Taking the wife/GF to a club
kenrodchitown
ORD MDW STL MKE CWA
Thursday, July 25, 2019 2:16 PM
My wife knows that when I get together with my hometown crew that there's even odds that we go to a titty bar. (She doesn't know how frequently I go when traveling for work or when I've had enough in the office.) We've got an upcoming vacation in New Orleans in a couple weeks, and she proposed an activity I didn't really have any interest in. I semi-jokingly (ok, totally earnestly) said I'd agree if we did a strip club together. To my surprise she agreed and now I need to make sure I don't fuck this up.
Ground rules I've set for myself: there's no way I can go for any private dances... it just can't work out in my favor. I've also been informed that she will promptly leave if I buy her any. So it seems like our time will be spent tossing bills stage-side. I reckon I should just choose one of the "classier" joints (Penthouse Club?) and drop a couple bills.
Please share any stories of you and your SO for inspiration, or otherwise chime in with suggestions.
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