Who'd You Rather: Kitana Baker vs. Stacy Moran
Hey kids.
A while back, I uploaded a number of pictures to my profile of my favorite all-time women to see naked. I stopped at 64, just because that seemed like a nice round number. However, it's also the perfect number for a bracket.
So let's do one. I'm not going to promise a regular schedule because I don't spend every day on here. I'm not going to give super strict rules. It's more just about having fun and seeing hot naked babes.
OK, a few notes:
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I put everyone in one of four "regions:" Pornstars, B-Movie Actresses (think Skinemax), Celebrities and Models, with Models being kind of the catch-all for ladies that didn't fit nicely into one of the other three brackets for one reason or another, mostly there being too many pornstars.
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From there, I seeded them. I'm not revealing the seeds, as I don't want the seeds influencing your votes. It's easy to just pick the 1 over the 16 because they're the 1. I'm going to make you think harder than that. I'll list the ladies "doing battle" alphabetically by last name, regardless of seeding.
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I'll give you a link to a picture, a little background info, and a video clip.
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One thing I'll emphasize is you should vote for a woman based on her prime, not what she's become.
For example, many of us would choose to have relations with a baseball glove over Jenna Jameson in 2019, or maybe wouldn't know the difference. But in 1999, we would have lined up for her. This will become important when taking into account the likes of Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, the late Shyla Stylez and Lorissa McComas, and so on.
- One last thing: In the opening round, I'm going to give you a third option — neither. If you really think you wouldn't take one girl or the other, you can vote "neither," and if enough folks vote neither, both women will be eliminated and someone will get a free pass into the Sweet 16, or maybe even further. I really don't think this option will be utilized much, but I figure I'll toss it out there. Opening round only, though.
OK, on with the show:
B-Movie Bracket: Kitana BAKER vs. Stacy MORAN
Kitana BAKER
34D-26-37
PIC: /photo.php
CLIP: (lesbian softcore, she's the brunette) www.xvideos.com
Baker achieved fame in 2002 as one of two women in a Miller Lite Super Bowl ad that featured a cat fight with her and another woman, flailing through a fountain and into some mud after ripping off each others' clothes in anger. While the ad was great and all, you could see a lot more of Baker in a few B-movie appearances, as well as in Playboy, where she was the first winner of their "Girl Next Door" contest. She's gone largely unheard of over the last 10 years.
Stacy MORAN
32C-23-32
Pic: /photo.php
Clip (nude modeling): www.xvideos.com
Moran's tremendously pretty face, and willingness to be nude, made her a great fit as the October 1993 Penthouse Pet. She'd appear in that magazine 10 times overall, and she stood out in her few appearances in late-night TV series like "Erotic Confessions" and "Hot Springs Hotel." You can find some amateurish hardcore stuff she did out there, but it's not well done. Supposedly she acted in a film as recently as 2015, but we haven't seen much of her since the turn of the millennium.
Easy question: Who'd you rather? BAKER, MORAN or NEITHER
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last commentI like pie but hate dumb women.
Tough decision. But after I watched the video of Katana, I would have to go with her.
@shadow: I'll interpret that as a "neither."
Moran. The more natural looking tits and face make her the winner, even though her tits are slightly smaller. Baker’s face and tits look plastic.
Kitana. She performs in a SC on Playboy TV, Stripsearch, Episode 15 pbtv-ma.playboy.com
Stacy Moran for me. Natural boobs and eyes that I could happily lose myself in.
Kitana for sure. Not even close imo
Baker, then Moran then a 3-way as they are both what I like.
Baker.
But it's not like I'd turn down a threesome with both...
There's going to be a lot of requests for threesomes in this bracket. Heck, you might as well just ask for a 65-some right away.
That's going to be the challenge. There can be only one.
Of course shadowcar doesnt like neither one of them. There is not a Ron Jeremy choice. Shadowca hates woman boobs. He even said so he is not a boob guy. He likes man boobs with the hairy nipplz
Jim, if you post another one with Ron Jeremy and some other dude like BigDickSammy_ there will be a frenzy of all shadowcat and his buddies that go to the clubs for the dudes and comroderie with them. They will be chomping at the bits for sucking them dicks.
Moran. More natural.
Of the two, Stacy Moran.
Here's the clear winner of the porn star bracket. xhamster.com
Of the two ? Threesome.
Baker
@Justin: I'm not quite old enough to hit Canyon's demographic. She didn't make my 64.
I skew pretty heavy 90s and 2000s. An all-time bracket would probably have to include her.
For me, I was just thinking of 64 girls I usually think of off the top of my head, "Hey, I'd like to see them naked ... again."
Feel free to post your own pictures and do your own thing, though. If there's one thing common to everyone on this site, it's we like to see naked women.
I'm glad you added in the video. If it was just based off of the pictures I would have gone with Baker, but after watching the videos I have to go with Moran.
But as others have stated with these two a threesome would be in order.
Sophie's choice but i think I have two new favorite pornstars. We clearly have similar taste in women Jim.
@anonymousjim, I was attempting to contribute my ATF porn star, not hijack your thread. I appreciate your efforts and didn't mean to step on toes. I will now shuffle off to the dining hall to gum my breakfast with my fond memories of 1980's porn.
Stacy Moran for me!
I’m afraid I might chip a tooth on Kitana Baker’s bolt-ons.
Baker
I'd choose the blonde in the Baker video.
Since that's not a choice, of these two, it has to be Moran, because she's prettier. Her face more than makes up for the very slight body imperfections.
Alright, I'm closing this off. Two days is enough time.
BAKER: 7
MORAN: 7
NEITHER: 1
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Wow, the first one ends in a tie.
Guess what? I get the tiebreaker vote. And @george, you convinced me: When I stop to think, "If I were in a strip club and could go back with one or the other, who would I pick?" Moran is the answer. Baker might be the better dancer, but Moran is probably the one that would moreso catch my eye first as prettier.
I will tell you Baker was the much higher seed. I thought the Miller Lite ad (www.youtube.com) and her exotic looks, the result of a Irish, German, Hawaiian and Chinese mix, would put her over the top with most of you, while I thought Moran would be too obscure.
But I give you mongers credit. You actually looked at the pictures and clips and judged them fairly. Good work.
Our first upset. Stacy Moran will take on the winner between Shauna O'Brien and Lorissa McComas.
Neither
Both