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Did you ever see a dancer that resembles a Hippo?

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MackTruckGod Bless Dancers

Hippos are my favorite!

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Once, in central Illinois around Peoria, maybe 20 years ago. My buddy had finally gotten this hot cosplay dancer in a teacher outfit to give him a table dance stage side. The teacher was bending over backwards with her hands onnthe stage when the hippo planted all 300+ pounds of herself on a 4-inch stiletto smack on the teacher's hand. Teacher screamed an yanked her hand so hard that the hippo fell. I thought she cracked the stage when the building shook like a 5.0 on the Richter scale. The teacher received a broken hand from the fattie and a dislocated wrist from yanking her hand out from underneath said fattie. My buddy was pissed that he lost his teacher cosplay dance.

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^^^ I will be here for the hoppo lapperz

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MackTruck

With the rhinos you get the horn

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dr_lee

I saw one recently that had the face of a horse.

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MackTruck

Hippo Dance! Hippo Dance! Hippo Dance!

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jvTroop

Yo mamA LOOKS LIKE A HIPPO

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Yes!

But I never saw her dance.

She stayed in the “pond” out by the parking lot. Most of the time she remained submerged but every now and then she’d surface, blow snot out of her nose, wiggle her ears and then re-submerge.

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