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Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Has potential if girls want to work

I was in town for a meeting so decided to check out a few clubs in the area. Sires was my first stop of 3. Arrived at about 11:20AM (club opens at 11). Large club…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Best of the 3 columbus clubs i visited

Based on prior reviews Vanity was not even on my radar of clubs to try. I only happen to stop by because CG was such a disappointment. I only stayed about 30 minutes but it…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Must have been too early

After a disappointing trip to Sirens I tried my luck with Columbus Gold. It also is a nice big club located near a shopping outlet. I parked right in front of the doors and walked…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Road Trip to the Kitchen

It was Saturday night, I had the itch and wanted to go somewhere different. I decided to take a ride down the Garden State Parkway and give Bottoms Up a shot. Walked in and at…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi Liter has really fallen off

Went last Sunday around 10pm, paid $7 cover and walked in to an almost empty club. 6 or 7 customers and 7-10 dancers most of which just sat at the bar without working the…

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Strippers and Mental Health

In AnonymousJim's most recent "Who'd you rather" thread, he noted that porn star Shyla Stylez had passed away at 35 years old of not natural causes (probably suicide). I was curious, did a Google search, and found this article: https://www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/59q955/mental-illness-is-killing-porn-stars-and-the-industry-is-taking-action Some snippets: "Between…

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Should we admit dogs? A rick conundrum

Or, as we call it, a ricknundrum. The basis for this ricknundrum is the simple fact that we ricks are apex predators. Whereas most dogs are simpering idiots that sit around and lick their own balls and asshole. Would any self-respecting…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Hit and miss

The baseball analogies persist for my favorite sport when I am back up North. (Trouble is that Michigan can be as hot and humid for extended stretches as Florida in the summer - another story.) Back…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Where’s Rob? (Keep Reading!)

Stopped by the Red Room during a recent stroll down The Block. It was day time. Expected to see Rob or Scotty. Instead, there was a bartender that I didn’t recognize. About 6 or 7…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Less silicone than most Vegas clubs, with nicer VIP sections.

Stopped in for my very first visit to the legendary Palominos on Saturday just before midnight. Used Uber from my strip hotel, was an 11 minute drive and a $13 fare. I had…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Pretty ok but probably won't return

Nice looking club that achieves the bare minimum. Two pretty petites who were very busy, and most of the rest of the dancers were PAWGs (5s or 6s). Ricks is right downtown, a clean club…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

Topless Waitress Tuesday

Tuesday night is my favorite night at the Northern - topless waitress night. 2 relative lovelies working tonight. The only club that I have been to that ever has topless waitresses. Others??? $5 dollar…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

A man has a weakness for tits

Almost empty when I visited. A couple of fairly hot girls though. I drove past Club Erotica Sunday night but there were only three cars in the parking lot so didn't go in. Tried…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Not very female friendly

Going to give a review from the point of view of a female customer. I visited a few months ago so things might have changed a bit from when I was there. When I first walked…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Spanking the firm round backside

First time I have been in Diva's in the evening in the last 10 years. Day shift is usually no cover, and no ID check. Not so on nights. Was met at…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Uninspiring, but possibly worth another visit

I stopped by the Hip Hugger on a Wednesday as a pit stop on a fairly long drive. I arrived around 5pm. The club was in a light industrial / retail neighborhood and tucked off…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Recent visit on a Tuesday for afternoon/night crossover

Club basics: Two bars, plus the outdoor patio, with a single stage which typically has girls on for three songs. Club is DARK when you walk in from a sunny day, so don’t trip…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Fun time on Saturday night

Went to Pandora’s to have some fun on a Saturday night to relax from the prior week. When I walked in it was pretty lively and had a good atmosphere( better than the day shift)…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Average

Decided to make the trek from Irvine out to COI since everyone speaks so highly of it. Got to Synn where parking is in a lot in a strip mall where I’m guessing if it…

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What happened to the Dashhound system?

Tittle says it all

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Another great night at PP

Was driving through so decided to stop in around 10 PM. There were about 40 girls working. Did not buy any drinks tonight. Girls were friendly and two stopped and sat on my lap letting…

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Who'd You Rather: Kira Kener vs. Shyla Stylez

This is the first of a few "awkward" matchups. You'll see what I mean. Nonetheless, we'll see what happens. A refresher on the principles: 1. I started posting pictures of hot naked women to my profile one night with no intention…

Club 7557

North Hills, California

Van nuys club 7557

My first visit to this club....... Just happened to be in the area , so i thought i would check it out..... The place opens at 12 noon , so there was only 1 girl there.......(LiLi) Also was…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Things are improving!

This is a combined report of 2 trips spaced about 3 months apart. On my latest trip, I noticed two things that have improved. First, at the entrance of the dance area, there’s a big sign…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Red parrot up.

Went in on a Thursday at about 7:30-8:00 and there was definitely some talent. Tonight there was a light skin black girl that I can’t remember her name but the ass cheeks on her were…

Barrel

Rochester, New York

Great local spot

I just want to start by saying I’m not a regular at the barrel but it is the goto strip club for me in Rochester. So I had Friday off from work and decided I…

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6 drinks and I am out of the game.

I just had 6 drinks and I am out of the game. Oh I am so out of practice. lol

FKK Oase

Friedrichsdorf, Germany

Back in Frankfurt

So, I got to go back to Germany after two years. Last time I got to enjoy at FKK sharks. This time I made it my purpose to go to FKK oases.After Friday…

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rickthecoconutcrab's tagline

I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.

Classy Chassy

Indianapolis, Indiana

Dead yet again.

My last review mentioned how dead it was on a Saturday, and how I had hopped it was a one off experience. Since then, I showed up twice, once on a Sunday, and once a…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Nice club but felt average

I arrived past 10 last Friday night in July. They had option valet but I was able to just park. The cover was 20 to get in which is higher than I remembered…

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I'm looking for a cute dancers leg to hump. And one that gives lots of treats!

Thank you Wuf! Wuf!

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Nice first time experience in this club

I went this place first time. The impression is not bad. It’s Thursday midnight and you can still find several talents. I like spinners and found very tall young girl. You need to buy a…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

A pricy, mechanical sure thing

I have visited MBO a couple of times per year over the past 10 years during business trips in San Francisco. Nothing with the layout has changed in those ten years. I bet Papi_Chulo's jizz…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Dead day at the Doll House

OMG... TALK ABOUT DEAD! I went to club during rush hour and traffic was so bad nothing was moving. I walked in and $5 cover charge because it was before 7pm. The bartender said it…

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Louisiana woman says meth found hidden inside body part is not hers:

I’m betting she’s a stripper. https://www.foxnews.com/us/louisiana-woman-meth-vagina-not-hers

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Great times

I have been here numerous times. Mostly late afternoon and early evening. The mid day shift can be hot or miss but the late afternoon early evening is great. YMMV but I always seem to…

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Naming names

I was just reading a review of a club in New York and the reviewer said he was going to see a dancer who he named. He ran through the dance options, one of which was 30 minutes in a…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

General info for a consistently good time

The Rama is a fun place with a wide variety of talent. Cover is $12 and a drink $7 is required after seated. Girls do a 15 minute set and most are nude by…

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, Texas

Give it a shot!

This is a nice, friendly place. I went during a weekday afternoon. Overall the place was very relaxed and chill. I enjoyed it a lot. I am trying to think of any tips I would…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Adelitas was milftastic

I’ve been to TJ on 5 trips now and it continues to be great fun although a little different every time. This trip was arriving for a Saturday night, working in San Diego, and then…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Honestly just don't go Here.

Parking - is free in the daytime and possibly at night as well considering how easy it would be to park nearby and wall over. Entry - From person who has only moved to Atlanta…

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Camel toe or cleavage what’s your favorite?

I have liked both since I was a little boy some 60+ years. I always wondered how others felt.

City Lights

Yonkers, New York

not my thing but maybe yours

For the longest time this place was strip club hell. Beat up, ugly, crack hos from Getty Sq. or Nodine Hill with rotting teeth and stretch marks. it was bad, real bad. Youd give em…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

last of a dying breed

It had been a good couple of years since i made my way over to the rte. 11 strip club strip (yea a pun) and based on what id been hearing i was prepared to…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

A Very Satisfying Visit

On a Thursday afternoon, around 4:30, I decided to stop at Stiletto on Route 59 in Nanuet. I was hoping to see the beautiful and buxom Alyssa. The parking lot was nearly empty. Not unusual considering…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Great variety of woman

I’ve been to a few NYC clubs and I like this one the best by far. The talent level is very high and there is a huge variety. I was there on…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Great time, hope they keep their talent

It has been a while since I had so much fun at this club. It is a crap shoot, I let it rest for 2 months and decided to see what was up. There were…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

$5 High Quality, Last of a Dying Breed

Not your regular club. Looks like a philly bar on the outside but a black SC on the inside in west. Closes early 10-11pm. Area is ok not the best. Easy parking & bus stop…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

Happy they are getting better - used to love Joy

This place has improved a great deal recently. They have really smartened up on not giving people reasons to stay away, and by doing things that I think will attract better dancers which is ultimately…

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Open question to ricktheanimals

I own a dog. He is not a Rick, but I am considering changing his name so that he can become one. Is one born a Rick or must one be molded into a Rick? Do I have to get…

New Century Theater

San Francisco, California

Century club needs help

From the outside the place looks great. So I approached the bouncer and asked for details. He told me it was $20 to get in and they only had a few girls working right now…

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Do any of you like the plastic surgery (face) look?

Ok so I can’t tell you how many Instagram models I’ve found that have a nice body, but their face is just such a turn off because it’s obviously been altered. They have the same plastic surgery nose and giant…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Solid afternoon talent at the Landing Strip

My travel schedule allows me to visit Landing Strip about once per month, usually for an afternoon visit. I know that talent varies from day to day and week to week at most clubs,…

The Fox

Victoria, British Columbia

permanent closure

Not a review but unfortunate news that the club has suddenly and unexpectedly closed as this was on their face book page "For reasons beyond our control, we are sorry to announce the permanent closure…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Damit - blew the Monday Night special

Damit, I should have known better Stopped in Monday evening. I was walking up from the Ferry Building about .5 mile away, barely beat the 8 o'oclock no cover. License Scan and photo,…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Fun night

Pretty fun place. Plenty of parking, quick patdown out front, and pretty big inside. It was still pretty slow from like 11-midnight, but it was busy by 2. Lots of friendly girls, and one sandy…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Boring Sunday

Spent 8 hours driving down from Vermont. Wanted to drink a few beers and relax before heading home. Decided against playhouse lounge due to the lawsuit. Parking lot had about 6 cars.…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

What Happened?????

I've written reviews for this club before, and usually I gave it a pretty good rating. It's fallen off as far as I'm concerned. First I went there one night and the bouncer after going…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

4/5 for Portland... So, not bad

Union Jacks 4/5 for Portland. Cozy private dance room, no extras, same value and price as every other place in Portland. good mix if you dig white girls. The place is small and sort…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Rhino on a Wednesday

Visited late night on a Wednesday in May 2019. I ordered the free limo pickup from Cosmopolitan around 11:00 pm. No issues with being picked up as a solo. I tipped the…

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Confessed to Wife my SC habit

So i think I have started a new stage in my marriage where me and my wife have been VERY open about our sexual fantasies. Some i have had a hard time dealing with, but overall our sex life has…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Day time fun

I’m not a regular but I have been at the pony a few times for the day time shift and it is a hit or miss. If you go early, when they open, you’ll see…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Their online bottle service deal is definitely a deal.

I went here for my buddy's bachelor party. My group was told that we could call and get a free ride and table. Unfortunately, that was only half true due to how busy it was…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Great Monday

So I have been here before, but I hadn't gone on a weekday afternoon in quite awhile, and for some reason feels a bit smaller this way to me personally but it still is a…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Plastic Doll House Galore

Visited Tootsies once again from a loooong hiatus. And the club is still full of Cubanitas because their used to be a mix of latin ladies. Only saw 1 slim AA girl who…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Pretty good on a Friday night

Went here on a Friday night. Reading the reviews on here I was expecting a small cramped club. It was pretty good sized inside and plenty of seating without being empty. Decent amount of girls,…

Mitzi's Lounge

Hagerstown, Maryland

Lackluster with a side of mediocre

After hearing about the place for years, I finally made it to Mitzi’s. Friday night, about 8pm. No cars in the lot (yet people inside). $10 cover and BYOB. Was told I could buy a…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Naked ladies come in all kinds of flavors, including salty...

Came by with a few of my boys after a Sox game. Quick drive from the city, parking for days. Ten bucks to get in, that's a lot cheaper than Boston. The club was busy,…

King Street Cabaret

Charleston, South Carolina

Interesting, fun night! still overshadowed by the crazy NBA Game

I rolled up on a Saturday night to check it out and take in the NBA Finals game. This was game 1 from Cleveland vs Golden State last year. I remember it forever,…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Pretty Girls Girls Girls

I was visiting Dallas on a business trip. I had heard about Dallas strip club scene and decided to go to Baby Dolls since this is the most popular. I went there in the late…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Back to Showcase

I was in the area, so I headed back to Showcase to see how it's been going. After a few visits, I think it's consistently good, if you know what to expect. Other people have commented…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Roses are Rouge, Violets are Blue...

In recent years, my wife has decided that she likes strip clubs. Let me say this, up front: it's awesome. She's been to a few in Vegas, a couple in San Diego, and now, one…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Good lineup (no chubbies) at Subi's -- 2nd of the month

After several week break decided to give Subi’s another chance. Glad I did. Picked Friday afternoon around 2 pm on the 2nd of the month. Good, strong lineup – perhaps due to close proximity…

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OT: Welcome to Miami (home of the worst drivers in the US)

Was outta town this weekend - I live in Miami but flew out of Ft Lauderdale about 30-minutes north - was driving south on 95 which is probably the most-dangerous road in SoFlo. A few years ago they added a pay-lane…

FKK Forum

Frankfurt FKK part 2

Good news, boys. Ever since I made it to Frankfurt last October, I promised myself I would return one day and experience the outdoor garden pool on a hot German day at FKK Oase. That day could be here. I’m flying…

Danzer's Show Club

Lafayette, Indiana

A newbie for take out

I was in town for a seminar and got the itch. Found this club listed on tuscl. It is the only club anywhere within like 50 miles, so what the hell. It is in an…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Found a new favorite

OK, base info for a newbie: Saturday from about 1:30 to 3:30: Cover - $5+$1 tip Mandatory Valet - $10 Beer - $6 Toll to the troll - he has mellowed a little bit. The fact that people talk…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

When in Portland...

I’ve spent a lot of time in Portland strip clubs, but this was the first time I’d been in town with my wife. She likes clubs, too, but she’s never been to a PDX one.…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

The only game for miles around and the owners and dancers know it.

This is based on multiple visits over the last few years. But nothing changes so its all good. Place is in a safe looking area, $5-$10 entrance fee. The club does a really stupid thing. They…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Monday Night Madness

The good news is that they finally fired the manager who brought this place down the past two years. I've noticed some of the old school girls coming back like soft butt Jade and…

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Back in PDX and read to have fun

SinRock City or ClubRouge? Go!

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Quick stop off i80

Headed back to nyc from out west and needed a place to kill some time to dodge traffic, heard about this place so I decided to make a stop. Decent parking Spots but in full…

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HPV vaccine

I’m under 45 and it’s my understanding that health insurance covers Gardasil 9 at no cost to me. To me it’s a no brainer. More peace of mind when chowing down on stripper pussy. My next biggest concern is herpes but…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Tried it out

Went on a Friday night. Hadn’t been to this club before. Had to become a member and had a $15 cover to get in. Bar is on the left when you go in with a…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Not so wild Sunday....

If you visit this do not go on a Sunday afternoon or even a weekday afternoon. On the particular Sunday that I went, there were 3 girls working. I did go fairly early, around 1:00pm,…

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Damn Good Return Trip

So, in my last review I vowed to return to this joint and I did. Since I was there last, they have basically changed the main floor up a bit. The old VIP is now…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

A lapdance or a bottled water...

---------------------- SUNDAY, AUGUST 4, 2019 ---------------------- I arrived around 10:30PM. The doorman scanned my ID and patted me down and then gave me a slip to take to the cashier. I gave the slip to the…

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Should I go see her

Ok well I’ll probably be a PL and I’m fine with that but let me explain the situation. I had met this Latina girl going on 4 years ago while she was a bartender and had her on Snapchat never really…

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What is it with men trying to shit where they eat?

I’m looking at you fat strip club managers. Always trying to hookup with strippers (probably for free) that are way out of your league. When you get rejected you make their life hell and they are forced to leave and…

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Regarding plagarism, can we also write our reviews on other sites?

Like Yelp or whatever? Competition is good.

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Lick, Lick, Lick I love licking all my favorite dancer lollipops

Nipples, Neck, Cheek, Back I fucking love it. I such a turn on (also the leading cause of me getting cut off, but they can go to hell) I feel like my tongue is such a sensitive turn on spot…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Expensive, but good contact

First visit to the Crazy Horse in a looooonnnggg time. Maybe 10 -15 years First, as mentioned earlier there is a new walled off area on the left as you walk in, just past the…

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Rate this E-Thot - Belle Delphine

So this girl is probably the highest earning cosplay girl / gaming streamer. She has cultivated a whole persona that lonely neckbeard virgins will pay out the ass for. She did a promotion where she sold $30 jars of her…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

slow day, little stage dancing, left after about an hour.

I went to the all time best high millage club last week during the day. its been a while since ive been to tropical lei in a while and i knew going during the day…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Dancers

Once again while in Indianapolis, I stopped in at Dancers. This place continues to be a semi-regular place for me to visit due to the close proximity of the airport.…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A good busy Sunday

Best visit to this place in a long time. Very busy, as Sundays are known to be here. There were 12-15 women working in OSC alone, with 20+ customers. When you get to…

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Jacksonville club raided/shut down.

ACKSONVILLE, Fla. - A Southside strip club was temporarily shut down after a Jacksonville Sheriff's Office undercover vice raid and fire inspection this weekend. It's the latest in a string of recent Jacksonville strip club raids. JSO vice officers went undercover…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Young tall blonde

Had a day off this week and needed to kill some time and cure my case of blue balls. Parked up front and paid $20 cover which included watered down soda. Sat in the back…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Back to the Rhino

This was my first time back to the rhino. I remember Suki being my first VIP bang in COI I came here after a disappointing time at Synn (way too crowded) and Paradise (I wasn’t feeling…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I screwed up with dancer who wanted to be paid first

I screwed this trip up. I ended up going on a Monday evening which happens to be there $10 dance night. I always try to avoid $10 dance night because it's just too busy and…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Gave the Strip another try

Thought I'd try the Strip again after the strange experience I had there the last time. $7 mandatory valet and a $10 cover. I was very pleasantly surprised at the talent on and off stage.…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

A Wednesday pick me up

Went in on a weekend mid afternoon, not many dancers , maybe 4. The usual $20 to get in, included soda. I will say one of the best features of this club, right next to…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

New Club for me gets a passing score

Apparently Kahoots is closed and many of the girls that worked there are now here. It’s kind of a standard ice breaker I use asking how long at this club and where from before that.…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Meh...

Arrived Friday, mid afternoon. Attacked by the cocktail waitresses as soon as I entered, wanting to show me to a table. I declined and did my own scouting for a good spot.…

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We're normal people too

After listening to a conversation with some of my co-workers it appears to me that people who "club" have negative connotation attached. Like we're deranged perverts, which is bullshit for most of us (looking at you SJG). What are some common…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

Went back after a long time

Had not been here in a long while. The physical aspect did not change even though I think they changed ownership. It is a typical small town place that is actually quite comfortable. As you…

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Do you have to be logged on to see discussions now?

I've been lurking anonymously for a while since the new wife busted me on this site months ago. She's a former stripper who felt I had an unfair advantage with her since she found out about this site and now…

Scores Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Valet problems (August, 2019)

I went on a Sunday night and all the parking spaces had cones in front of them; very few spaces actually had cars in them. There were some cars near the back of the lot in the dirt and…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

The Death Spiral Of A Once Great Club.

Yes, this place is death warmed over. The few dancers are indifferent at best; they don't do anything on stage in those few times a dancer even on stage at all. They don't dress well,…

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Sex Work in Boston

What do folks do for sex work in Boston? SCs and AMPS look like shit from TUSCL and Rubmaps

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Meh, ok. Need more girls

Got there around 10:00pm. Paid the $10 cover, and then $8 goes to the bar for a mandatory drink. I just got a water. When I got there one brunette was one brunette dancing. No…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Same ole

So I know I’m a regular, and I always give good reviews. But just posting to show consistency. Still a good place to go with friendly ladies in a relaxed atmosphere. Still $10 to enter…

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Would this be possible / supported?

Crossed my mind before: I know this is a TERRIBLE idea in a lot of ways, but what if this website also had some sort of Zelle or PayPal feature where posters like you and me could send small amounts…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Left after ten minutes thankfully

I stopped by Mr Happy's after making an investigatory run to a bar right around the corner that was simply awful. There were no models hanging out at the bar that is named "Models…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

The Red Room (Kinda)

Major Update! Please read! Was walking past Indulge on Sunday afternoon and noticed that Rob from the Red Room was standing out front. He invited me to stop in and said that he and Scotty were…

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Murder at Atlanta strip club.

ATLANTA | Atlanta police say a woman fatally shot her partner outside a strip club. News outlets report 35-year-old Candace Morgan was charged with murder early Sunday and accused of killing 43-year-old Therese Bradley Horton. Atlanta police spokesman Sgt. John Chafee says…

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Plagiarized reviews

Yesterday I noticed a comment by Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx on a review for Peaches of Atlanta. He stated that it was plagiarized from yelp and posted the source. He knew it was plagiarized because he wrote the original. So I decided to check…

Bonkers Saloon

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

Not great, but better than expected.

It is an old building. Looks like a dance hall from the 20's or 30's. When I entered the door to the vip area was open. There were several rooms with…

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I’ve Seen This Mole Before!

I can’t remember who it was, but someone said the best test of a man’s character is to shower him with good fortune. I was tested in this way. I flunked the test with flying colors. I think…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Late Sunday night - Adriennea very sharp and ideal body for Old Dave

Been awhile last time here long ago with our gang of 3 and had enough women for awhile after the FKKs etc in Frankfurt Germany in June. Needed a break so thought would drive down…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Thursday after midnight experience

First time going to COI after having heard much about the Thursday night specials at this club. Went in around 12:30 am. The bouncer was friendly and after having paid 20$ he let us through.…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Beautiful women, but rules ruin the entire experience.

Welcome to Knoxville, where the strip clubs have beautiful women but the entertainment is still plain and boring. Of the many places I've been to, mouse's ear definitely had the more consistent selection of beautiful…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Good, Not Great

Hadn't been to SRI in a while. I'd heard that things had been in a bit of a decline there and I heard correctly. The premises are still faux glam and still clean, but the…

Sugar Daddy's

Long Island City, New York

For A Large Club, A Relaxed Atmosphere

I usually don't do the more aggressively club style places, but I make an exception for Sugar Daddy's. I tend to prefer the more laid back places in town like Peyton's or Pumps, where…

Mettler's Bar & Restaurant

Mankato, Minnesota

Casual place for a beer and a view

Was in town in business and decided to walk over to the club from my nearby hotel. This place is the epitome of a local bar/strip club. It took me forever to find the door…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

One of the best clubs in the city

This club is a fun place to hang out at. The club has two parts, one part is the main bar area and the other is the dancers are dancing. They are separated by a…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Another Great Time at Palomino

Probably my... who knows, 30th visit to Palomino over the last 3ish years? I've been there a lot, but mostly in 2016, and a little less each year since then. I went in on a Friday…

Beehive Showbar

Salem Township, Pennsylvania

If you work here retire.

This is the place in the pittsburgh area where girls who can't get a job anywhere else go. All the girls were 30+ one Im sure was 50+ the fact that the charge…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Bonus to a Gen Con Visit

Brads is a medium sized club at best but what it lacks in overall size it more than makes up for in talent. I went there with a friend that I have frequented all kinds…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

A nice way to spend a hot Friday evening...

Found myself in Phoenix on a Friday night with nothing or no one to do, so I decided to go to Sugar 44 for the first time. It was an easy decision as Bourbon…

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Should I post a review of a club where I didn't go inside due to the valet?

I assume it would be the equivalent of someone who didn't go inside a club because the club wanted to scan their ID.

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Choosing a dancer vs Letting a dancer choose me

Since I started out Strip clubbing, I have noticed that I do enjoy my time & company if a dancer chooses me rather than choose a dancer myself... I'm not a frequent clubber since I tend to go once very Month…

Tijuana

She Prefers "Verga Chiquito"

On a recent TJ visit, a súper cute spinner type BG caught my attention. I approached her and asked her to go arriba and she responded with her price and expressed she prefers "verga chiquito" and asked how big was little…

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Who'd You Rather: Cori Nadine vs. Ashley Sinclair

We open the Model Bracket with a matchup that, I have a feeling, might tilt decidedly one way. I'll explain below. --- Model Bracket: Cori NADINE vs. Ashley SINCLAIR --- Cori NADINE 36D-25-36 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1904 CLIP: (nude photoshoot) https://www.xnxx.com/video-clxu78/cori_nadine_red_dress_strip_show --- Cori Nadine is a difficult phenomenon to explain…

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Unusual event at Follies today.

I met up with Eastcoaster, doctorevil & Papi_Chulo. Meeting other TUSCLers is not unusual. The unusual part was that all 4 of us did VIPs today. It was a fun day!

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Meet Victoria Secret’s First Transgender Model Valentina Sampaio

Check this thing out: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/meet-victoria-secret-first-transgender-204600984.html If she was working at the club and you had absolutely no idea she had a couple extra parts hiding in her panties, would you agree to do a lap dance if propositioned?

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Sinclair Protein Shake

I was at a strip club last night and had an odd experience. There was a certified 9 that I tipped on stage. Actually, everyone in the club was tipping her. It was like a bidding war because she was…

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Counting your cash at the strip club...

A few weeks ago ldk82 made a discussion about flashing $100 to a dancer to get a dance or more from her. Now i've never actually done that, the whole show a girl some money and and then say something…

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Clubs with weird rules about wearing gown/dress/skirt/other coverup?

So my experience with this shit is that I have a harder time selling w/o really talking to the guy, and I am the sort that I would rather go for easier sales. A lot of guys don't like too…

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I know how to make out cities safer. LETS RAID THE STRIP CLUBS

Come on everybody. Charlie is not gonna get a handjob from Sapphire while I’m around. NOT IN MY COUNTRY. THINK AGAIN. The devil is in these clubs. It’s not the gangs. I want to see full city police efforts cracking…

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Strip Club Diary 2

Note: Names changed and photos digitally altered to protect the not so innocent. After I pay for my drink at the bar I start scanning the room and spot a cute looking girl sitting by herself at a table. I decide…

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How many different SCs have you visited--in your life?

If you had to put a number to it Anytime I think of a number, I suddenly remember, oh wait there was that layover in Atlanta, where I visited a SC out there... And don't forget all the SCs you visited…

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Billionaire ex-Google CEO Eric Schmidt, 64, is dubbed 'New York's hottest bachel

Take a look at this stud's photos. I'm sure his billions have nothing to do with his success with women. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7319023/Married-ex-Google-CEO-Eric-Schmidt-64-dubbed-New-Yorks-hottest-bachelor.html

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Adult entertainment company says it will bring exotic dancers to 'Storm Area 51'

I have a word of warning for the aliens of Area 51. You won't stand a chance against the predators, i.e., strippers. https://news3lv.com/news/local/adult-entertainment-company-says-it-will-bring-exotic-dancers-to-storm-area-51-event

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I rejected this review. Was I too harsh?

WOW Linda was a cutie pie. Some nights it'll be dead but the entertainers sure make up for it. Drinks are on the pricey side, as are most other clubs. ssssssfdkjgdkpccllksklc efkx cflo nk iflk mkl;;l;msdcmdskmzmzcv mkdsandc[o ndkvfcnvk; kml mk kflmcdlmslc…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Hi im looking for athena last saw her at synn

Hi im looking for a dancer i saw at synn in city of industry she goes by the name Athena does anybody know where she is ?

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Help Me Decide Which Is The Best Dive Restroom

Any good dive club must have a suitable divey restroom. And when I say “suitable,” for a dive club, that means filthy and disgusting. On my recent trip to Columbus, Georgia, I found some good examples of…

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Strip Club Diary 1

Note: Names changed to protect the not so innocent. As I enter the strip club I’m feeling confident and ready, though a bit jittery. I'm not used to doing coke and it has my thoughts racing a bit. As I approach…

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You pick my October Monger Trip

I've got some free time in early October so I'm going to take a short trip. I am debating between two options. I thought I would put the two options out there so you can…

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Crystal blue cafe

Has anyone done a vip room there since the changed names

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Next Move ?

A new dancer started at a club I frequent roughly six months ago. She's Brazilian and an absolute knockout. Pretty face, smoking body.She spoke almost no English. The DJ told her I would be someone good to talk to.…

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Fight or Flight (You Don’t Get To Pick)

The company’s security department always counseled that if we were ever confronted by muggers, we should cooperatively hand over our wallets, watches and cellphones. “NEVER put up a fight,” we were told. “It’s not worth it. Your muggers are likely…

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Now I know how strippers feel

Broke my first cellphone screen. Little cracks running all over the place. It still works, and I'm too cheap to invest in a new one.

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Perfection

Rate this fine Asian babe. https://youtu.be/uc8pjClyTNI

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Handy vs Blowy

Investing 101 I just took a investing seminar. Here are some highlights. Handy vs Blowy. You want to be a handy type of person. You go to work on a handy but you want to marry a Blowy. IPO vs. Private…

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Is SA always slower in the Summer?

SA seems extra slow right now . Is it always slow in the Summer? Not many new girls. And slower than usual responses. February thru April I couldn't even keep up with messages!

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Who'd You Rather: Nicole Kidman vs. Kiana Tom

I think this is a pretty epic matchup to kick off the Celebrity Bracket. --- Celebrity Bracket: Nicole KIDMAN vs. Kiana TOM --- Nicole KIDMAN 34A-23-36 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1933 CLIP: (sexy dancing, non-nude) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGrH4Q_zrNE&t=8s --- She's an Academy Award winner who's at home being all different kinds of sexy.…

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Stripper Red Flags - What should I look for before getting a dance?

As the title states, what’s a red flag? For me, any girl that calls me honey never ends well.

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Nicespice is heavy into 🔪🔪🔪 don't be fooled

One should be nice to certain people 😉

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In Vegas now, @Founder and anyone else here, let's meet up!

Time and club of your choice!

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If I were king....

The King of Thailand held an odd ceremony Sunday where he named one of his top generals and longtime girlfriend as his official mistress, a role that has not formally been acknowledged since 1921. Continued: https://www.foxnews.com/world/thailand-king-mistress-official-concubine-new-wife

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Victory Inn sex-ring leader altered appearance during manhunt

The Victory Inn, now closed, was on Michigan Avenue in Detroit. It sat next to Club Venus, a drug-infested strip club in a drug-infested area. It took a brave person to walk into Club Venus. My ATF…

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strip club fight at the urinal in Key West FL.

Two motorcycle gang members were arrested early Thursday after they attacked a man in a bathroom inside a Duval Street strip club, according to police. The victim, who is black, told police one of the bikers called him a racial slur…

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Putri’s First Orgasm

I met Putri (pronounced “Pooh-tree”) in 1996. She was standing alone late at night in front of a disreputable bar in an even more disreputable part of Jakarta. Putri looked out of place. She appeared frightened, bordering on frantic. I…

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It's Official: Oasis in Philly is now owned by Cheerleaders

I don't mean a bunch of cheerleaders bought Oasis, though that would be interesting... Please post any changes, good or bad, that you see as this plays out... Put this discussion in the VIP room to keep out nonsense...in theory at least. Hope…

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Asking if Favorite Dancer Will be Working Your Club Certain Nights When You Will

I had plans, flights / hotel reservations to be in Vegas for 5 days in 2 weeks. I asked strip club using Twitter, if a favorite dancer will be working at their club during this period. Was this politically correct…

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5 cops that busted Stormy Daniels to get punished.

The police department in Columbus, Ohio, has disciplined five officers involved in last year’s arrest of the adult film star Stormy Daniels outside a strip club, the department said Wednesday. Those five officers were found to have violated police rules of…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

New price for topless balloon dances/admission

$30 50% increase topless balloon dance with server (the $20 price was a steal with right server) $22 admission after 7pm, -$10 for coupon but +$5 for fountain drink 70% increase admission ($17 vs $10 previously)

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What the hell are Elliot Waves

Are these for surfing?

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Question about “Peep show” clubs

For those who have been to one. They don’t seem that common in the US. How do they normally operate IYE and how much is it like in this music video? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=snsTmi9N9Gs That’s my only concept of one. It looks like it…

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The body is the gold and the wick is the story

Candle wicks that is... Smart talk

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Sloppy Seconds for the Stripper BF

Going back and forth with Daddillac reminded me of a recent incident that made me curious about what it must be like for a husband/BF to get sloppy seconds when his SO comes home from the strip club. I…

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Aduh! Banyak! (“More than a mouthful!”)

I don’t consider myself an exceptional male specimen. I am not exceptionally tall. I am not unusually handsome. I’m certainly not memorably suave, debonair or romantic. My pecker is, so far as I know, of average…

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Is RickDugan DC's father?

1. Both of them feel compelled to educate the TUSCL masses 2. Both have an inflated sense of self worth 3. Both believe they are smarter than everyone else 4. The trolls come to defend each of them I believe…

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6 strip club managers accused of causing injuries that led to man's death

https://www.click2houston.com/news/6-strip-club-managers-accused-of-causing-injuries-that-led-to-mans-death

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Syracuse NY club advice

I am taking a trip to Syracuse NY at the end of August, and am staying in an apartment on Salina street. It looks like there are 4 clubs in walking distance of where I am staying. I will be in…

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Who'd You Rather: Lisa Ann vs. Megan Rain

We open up the Pornstar Bracket with a battle between the old and new guards. --- Pornstar Bracket: LISA ANN vs. Megan RAIN --- LISA ANN 38DD-20-33 PIC: https://www.tuscl.net/photo.php?id=1899 CLIP: (hardcore anal) https://www.analdin.com/videos/312862/invited-to-her-and-gave-a-try-in-all-holes-lisa-ann-porn/?pbw=1 --- Lisa Ann was already a porn veteran when she burst into the mainstream by…

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Rating dancers’ 1-10 scale?

So this question has honestly confused me forever, on looks alone, how do you rate a dancer? I have no idea where I fit in on this scale and I’m honestly curious? My pics are on here and please be…

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Decided to have beers in a civie bar

I think I will stick to SCs from now on. Maybe I’m just getting old, but wtf is with all the gaydom out there? Some girls are definitely hot and many actually come sit with me to talk and…

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Bucks Cabaret in north Fort Worth - stripper grabs cop's dick

During a private session at a strip club, a dancer placed her hands on a clothed undercover officer’s private parts and moved in a vertical motion to simulate a sex act, according to a warrant. The officer noted it was to…

What's the deal with competing Lido's?

Seems like the one at Scores is still open, but there is another one that is touting itself as the original in a different space. Anyone been to that one?

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Hotel

Any decent hotel near by?

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Men that DON’T like strip clubs

So I’ve read online at times men who don’t like strip clubs, some that have never been to one and have no desire to go. I get the obvious, not wanting to leave with a case of blue balls and…

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How far in advance should you reserve the 9th floor rooms?

Even at 8 days, all the rooms are booked (for Monday and Tuesday night).

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Miami Dolphins great and Hall of Famer Nick Buoniconti is dead at 78

i met him years back he was a great guy, and a humanitarian his work to cure paralysis was his life mission dedicated to his son He was one of the key players from the Miami Dolphins undefeated…