First time here.

I live in the area and always wanted to check this place out and finally did. Uncle Joes is out in the middle of no where and is an old run down building that has bikini dancers. The first thing I learned that this is a private club that you have to be a member or know a member to get it. Im not either. When I arrived I rang the buzzer and was greeted by the bartender who asked if I was a member or knew anybody here. I Said no this is my first time here but I got money to spend. He asked if I was a cop and was real hesitant to let me in but I convinced him im just ur average joe looking to drink and get a few dances. He did let me in. Sat at the bar and ordered a 3 dollar bud light. I was one of 4 customers. The bar looks very old and run down but I don't care about that kind of stuff. There were two dancers there jackylynn and Tara. Both were white and mid 30's but Tara I believe is 41. Both looked good with tight bodies. It was about 2pm when I stopped in. They open at noon and close at 8pm I believe. Each dancer made there way over to me and sat next to me to chit chat. Both had good friendly personalities and didn't pressure me to buy them drinks or get dances. I did buy them drinks anyways and eventually got dances from both. Dances are 10 bucks and are done in a private area away from the bar. Each dancer got topless and gave a good grind. I didn't ask about extras and they didn't mention anything about extras. This was my first time here so I think they may have been a little conservative. Prolly the more they know u the better the dances. But the dances weren't bad just not much stick shifting. I got 4 dances from each and gave them each a 50 when done. Songs are played off of an internet jukebox and there is an ATM on site. Overall this is a fun little laid back place which prolly gets funner the more you visit as the girls feel more comfortable around you. I will visit again for sure. My only complaint is it would be nice to have more dancers. I guess 2 dancers a day is the norm here.