Hardcore bottom feeding
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Sgrayeff
Freaks and me
July 15, 2019
8
Welcome to the freak show. And make no mistake: The freaks are us.
It’s not attractive. Believe me. It’s not attractive. Let’s start with the girls. Maybe 5% of the people there on a recent Saturday night were female. That count is probably generous given that some of the skirts likely spent most of their lives in pants.
This is no porn set. The girls aren’t slim. They’re not young. They’re girls from the grocery stores, the ones you paid no mind. Think sturdy. Stout. Heavy even. Faces to forget. Figures you can’t even imagine. Mushy. Doughy.
Yet they are the stars. At the first hint of tit (no matter how flat or flabby), at the first appearance of ass (so much ass), they are surrounded. Pants drop and dicks rise. Fingers flash to nipple. Tongues talk to clits.
The men will earn no medals either for they too walk the grocery aisle in anonymity. Fat and skinny. Tall and short. Slovenly. And occasionally cool. White. Black. Asian. The only thing they have in common is they’re horny.
While the girls mostly keep their places, the men seem to be in constant circulation as if constantly searching for a scent. When they light on something that seems promising, they crowd the girl. They press in. You can feel the heat rising.
There was one couple there for action and the show. She was a decent-looking MILF. He seemed like a ass. He was giving abrupt orders to her and the men. Suck him. Fuck her. While he took his turn, she grunted away.
That was the main movie room. In the lesser movie room, the big girls reigned. Two mostly watched from the benches while a third mounted the table. Mostly she let a couple of guys lick the slit at the bottom of a barrel body. A few guys fucked her. The one with the big dick for some reason pulled out before he came and finger fucked her instead. Go figure.
In the four semi-enclosed cubicles, a very old woman sucked some dick. Some other large girls took on seemingly any dick willing to strap on a cover.
As for me, I wasn’t interested but for one girl. Toward the end of the evening, she took up position in the main movie room and started sucking the dick of the guy next to me. After he came, she put her hand on my pants and asked if I wanted my dick sucked.
Physics can’t properly explain what happened next. Someone how I unbuckled my belt, unzipped my fly and pulled down my shorts in a single motion. Next thing I knew my dick was rising to impressive heights in her mouth.
Then panic set in. I’d never done this in public before. The crowd had formed. All eyes on me (well her). Could I come like this? I honestly didn’t know. I look to either side and the guys are stroking major erections. I look at the screen and a favorite Asian pornstar, Evelyn Lin, is taking the big dick. It was a sign from God. I tapped her chin. I shot a major load.
That’s it. Check for the bucket list. No need to return. One starring role in the freak show is plenty.
A few details for those still reading:
- This was one of their "party" nights. $25 was admission to everything - the several movie rooms and cublicles as wells as the peep show area.
- There was pizza, cupcakes and chips for the taking. I wouldn't if I were you.
- The staff is nice.
- This is not a strip club. Not in anyway.
- It wasn't dirty in the way some clubs were, particularly given the large number of people there.
Saturday Evening
6-10
Under $100
Place 5
Satisfaction 5
Value 7
Review Publishers
rogertex
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pedrome30. Great review! Even though I’ve never visited BNA, I felt like I was there with your description.
King_Gambrinus. interesting place
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Review Comments
BadBob
Florida
July 15, 2019
This is perhaps the best written review I've ever read. Sgrayeff has Jr high English composition teachers who should kvell with pride at his literary prowess.
emmanu
New Jersey
July 16, 2019
The best review on BNA I have ever read!
nj_pete
New Jersey
July 16, 2019
Excellent review.
Sgrayeff
July 16, 2019
Junior high? It's my 9th grade English teacher I want to impress. How she leaned over the desks in those short skirts! No girls like that at BNA
BadBob
Florida
July 18, 2019
I went to a 7-8-9 Jr High....lol
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
July 22, 2019
Holy shit
towntap
New Jersey
July 23, 2019
I have dropped by many times. In my option the BNA door to the theater ($10 on normal nights) is magical, it transforms a 5 to a 7! I have found real 8's there from time to time but the norm is 4-5's
Sgrayeff
July 24, 2019
I've had a different experience. The girls in my several visits rated below average - even well below average. And remember, girls are a small fraction of those attending. And some of those aren't girls of the biologic sort at all.
I did see an 8 once. She was so quickly surrounded by hyenas, however, she fled in terror. Couldn't blame her. Even her boyfriend was rightly scared.
https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=3578…
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I’ve never heard of this place. But now I’m kind of afraid to go there. And also curious
Thanks Papi
SJG
I was heading out at lunch time to pick something up at HomeDepot. I was driving down Ry 73 south as I passed the Berlin News and noticed a single women entering from the parking lot. I decided to check it out and went up to the next light to do a U turn. I got back and went into the store. I wont describe the store again - just keep in mind this is a Adult Bookstore not a Strip Club! When I got there no one was in the store section so I paid my $10 to enter the theater. I did a brief recon and saw the lady in one of the back rooms. It was at this point I got a closer look and realized the Women was a cross dresser.... Not my cup of tea. I decided to sit in the main theater area and watch a movie since I paid already and it was cooler inside then heading back out. There were about 8 guys milling around in addition to the CD. After about 15 minutes I was about to leave when when a couple plus a second female came into the theater. The couple was about mid 30's and in avg shape their friend was younger and hot by theater standards . B's up top and small thin frame. They announced that she was here to hone her BJ skills. Now the guys all formed a circle around the round table and ms B's dropped her shorts and top. She let us fondle but no penetration below. I was standing across the table and to the right, the other girl had her kneel on all 4's and proceeded to squeeze between her leggsand eat her out. While this was going on she grabbed me and proceeded to bbjtcns. I stayed around watching for another 10 mins and them I headed out and back to work --- Never made it to HD lol.
https://www.tuscl.net/review.php?id=3352…
I know that when there used to be Adult Theaters around, they could be like this. Don't seem to have those anymore.
Thanks,
SJG