"After being permitted to attempt to work by dancing on stage, Priola fell down twice,” the incident report notes. “Jones fired Priola for coming to work intoxicated. Priola grabbed a nearby billiard ball and threw it at Jones, striking her in the face on the bridge of her nose.”
Is this really so bad? I know I've hit plenty of strippers on the nose with my balls.
Yes, jack, but were your balls as hard as a billiard ball?
If the answer is yes, I want their names and clubs!!