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Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

More miss than hit

After staying away for a few months after dealing with a bad crowd in the parking lot at Bristol I decided to return after seeing a few reviews that said things were shaping up. I…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

Gigis. . . Better But Still Average

I hadn't been to Gigi's in a couple of years but found myself driving by after having my car repaired down the road. I thought I'd stop in. It was around 3 pm…

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Crazy things Dancers say sometimes...

Today I was thinking of some of the craziest things I have heard dancers say and one situation stood out in my mind. I was talking to a dancer cor a while and decided to get some dances. As we get…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

An Afternoon At Lustys

i am used to going down the street to Glory Daze but after reading several positive reviews, I decided to give Lusty's a chance. I ended up stopping in three times over a 3-4…

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I am thinking of going to the club wearing shorts

If I wear shirts to the club, should I shave my legs first?

Sam's After Dark

Los Angeles, California

This Time Good

This club has is one of the larger ones I go too. There is a semi private dance area upstairs. This place is open until 6am. I got there at 4am. Be careful about…

City Limits

Canton, Ohio

Anyone home at City Limits?

Thought I would hit one last club on my travels. One place I was trying wasn't a strip club so I found City Limits to be the next thing. What a dump... As I pulled…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Fun time @ Christies even in the daytime

Hit Christie's after a visit to another place and almost left. It was around 5 on a Friday but no action in the club at all. At least there was no cover. Sat at the…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

Got to the Diamond to early

Was traveling south and needed a break & better surroundings so I thought I would give Diamond a shot. Got there to early as there was only 1 person at the bar. A hot bar…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Still fun, if you pick the right girl

I visited on a Wednesday evening. I was hoping to see a redhead named Lena, but I think she stopped working here. The club had about 8 dancers and a 1:1 PL ratio. A new…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Orchid

This is my favorite place you cant go wrong with this place.Purple Orchid is in a small parking area by airport pretty decent size so I go in there were about 8 woman working or…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Mediocre club = best in Columbus

In the desert of lousy clubs, sirens is the brackish water you’d drink because it is the best available. 10 cover, 7 drinks, 2 for 40 uptimes. 20 girls from 5 to 8. There…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

The Big D at Henry’s

Monday $10 dance day, but I have never had a $10 dance here and I have never been pitched a $10 dance by a dancer. I arrive about 4pm with about 1-1.5 hours available. That’s…

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Who’d do such a thing ?

https://apple.news/Ax0WOtzXeRhi_f0YMGwhETw Claims are being made that food delivery drivers are eating your dinner has this ever happened to any of y’all?

Diosa Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Pricey fun

Decided to check out Diosa again, as I needed to distress after a long night of work. I went around 11 am or so to see the what they had in store at that time,…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Cheetah

I paid the 3 dollars for the valet. The cover charge was 12 dollars. Beers were 6. Dances were 10 but they were air dances. This club is strictly for looking. They're gorgeous women with…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

DV

Went by in the evening and noticed that girls started to leave around 11pm. Maybe it was a weeknight, but the place was supposed to close at 2am. Most girls were friendly and would stop…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Promising

Was visiting Tijuana for the weekend, and decided to stop in and try something new other than HK. This place is pretty chill compared to HK, but maybe a little too chill. I stepped in…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Tuesday nights don't disappoint

If you are stuck in Chicago on a Tuesday night, Polekatz is probably the place to go. The have $10 topless and $20 nudes specials. Parked about 9:30 on 100th place streetet to avoid the…

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Places to eat in Zona Norte

I love the street tacos in Zona Norte. But if I'm there for 3 days, I don't want to eat tacos every meal. I like Azul in Cascadas and the menu there is fairly…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

A True Paradise for Guys Who Like Women w/ Curves

Decided to make a return to the infamous Paradise. As mentioned before, this place is located in a dumpy strip mall on what I consider one of the best stretches of UHM in America. The…

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Four Near Death Experiences

I know of four instances where I was nearly killed or at least where I could have been badly injured. I wonder how many other close calls I’ve experienced without ever realizing it. 1. Bombing at the J.W. Marriott -…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Burned and it's my own fault.

Stopped in on the way home from work after spending a few hours at Bogarts. Feeling the afterglow of a great night at Bogarts, I stopped simply because I was in the area and I…

Pacers

San Diego, California

2 reviews in 1!

Decided to check this place out and watch the ufc. $10 cover which is what most places charge to watch a PPV. They have a separate patio with more TVs that seems like the intended…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Nice sensual dance in the afternoon

I went for a visit during the afternoon shift. There was a petite latina with perky Cs and long dark hair that was dancing on stage. She was incredibly attractive and had this innocence to…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Fun Time for a Tuesday!

Got to the club about 7:45. Tons of girls working the floor with 1 girl coming down the spiral stair case to stage one and then moving to stage 2. Both stages are behind the…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Checking out Sacramento's best

I was passing through town so I had some free time to check out Sacramento's finest and so I picked Gold Club because of the high marks that this club had. It is a little…

Tijuana

Bargirl Fun Drama, Part 1

A month ago at HK I met a bargirl (BG) who appeared to be a trophy fuck experience (TFE), surprisingly after a terrific arriba we exchanged numbers, with each visit more fun than the previous, currently she is my second…

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Happy Rent Day Eve

Just an advance shout out in case I don't get the opportunity to jump on and wish you all happy clubbing tomorrow. It is always a special treat when rent day falls in the middle of the week, especially…

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What’s going with lido?

There seems to be some kind of turf war going on in their email listserv. Anybody have background or story? And which one is the “better” or “real” one.

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Lots of hot girls, monitored dances.

This is an interesting spot as it was shut down for a while due to legal issues with the owner not being able to own a strip club and then it re-opened and seemed to…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Not Much Happening This Day Shift

I've been here in the past (with very mixed results), but not for several months. Club is located in a VERY industrial area in a sketchy part of South L.A. Tons of homeless in…

Tiger Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Not a good night.

Didn't spend too long here. Wife and I wanted to have some fun and we never been to this club so we decided to give it a shot. Rolled up into a somewhat ghetto parking…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I love giving back.

Got the charity bug again, so I decided to contribute to some college funds. Got in around 7 and paid a 7 dollar cover. It was pretty quiet that Friday when I walked in…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Great stop for daytime treat

I want here for the first time in a while This is the first time I have been there since the influx of the Brazilians. Some of the favorites from across the river are there,…

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OT: 1998 Arkansas school shooter, who killed five when he was 11, dies in head-o

A man who was involved in a middle school shooting when he was 11 years old in 1998 died in car crash on a northeastern Arkansas highway, state police said. Andrew Golden, 33, who legally changed his name to Drew Grant,…

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OT: When Epstein Was Cosmo’s Bachelor of the Month

Long before Jeffrey Epstein boasted of his billionaires-only client list—and long before his arrests for molesting underage girls in Florida and New York—the perverted financier was an eligible bachelor in the glossy pages of Cosmopolitan. In July 1980, Epstein was featured…

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Dancing in Europe as an American?

Hi ladies! I'll be heading to Europe (exact countries TBD) next summer, and I'm wondering what my options are for dancing while I'm there. The plan is to hit up as many places as possible, so I would ideally like…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Saturday night

So I went to PH last Saturday early evening. Parking lot was half full. Inside of bar was almost full. One girl on stage and 2 or 3 girls walking around. Bartender was a cute…

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Size matters... Some short reviews are valid.

For example, if the club is closed. https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=358700 I'm possibly less forgiving of short reviews than some review adjudicators, but I do take a few seconds to see if there's a good reason for a very short review. It's easy... because it's

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[OT] CGI Porn

I recently got interested in 3D rendering of pornographic art, and discovered that it can be quite stimulating. Not only can the models have totally unattainable physical attributes (like ginormous breasts with a 24" waist and fitness level abs), but…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Awesome time with Mini

In my dream with Mini..., Went to the hole to check in on talent available. I was OK with just a beer or two then go on my way. Mini appeared on…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Double Header

Came in on a Sunday night with my SO around 5 not long after the club opened. Cover charge was five dollars. As it was early probably only half a dozen other patrons in the…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Dancers recommended ?

Has anyone danced with Armani? Seen her around. Is she worth it?

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

Springfields only club

I was in Springfield for work and my hotel happened to be down the street so I figured why not check out the club after dinner. I arrived at about 8pm on Thursday (first time…

Odisea 2001 Showgirls

Tijuana, Baja California

A Refuge From the Major Clubs

Went to Play Boy, a third-tier bar that I knew would be slow, because it is always slow. I had done a lap around the other clubs and they were too loud or too crowded…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Afternoons are fun, if sparsely staffed

It's nice that Seductions is back, but it can be deserted during the day. Maybe 4 girls working that day, and definitely not the best looking. Mileage is often better than at the DWNR…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Good weekday night

Hey guys, so I was in the area on business and I had heard a lot of good things about this club so I decided to drive by and check it out on a weds…

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couples at hk

the wife wants to party at hong kong. will we be well recieved by the girls and staff. we will stay 1 nite at cassada and plan on doing at least 1 arriba. we speak no spanish and any idea…

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couples at hk

the wife wants to go to hk and party. will we be safe and well recieved by the girls. we are an older couple and want to ariba. how much xtra do they charge for couples. we…

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Obvious ad for Lou Turks in PA

Just checked off ad and checked off not enough details, even added a comment on this being an ad, then scrolled down and thumb hit the green button to approve. Dumb thumb...clearly meant to reject...

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Tel Aviv's Most Famous Strip Club Closes Down Amid Legal Challenges

I visited this club when I was in Israel a couple years ago. It was a nice club and was in a very nice area, near my 5-star hotel on the Mediterranean Sea. Tel Aviv has been…

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Somebody helped me find a new Hippo club I need to try out

I bet these hippos beat the rhinos https://www.tuscl.net/listing.php?id=1550

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

A detour from the cheesy Manhattan clubs and worth the trip to Queens!

Gallaghers is go-to in the city, with nice mileage and decent value for money. its located in Queens pretty to the Queensboro bridge from Manhattan. The club is pretty big with an area with seats and…

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PHiladelphia

Going for next few days to Philly and then Allentown and Bethlehem. Where should I go for extras for the dollar?

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Chicas afternoon

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon. Parking lot was nearly empty. On Fridays its packed... I always park close to front if can and away from the fence. I once had my car broken…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Good visit.

I stop here about once a year. Small, smokey club with 1 large, but low stage. Large bar and, I guess, sufficient seating. Beer-wise, all they have is a small selection of…

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Did you ever see a dancer that resembles a Hippo?

Hippos are my favorite!

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Hot girls Hot girls Hot girls

How did I miss this club all these years? I have been to this club several years back I think in 2012. I did not like it that time. Wanted to give it a try…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Monday night visit

Went to Cheerleaders on a Monday night. Parked my car on Penn avenue and walked for 2-3 minutes. Paid the $7 cover and entered the club after the regular pat down. The club was not…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

West Park, Florida

Night and Day

Parking was easy as the club was not busy. There was no cover. It was a mix of latinas and AAs, while no real stunners some had nice shapely bodies. 25$ for a dance i…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Scouting trip after a while. Ok talent nothing spectacular.

Been a while since I have been to kittens and decided to take a trip Past Sunday. Reached there around 9:30pm and was able to find parking all the way in the back. Regular $10 cover…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Late Saturday night drunken Trip from South Beach

I was staying in South Beach on business. Was at a hotel on Collins and decided to go have a little fun. Normally when im in Miami, i will go to Tootsies but today…

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Democratic Debate Promises

The Democratic candidates will be debated tonight. What promises are going to be laid out ? We know they are going to talk about college debt relief , raising the minimum wage and medicare…

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Reverend Hornibastard’s Vacation Climax

I just completed another vacation with Mrs. Hornibastard #3 and our two low center of gravity mooches with deplorable personal hygiene habits. This time we stayed in the USA so there was precious little dysentery and no nude frolics in…

She She's Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

She She's . Hood club. Good mileage.

So I arrived to She She's around 1ish maybe and it's not too far from Visions in East NOLA. I took another Lyfe over to this establishment. She She's is in this…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Not too bad

Stopped by on a Friday evening. The club is fairly large. Greeted by a waitress and was very friendly. There were about 6-7 girls during the time I was there. Main stage is elevated with…

Barbarella's

Ottawa, Ontario

Closed and gone

Based off of some of the reviews I saw in the past, I thought I might give this club a try. But as I walked around the city to find it, I found that it…

Dancin' Bare

Portland, Oregon

Dive with Occasional Views

Dancin' Bare raised an eyebrow or two when I suggested it as the nearest strip club to our hotel. It seems the name may evoke different ideas to those now familiar with the homophonic "Dancing…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Petite dancer.

I haven’t been to the orchid in years, but decided to stop in after leaving oasis. Super glad I did. Ok so no cover and 5 beer I think. The women dancing at the…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Usually good mileage, not this time

I have had good luck here in the past, but have not visited between 4 and 5 pm before. I stopped in and paid the $5 cover, only 5 dancers working, all of them…

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Who'd You Rather: Kitana Baker vs. Stacy Moran

Hey kids. A while back, I uploaded a number of pictures to my profile of my favorite all-time women to see naked. I stopped at 64, just because that seemed like a nice round number. However, it's also the perfect…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Another low-key night at Eubank

I showed up around 8pm, cover was only $3. Waitresses are really good about grabbing you a new drink when you're running low, you pretty much never have to wait on one. I have been…

Stiletto's

New Brighton, Pennsylvania

Slow night.

Area is industrial and seems safe. If comming up 65 north, you will have to make a U turn after you pass the club and bridge. Arrived around 10pm. Stage to the left.…

Lux Views/ Centerfolds

Superior, Wisconsin

Club delivered for a work outing

Went with a large group due to a work event. Club caters to this known event so staff was probably not a typical Tuesday I would expect. Good mix of girls, with a…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

As good as it gets (unfortunately) in Phoenix...

The clubs in Phoenix are relatively low mileage. This club is one of the nicer ones - there are several stages, and dancers rotate stages after each set. Club is well air-conditioned, a must in…

Stiletto's

New Brighton, Pennsylvania

Slow night.

Area is industrial and seems safe. If comming up 65 north, you will have to make a U turn after you pass the club and bridge. Arrived around 10pm. Stage to the left.…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Pleasant surprise on day shift at 390

For many years my two favorite clubs in Chicagoland have been Jimmy's and Club 390, both in Chicago Heights, but after a couple of bad OTC experiences with Jimmy's girls in combination with its ongoing…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Decent but not extraordinary

So, I went to Cheetah’s with a buddy and my cousin who is familiar with the SC scene in SoFla. This place was in complete contrast to The Booby Trap, which was visited earlier in…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Left happy!

Treated myself to an occasional visit to the Coliseum this past weekend and it was not disappointing. The last time I was there I had a less than ideal experience with a dancer who had…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Saturday night visit

Went in on a Saturday night which is pretty rare for me. Place we fairly busy. The roster for that night: Nikki, Camille, Chloe, Eliza, Lola, Scarlett, Mila, and Satine. They were doing two stages with a…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Stir Crazy Seems to be Rockin

Went on Sunday, smokin girls, most Latinas and believe me I am very picky, 2nd trip got there on a Sat and girls not as good looking, seemed everyone has had surgery. I prefer naturals,…

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Eye contact during a lapdance

In a other thread, shadowcat posted: “No one else has ever had their ATF post on TUSCL. Read her reviews and comments and you'll understand why she is my ATF.” ...and so I found this thread https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=10215 I thought it was a…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Great for a few beers with friends

There really are not a lot of options in Virginia so you have to take that into account when rating and considering this club. I've been here with my spouse, male friends, and with…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Getting back to the old club wit each visit

The physical environment has been described many times on the list. I have reviewed this place a few times over the years and it has had its ups and downs, IMHO. Lately it has been…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

First and last time here

It’s been awhile since I’ve gone around Akron looking for some fun. Jens has been dead for the past few weeks so figured I’d try this place. After reading the reviews I should of known…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Thursday night visit

I've stopped by this place last Thursday night. Unlike the previous few visits, this time I had a lot of "extra fun". As soon as you enter the security guy checks your ID. This place…

Sanctuary Gentlemen's Club

Vineland, New Jersey

Is there a combination to this Sanctuary?

I paid a couple of return visits to the Sanctuary, since both were similar I'll combine the two. Well-lit parking lot (near road), well-kept exterior, daily hours 4pm-2am, $10 cover. Nude, BYOB, soft drinks and…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

First time here.

I live in the area and always wanted to check this place out and finally did. Uncle Joes is out in the middle of no where and is an old run down building that has…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Still my favorite

The CFC has a long time regular stop for me when I visit Columbus, and it generally lived up to my expectations. Arrived around 11 PM, paid a $5 cover charge and entered. The club…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Fore!!

Going home from a day of golf decided to miss traffic and hit the den! Parking lot no too full, and early enough no cover ! Coming in from the light of day had to…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Latino bomb

This club is difficult to find because it’s kind of hidden on backside of the road but this is a decent place for someone to visit in the afternoon. They charge me eight dollars as…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

The more things change the more things stay the same

Oh Ebony Inn .. So ... this is a spot i used to frequent often . Due to many things i decided to lay back feom coming here too often so this is only…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

First Time at Bazookas

This was my first time inside Bazookas. The club is a long walk over from my office, and I hoofed it in the July heat just for a chance to get some attention. I walked…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Just ok..

Decided to come back to the moon to see if things changed. Well, not much unfortunately but wasn't as bad as I thought. Paid 12 dollar entry fee around 10 pm. Not many patrons…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

The best kept secret in NJ.. ok maybe not

The bottom line with Clancy's is that you need to like women from Latin America, specifically Brazil in this case because that's all that's here. If that's Ok, awesome, if not then don't waste…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Sat afternoon

First time here on a Sat around 4-5pm. Mainly wanted to check it out from a value perspective. The neighborhood is definitely sketchy at best but Stuyvesant Ave seems to be a fairly high traffic…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Only can expect so much i guess...

So i decided to give heavenly bodies another shot. It was a Friday and i had a code for a free entry so i thought why not. I've been here a few times. The place…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Mediocre Monday at Men's Club...

Been a while since I visited the Men's Club, so I dropped in around 11:20am on a Monday morning. It's still probably the most attractive SA club inside and it seems huge thanks to the…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Hands on visit

I was able to get out of work on a Tuesday and took advantage to drive up and see oasis based on what I am reading lately. I would normally visit Playhouse but reviews have…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Very slow Saturday afternoon

After visiting Raiders on Thursday, decided to give ol Venom a shot on Saturday afternoon. Got there around 1:30pm and parking lot of was fairly empty. Got inside, doorman wanded me down, no cover charge,…

Capisce Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Yet another name change...but reason to be hopeful

The listing for this club is way out of date. Formerly called Babes, it went through a couple of bad name changes, including the Emergency Room (imagine how many complaints THAT generated) and then The…

King Street Cabaret

Charleston, South Carolina

A brief but nice visit

Went on a Sunday night, certainly one of the slowest times to go and should be considered in regards to my review as there would likely be more activity on peak evenings. Arrived 9:45PM. Easy parking…

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check-in if you've had an SC dancer pregnancy scare

LOL i guess i've had 2 scares. or better yet: 1 and 1/2. one dancer who i've known for years, for some reason is comfortable with me nutting in her. and she started it--not me. I KNOW, I KNOW. it's…

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bathroom remodeling question

so, i'm getting a professional bathroom remodeling company to come out to where i live to fix my leaky bathroom and possibly remodel it. i mentioned it to my housemates and of course, they want the estimator now to come…

Concepts Lounge Covington

Covington, Kentucky

I should have checked the reviews

The inside is nicer than a lot of dive type clubs. I did not see any of the bar stools with tears or damage. The place doesn’t stink like stale vomit and urine so that…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Saturday after a long work week.

Saint James aka "the church" is my go to club of choice in Houston, despite being a decent drive for me. Hopefully that tells you a little bit of my overall experiences and satisfaction with…

Hi Five Club

Houston, Texas

Always gets the job done

Stopped in after another poor experience at blue Moon. Same woman bartending but Gino wasn’t there like normal, they said she had left early that day. Order a beer and a older woman probably oldest…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

You gotta go to the HOOD to get a decent mileage SC in NOLA

So, I haven't' been to the 504 in a long time. So, one would think a place where women pull out there tits for beads would have some bomb ass strip clubs. But…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Lasty its a great place to hang out have some laughs n be entertained

Let start off that i been here couple years ago not much has changed except the girls still have a few vets there the night i goes there usually 3 to 4 girls.they all are…

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OT: LOL

Spanish civil servant skips work for 6 years, and no one notices While half the battle of a successful career is showing up, for Joaquín García, not going to work was actually more lucrative. Only when the 69-year-old Spanish civil servant…

Lookers Gentlemans Club

Carlos, Minnesota

Lots of mileage worth the milage.

Ok usually this place is dead. Handful of girls and nothing to write home about. We arrived this night, having won a few hundred each on pull tabs from the nearby bar, so honey money…

La Zona Rosa

Dallas, Texas

Quick stop

Did not intend to go here, but traffic was so bad, I made a quick stop. Paid $5 for cover, regular price is $10 (they have a coupon on their website - don't judge). Walked…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Went in with low expectations, left disappointed and unfilled

I decided to make a stop here around dinner time when I was in town with no expectations of a normal club experience but just hoping to have a beer or two see some pretty…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Keep coming back

Hiliter never disappoints, I’ve been going here for a long time and there’s a reason I keep going back. Went in around 6pm on Wed and there were ~25 girls working, got approached for…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Decent time

Stopped in at about 4ish. There were about 5 girls working. All looked pretty good. Nice fit bodies unlike the other places around Akron. Got a dance from an AA with a nice tight body…

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Why she is my ATF.

So tell us why she is your ATF. I'm curious to see the differences.

AMOR OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Should have turned around and walked out.

Walked in about 9pm on a Thursday night with low expectation that ended up not even being met. The place is small, with maybe 10 small tables with chairs around them. I sat…

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most 'vip' discussions belong in the front room. I don't get it on some of these

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White Knights... Has anyone ever saved a ho?

This post is probably more of an observation than a question... Two recent threads have touched on this behavior: one regarding intervening in a stripper's drug use and another on the appropriate time to loan (or give) money to a stripper…

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Can or do guys fake orgasms?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdIH6cQWMmE&t=20s

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

Fun Place

Went there after work with coworkers to have some fun. Had a great time. Waitress kept the drinks coming and there were plenty of girls to look at. I would recommend this place to anyone…

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

Surprised it wasn’t busier. Hot shower show!

Stopped in on a Friday night just before 10 p.m. Given how hard it is to find fully nudity in Utah, I was expecting it to be busier than it was. I was one of…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Nowhere near as good as it once way

I keep going back to EB, in hopes it might somehow/somewhat return to it's former glory. Sadly, that's not happening. Back when EB was like chicken soup for the strip joint soul, I visited…

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Teaching My Son About Siri

My twins have each owned their own iPads since they were 4 years old. It will come as no surprise to you that they have each become adept at using their iPads over the last 6 years. Surprisingly, using…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Plenty of dancers for a Denver club

I was in Denver for s conference and decided to stop in at Shotgun Willies for a drink. I didn’t expect much to be going on since it was a Sunday night so was surprised…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sunday evening

Oasis is right by the Philadelphia airport. Easy parking. I arrived 7:30 Sunday evening and the place looked almost deserted. The bartender got me my drink and the sole dancer on the floor approached me.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Scanning ID's

Went to Hi Liter tonight after a few weeks absence. Things were bad last time I was there but I know some of the few dancers who are left that have been there for…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Two good entertainers on a late Tuesday afternoon

Went to EI after a disappointing visit to the Mile High in nearbyh Clinton. Arrived about 4:15 pm. There were six dancers in the room, Mst seemed to just be getting…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Wild night at Chicas

I arrived here at 6:30. It was $9.50 to get in. Beers were $5.50. There is a huge lobby with a lingerie store to the right. When you walk in to the club there is…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Fun Thursday in SF

Was in SF for a work trip and had free time after dinner nearby so stopped in. This is pretty nice looking club clean and up to date. I paid $20 at the…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

Pasties sucked, but some cute younger girls here!

When I got here, I had on some running pants, and the guy at the door made me go back and change because you have to wear jeans or khakis or dress pants at this…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Sad but true.

Not a Metallica song. The sad fate of the Playhouse. Oh my gosh, this place fills me with the sads. For years it was one of my go too places. I would look…

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A Legal Question

My CF was telling me about one of her colleagues who cut her foot pretty badly onstage because the pole is coming loose from its moorings. The pole's attachment to the stage is reinforced by heavy duty tape currently.…

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Eight-Month Pregnant Stripper

It is pathetic people actually find this sexy and are tipping. Which Atlanta club is this? https://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhq7POoxhoXDm3AwBo

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'He bragged she was his sex slave': Jeffrey Epstein 'purchased Nadia Marcinkova

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7295159/Jeffrey-Epstein-purchased-assistant-Nadia-Marcinkova-child-family-teen-victim-told-cop.html

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most 'vip' discussions belong in the front room.

I don't get it on some of these VIP discussions. most fucking belong in the front room.

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What to do if over-charged?

You're positive it's been three songs, but the dancer says six and demands $ 150. What should you do? Refuse to pay? Ask to talk to the manager? Just pay and then leave?

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The original Shit Truck!

I am a dam good shit truck driver, but I am not the first or the original. I learned my skills. Here is a video of the original shit truck dumping a load... https://youtu.be/FA7eGus5yjM

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sale to Cheerleaders?

Anyone know about rumor they are selling out to Cheerleaders at end of July? Any changes planned? Hope they don’t start allowing smoking and VIP keeps as private with extra possibilities.

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My lats post for a hwile perhpas

I look like harry potter on steriods opinions?

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i never went to my prom why?

Too many girls wanted to take me and i couldnt maje up mind. If that wasue since jhs. If I am on datibng site and 1 out of 3 want Me im popular but how many girls can i agree…

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How to prevent Robs at the strip club.

https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Fanny-Pack

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Strippers asking for money

I recently met a stripper at The Men's Club in Charlotte, and had a decent enough time to exchange phone numbers. After a few texts the day after meeting, she messaged me yesterday with some story about needing money. Under…

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Pantheion Club among top ten alcohol retailers

The Jackson paper is reporting that the Pantheion Club in Dearborn is the number ten by-the-glass wholesale liquor customer in Michigan, just behind Little Caesars Arena (where the Red Wings and Pistons play). It looks like it's the top bar;…

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OT: Couldn't help think of our married TUSCLers when I watched this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k46Cu6Usow

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What is the matter with midget strippers?

Q. What is the matter with midget strippers? A. They're very short-tempered.

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I get free membership/profile revopued off another to online dating site

I am member of singles dating site or sex based dating site. I get memberhip ushured to mE on anoter site where cheating females are abound.= same profile is copied with pic On website where cheaters are abound I am very…

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i was at a club where feales of all races where singing my praise

as i was talking to one aa stripper on stage and another white female stripper sang my praises i over heard some white male say "i don't understand why He doesnt date within his race" opinions

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there used to be a club

there used ti be a club whre they were offering simulated sex acts for 5 minutes in the open. I went 3 times as I recall. Had big booty x stripper patron fall in love. Club got closed. Does anyone know…

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popular in club vs friends being banned true story

I am/become popular. Girls outloud shout my praises. I look to get multiple numbers from strippers lets say. I am stopped from doing this or are told to do this after the club is closed. Next weekend a mutual friend…

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TUSCL Bingo

So I was typing something in this thread where two regular TUSCLers were grinding some familiar axes, and was proposing some ways to settle their feud. Maybe a rap battle? Or an essay contest? Maybe even a lively game of…

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Lets say a married stripper falls in love with a patron or after giving up the p

opinions

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OT: Elizabeth Warren at her best

https://youtu.be/eWmgD8PZxCs

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OT: Funny (and clever) SNL skit about Millennials

https://youtu.be/ATTMB4gH3sU

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You playas need to be careful with this new hustle

https://youtu.be/QKlv4pZe-zo

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Raid

I heard that Synn was raided on Thursday, July 25. So far, I have only been able to see a YouTube video of the raid. Was anyone there and/or have any information about what happened?

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Older vs younger dancers—what’s the difference?

I was working during a slower day shift. Which led to me spending a while hanging out with a customer and chit chatting before doing dances. He asks me to guess his age. I respond and we banter. In turn,…

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@Founder

Late last night I was typing a fairly-long PM on my phone (couldn't get on my laptop) - after putting in all that effort typing one thumb at a time, I go to hit send and I come to find…

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Has anyone ever talked to dancer because you’re worried about their drug use

Usually I’m the type to mind my own business. I don’t even drink but I’m well aware that other people have bad habits and I don’t judge them for them but Like most people I’m well aware that drug and…

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Younger Dancers Attitude

I have always failed to see why the younger dancers always flock to the young boys that go into a club like flyies to poo. I have never gone clubbing without money to spend and have many times left a…

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Drunk stripper hit boss with billiard ball after she was fired for falling off s

"After being permitted to attempt to work by dancing on stage, Priola fell down twice,” the incident report notes. “Jones fired Priola for coming to work intoxicated. Priola grabbed a nearby billiard ball and threw it at Jones, striking her…

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How often do you think about sex?

NEW YORK — Try as we might to keep things PG, sex is a driving force behind many aspects of human behavior. Most people do a pretty good job of pushing sexual thoughts out of their heads until the appropriate…

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What is different about a stripper who is a grandmother?

Q. What is different about a stripper who is a grandmother? A. Instead of dancing to Cherry Pie, she gives you the recipe for it.

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Sexy pics

Do you get them from your CF, DS, ATF, etc? Did you have to ask for them or did you get them unsolicited? I spent a ton of money on one CF and never once did a I get a sexy pic. I’m…

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Yes or no ?

https://bigowilly.tumblr.com/post/186564814216

Tijuana

In TJ this Monday and Tuesday Night. Meetup?

Anyone going to be around Monday or Tuesday night? Gonna book a room at HK. Would like to meet up with some fellow TUSCL-ers!

Tijuana

OT: Narcos Mexico is a fabulous show

I watched all three seasons of Narcos, the original one about Pablo Escobar and the Colombian cartels, and loved it. Was having some Narcos withdrawals until I started watching Narcos Mexico. Outstanding show! I just finished season one on Netflix and…

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Her hair? And your grooming before the club

I’m posting 2 questions in one post so it doesn’t look like I’m spamming the board. 1. How do you like her pussy hair? Bush, triangle, landing strip, or fully waxed? 2. Do you make sure to shower, brush your teeth,…

FKK Forum

FKK Overwhelming Send Help ASAP

hi all, i went to frankfurt and i am freaking out. the clubs are way too intense. i'm in the sauna naked at the verge of tears afraid to leave because i can't say no to any of the girls because…

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Hypothetical Situation, Hot or Not?

So let’s say your SO (or if you had one) liked SC because she was bi. You go together, you are with her for all extras and get to partake in the fun. Jealously is not an issue. She’s always…

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Hardcore bottom feeding

A review of Berlin News Agency in NJ Sgrayeff Freaks and me July 15, 2019 8 Welcome to the freak show. And make no mistake: The freaks are us. It’s not attractive. Believe me. It’s not attractive. Let’s start with the girls. Maybe…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hotel Cascadas: Allows girls, other than HK girls, access to guest rooms?

I'm asking because I've seen it reported both ways. Some have said that they've gotten a room for night at the hotel and had no problem bringing in a SG or otherwise off-duty girl into their rooms. But, I've also seen…

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I need some advice...

Thank you on advance for any input. I would like some dancer perspective also. A month or so ago I posted this thread... https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=67388 I ended up back in the same club about two weeks after that incident happened. The same…

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time/date stamp on all postings of reviews, articles, comments...

founder... i’d like the time/date stamp to exist permanently for all contributions. base it on las vegas time for simplicity. sometimes seeing the timestamps in contributions (especially on comments) puts more of a real feel of how long…

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Member on a Power Trip - (maybe trying to compensate for something)

Here is a review that clubber (big surprise) rejected. Maybe it’s time to consider limiting the “right to reject” power of some users? Maybe only allowing any member to reject a limited number of reviews each day or month…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Visiting Desire in two weeks

Hi, I plan on visiting Desire soon. Any suggestions on which dancer to go for. I would love to get a few suggestions. OWG has a comprehensive list and i have to thank him but i get lost once i…

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Am I On TUSCL Probation?

In one of his rants Ricky Douchebag said: “No wonder founder had to take away your ability to influence club ratings - you just couldn't be trusted with it.” Does anyone know WTF he is talking about? If Founder took…

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Blonde is ordered to pay back $10k for her BOOB JOB after she claimed her bosses

This stripper claimed it was a gift instead of a loan. Out of the goodness of my heart I'm willing to help her pay for her boob job. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7286039/Gold-Coast-former-stripper-pay-10-500-claiming-gift-appear-Charlie-Sheen-ad.html

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Kissing, DFK

Do you kiss and do DFK with a dancer you don't know? Most dancers I know are opposed to any type of kissing on the lips. DFK is very rare from my personal experience. Do you ever worry about STDs from DFK? A…

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Turn Offs

I don’t consider myself terribly picky about women, but I do have standards. Some qualities (or lack thereof) can absolutely kill my budding interest in an otherwise attractive woman. STUPIDITY: I don’t care how sexy a girl is,…

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Sketchy is the word of the day

Was at a local black club in my area recently and I'm standing at the bar observing the talent. A dancer walks by me with a napkin in her hand bumps right into me and my beer. Conveniently I look…

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Food for thought.

The Herb Spa wasn't much for public outreach. It sat in an Inver Grove Heights strip mall with no sign and a locked door. Customers had to ring the bell to enter. But it was getting plenty of attention on sites…

Tijuana

Hotel Coahuila (for Adelita's Bar)

Has anyone stayed at Hotel Coahuila (Adelita's Bar) overnight on the weekend? What are the prices? I know they have a $20 overnight special for simple rooms on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. If you have an overnight room, you can bring off shift…

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OT: Wow - Scary

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/terrifying-moment-toddler-swept-away-airport-conveyor-belt-caught-camera-n1034276

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Stage Names for Customers

When i go to a club I don't use my real name. I tell them my name is Thor. I tell them my real name is Steve, which it isn't. Came in handy with a girl that I stopped getting dances…

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fucking

Fucking strictly dime pieces or becoming like a sex addict fucking any and all

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getting a full blown 10-15 minute lap dance in front of others rather than in la

is this rare?

Tijuana

Useful Spanish phrases?

Hello fellow deviants. Any Spanish phrases that you experienced guys would suggest having learned up before going? Obviously the more you know the better and we are using duolingo to learn the basics. We have actually both learned a lot…

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Taking the wife/GF to a club

My wife knows that when I get together with my hometown crew that there's even odds that we go to a titty bar. (She doesn't know how frequently I go when traveling for work or when I've had enough in…

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“The causes of poverty in every country today are rooted in a global system, whi

...From the old conquering empires, to colonialism, to globalization” “World Poverty is a human-made phenomenon. Just as humans have created great wealth, we have created great poverty.” “To change this situation we would have to change the system of values to prioritise…

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Cellphoneless Date

I went on a date and for the first time neither of us brought our cellphones. It was so enjoyable not to be distracted by calls, texts, social media updates, etc. I could tell she had a difficult time at…

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He thought I looked sweet

A TUSCLer admitted to me that that I looked very adorable and sweet when she saw me walk out on the floor. I'm not sure how to feel about that, but on the whole I'm probably glad. He ended up…

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"Reviews"?

Seems a rash, recently, of "reviews" that are just a few sentences. One was just TWO sentences. Unless one is saying a club has closed their doors, a review can't be a few sentences and fall within the TUSCL review…

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"Reviews"?

Seems a rash, recently, of "reviews" that are just a few sentences. One was just TWO sentences. Unless one is saying a club has closed their doors, a review can't be a few sentences and fall within the TUSCL review…

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What a feeling! I found a new CF!

I met this dancer who's such a great gal here in Pittsburgh. She's 18, a steel worker by day and a stripper by night at Mawby's.(talk about a hard worker) I met her when she was leaving work, two…

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Sugar Addiction Update

I did a Topic about 6 weeks ago about my new venture into the world of Sugar Babies: https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=67208 I have had a Ball so far. I have had dates with 8 different girls during the past…

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Strippers Are Doing It for Themselves

"They are also finding ways to care for each other, with meal-delivery services, yoga classes, book clubs, clothing lines with slogans of solidarity, financial planning lessons and comedy workshops." Book clubs? Really. I've known a lot of strippers and…

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Helping Poor People and Beggars

I have known many, many poor people. After 15 years living in developing and third world countries (Indonesia and Angola) and 20+ years traveling frequently to many other destinations that our deeply sensitive leader, President Turdbucket, calls “shit-hole countries,” (Pakistan,…

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