You playas need to be careful with this new hustle

LOL! SNL still can be funny occasionally.

I prefer to just pat them on the knees or perhaps the ass. Why? Because I love pain. The sweet soft feeling of a woman’s palm coming in swift contact across the bridge of my nose.

We should take one of those into the club. Get rid of the ugly girls that you don't want to sit down with you.

Or, you could say, "My first and second wives are in here. Are you seeing anybody?"