Hair is a good thing. After all, lions are pretty hairy.
Also, glue some spines onto your dick. Maybe some stupid female hairless ape will mistake you for a big cat with a birth defect. You’ll get hot and freaky sex by some dim girl that likes being catfucked and she’ll get the thrill of thinking she was catfucked.
I had nice asian girl tell me to wear shorts next time. So I did, well she now had easy access to do some stick shifting. Had several great dances from her, with alot of fun shifting. But she would also straddled my leg and just sit there chatting between songs.
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last commentShave your balls. Strippers like that.
No matter what anyone says I refuse to shave my chest hair.
Shaving is for pussies. Wax that shit like a man
^ or even better use a lighter and burn that hair off. 😂
Whatever floats your boat Sammy
Why would you?
Hair is a good thing. After all, lions are pretty hairy.
Also, glue some spines onto your dick. Maybe some stupid female hairless ape will mistake you for a big cat with a birth defect. You’ll get hot and freaky sex by some dim girl that likes being catfucked and she’ll get the thrill of thinking she was catfucked.
Win-win. ROAR!!!
^^^ that is fucked up sir
even if you shave your legs, don't think club will let you up on stage
^^^^ ooooooh dam that is harsh
You are getting arrested for indecent exposure
I had nice asian girl tell me to wear shorts next time. So I did, well she now had easy access to do some stick shifting. Had several great dances from her, with alot of fun shifting. But she would also straddled my leg and just sit there chatting between songs.