Stage Names for Customers
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The Square Above Charlie Weaver
Came in handy with a girl that I stopped getting dances from because she was a ROB in VIP. This was at a quieter club. If she saw me walk in, she would yell HELLO STEVE! LOOK EVERYBODY STEVE'S HERE trying to embarrass me. She did that for a couple of years until she stopped working there.
One time I was with an out of town co-worker using my "I hardly ever go to these places" persona. He laughed and said I must look like Steve.
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... can't be Herman
Believe it or not, I started using my own stripper name (Jean Luc, if you must know) many years ago, when I was married, basically under the fantasy that the type of scenario you just described might happen. In my case, at one point talking to my then-CF, I realized many of the strippers at my fave club, partied at the same clubs my then-wife and I partied at. Swapping "what did you do this weekend?" stories, we realized my wife and I had left a club, maybe 45 minutes before a few strippers I knew got there. I figured, well, maybe if a drunk stripper starts yelling to me but with the wrong name, I could play it off with the wife (or whatever friends I'm with) and exit. Years later, I ultimately dismissed this all as paranoia, and the whole thing as unrealistic ... and meanwhile, it worked out perfectly for you!
I still use a stripper name, even with nothing to hide. I just like the karmic balance that neither of us knows the other's real name
I personally also think using a fake name helps me relax a little in the club and be a more social/fun version of myself.
The other day I took one of my cars into the dealer and this super hot girl working there came out to write down some info on the car and I just snapped into strip club mode and used my fake name. That has happened a few times.
I stopped using my real name many years ago. The girls use a pseudonym so why can't I.
Most don't care and forget you as soon as you stop paying for attention.
I had a favorite dancer for a while but never long term and the main reason I go to clubs it to look at a party with different girls.
Sadly, I’ve lost the ability since then.
After a wild orgy at Valhalla, the god Thor woke up next to a cute valkyrie he didn't recall meeting. He introduced himself, saying, "I'm Thor."
The valkyrie replied, "You're Thor; I'm tho thor I can hardly pith."
If you're name is much more unique, then perhaps become "Mike" for the night.
It’s all the same. What’s in a name anyway?
With respect to dancer names, I don’t remember them at all. I basically don’t care, as I assume it’s a stage name.
I’ve wanted to use Carlos Danger as my name - but I doubt any dancers would get the joke.
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