, dances, cover charge, etc. were cheap or expensive. Tell us the actual costs! At least one paragraph should summarize with three or four sentences describing why you would or would not return to the club. Be honest. You can go into detail of the private dances. Just be careful with names if it may get your ATF in trouble. Spelling, grammar, and punctuation count. Do not use ALL CAPITAL LETTERS! When composing a review, spell check it. Pro Tip 1: Think about what you would like to tell your good buddy about a strip club he's never been to. Pro Tip 2: Think about the business traveler that is sitting in his hotel room with only time enough to hit one club in this new town. Let him know why or why not he should visit a particular club.