You gotta go to the HOOD to get a decent mileage SC in NOLA

So, I haven't' been to the 504 in a long time. So, one would think a place where women pull out there tits for beads would have some bomb ass strip clubs. But that is not the case. Reading reviews here on TUSCL and how enforcement have gotten strict on clubs (especially on Bourbon Street which are tourists traps) made me do some research on which ones I'm going to visit. I'm spending a lot of money on this FINE New Orleans cuisine (Commander's Palace, NewYowsCreole, Deannies, Felix, GW Fins), I ain't got time to waste on no bullshit Bourbon Street clubs and getting took for hundreds of dollars. And besides I'll be back at HK TJ next month so there...

So I bypass all the bullshit clubs of Penthouse, Larry Flynt and the other high end tourist traps of Bourbon Street and made my way to Visions of East NOLA. Like I said, my hotel was right off Bourbon Street, so I couldn't even get my car out of the valet it was so packed. So I was forced to walk to Canal Street and get picked up by a Lyfe drive by the Waldorf hotel.

The Lyfe drive, this medium size very Cajun hood white woman (who lives in East NOLA) was my Lyfe driver and she was very informative. Even the strip clubs. When I got in, she was cracking me up. She was like, "Where the Hell you going on Dowman street?" With no reason to lie, I told her I'm going to Visions and probably She She's afterwards. She was like, "BABY (in her sweet Cajun accent), you be careful down there, I live in East New Orleans, and we got 3 murders a night down here in the EAST. It's badddd (again in her Cajun Accent). She showed me her 9mm and her pepper spray. I took heed of her warning but still proceeded on my NO SC adventure. And I West Atlanta (Bankhead, Adamvsille). I'll be ok. And I'll keep my head on the swivel.

So the Lyfe driver drop me off in front of Visions which was definitely in a very hood part of NO. Houses weren't much of nothing, train tracks and lots of warehouses. Oh, not to mention all the streetwalkers walking around. Definitely not in the tourist part of town. Just 15 minutes from the party of Bourbon Street. I walked in and this old white guy charge me $10 cover but failed to tell me about the free cover if you get drop off from a Lyfe or Uber (asshole).

As I walked in, I notice it was only about 15-20 girls working on a Saturday night. Mostly white girls, with about 5 black girls and 1 Hispanic girl. The white girls look like semi trailer trash but they were cute. Like that Brittney Spears, Kenner Louisiana type. I talked to this one cute hood white girl from a place called "boogalooso" or some shit like that. I'm pretty sure ya'll will correct me in the comments. Anyway, she told me the deal about the club. You pretty much just tip the girls whatever you want when they're on the bar tops and on the floor. Now if you want a private dance, It's 40 per song and they get topless and it's full friction. But unlike Atlanta, bottoms stayed on. but it's UHM. She also told me about this one room that ranges by girl from $200-400 and she swore everything can go on back there. So I don't know. I wasn't trying to spend that kind of money for some semi cute girls