I am thinking of going to the club wearing shorts

12 comments

• goldmongerATL

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  5 years ago

  Shave your balls. Strippers like that.
• BigDickSammy_

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  5 years ago

  No matter what anyone says I refuse to shave my chest hair.
• AtAboy

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  5 years ago

  Shaving is for pussies. Wax that shit like a man
• twentyfive

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  5 years ago

  ^ or even better use a lighter and burn that hair off. 😂
• crazyjoe

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  5 years ago

  Whatever floats your boat Sammy
• gawker

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  5 years ago

  Why would you?
• rickthelion

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  5 years ago

  Hair is a good thing. After all, lions are pretty hairy. Also, glue some spines onto your dick. Maybe some stupid female hairless ape will mistake you for a big cat with a birth defect. You’ll get hot and freaky sex by some dim girl that likes being catfucked and she’ll get the thrill of thinking she was catfucked. Win-win. ROAR!!!
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  ^^^ that is fucked up sir
• rogertex

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  5 years ago

  even if you shave your legs, don't think club will let you up on stage
• MackTruck

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  5 years ago

  ^^^^ ooooooh dam that is harsh
• jvTroop

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  5 years ago

  You are getting arrested for indecent exposure
• Janos

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  5 years ago

  I had nice asian girl tell me to wear shorts next time. So I did, well she now had easy access to do some stick shifting. Had several great dances from her, with alot of fun shifting. But she would also straddled my leg and just sit there chatting between songs.