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Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Saturday night parade

Came in for first time on a Sat night. Cover price $20 includes bottomless sodas. I think 3 times during the evening the DJ announced a 3 song for $60 special where all the girls…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Thursday and Friday visits

I was in the area this weekend and based off reviews on various sites it looked like 19th Hole was the best option closest to my hotel, and as an added bonus 19th was no…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Game night at the locaM

Night of the big game so it was a little slow. Still lots of women and regular stage rotation. The rest were focused on their phones. Domestic beer still 8.25 which offsets the lack of…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Bring booze, super Tuesday just OK

Was in town for a biz event, decided to hit up BW. It was the first Tuesday of the month cheap-o lap dance special night so I figured money would go a long way…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

Madonna is no more for me. Tourism leach

What a sad sad place. Madonna was one of my first experiences SC'ing. It gave me a good time for cheap (or so younger me thought). So I gave it more chances than it deserved…

New Energy Massage Therapy

Columbia, South Carolina

First time at an Asian massage parlor

After reading the prior review... I was like “ehh.. why not” Ive always thought Asians have pretty hands.. And I could use a good massage while in Columbia on business.. I came in around 12 pm...…

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Lorna Bobbet died!

She was driving down the freeway and got cut off by some dick

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Do you think was guy was ok or was he being dumb? Warning: this is kind of an av

Ok so my tinder profile( I'm only interested in finding guys on it like once a week when I'm just stressed about something ) says to hit me up of you wanna get food with me just bc idk anyone…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Sunday Bliss

Went in on an early Sunday evening, I saw several new girls and I don't know if it was just a different night, (I don't make it in on Sunday's) or there is talent up…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

A Decent Place

Weekdays usually less crowded like anywhere else. Cover is $10 and there’s a one drink minimum for $7. You can get soda or juice or coffee. There’s a DJ that plays music. Decent variety, so…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

massage spa

hi all, any of you gentlemen have any recommendations on massage spa close to HK? legit massage? and or with extras?

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Decline of the Rocker chick

This is one thing I’ve noticed that not only rare in clubs but even in the civie world to go along with the decline of rock and roll itself. But you just don’t see the tattooed, punk girl as much…

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Why do dancers grab your hands and put them on her boobs or ass?

Do dancers do thos because they like it, or is it because they are trying to provide a better experience for the customer?

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Ok club, it could be better.

This club is packed on weekends. But the talent varies night to night. Some week nights the talent is better than weekends. Keepers has pants rules that I never encountered. No sweats or basketball shorts…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

A nice way to relax on a Saturday afternoon

Returning from a business trip in Louisiana I got to IAH airport a few hours early so I chose the closest club to me to visit for a bit. Actually I think there is…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

A bit too early, but lots of potential

On a recent trip to Houston I arrived in town early but had no place to be until dinner time. I asked Rev. H. Bastard to recommend a couple places where rules are a…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

First time to Flash Dancers

Was visiting NYC for a couple of broadway shows and had always been wary of the local strip clubs just feeding on tourists. It is probably still a reasonable caution for any hobbyist to have…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Blaze is the star.

I came to AC for a week. I always start on a Sunday and I start here. Why? One reason-Blaze. There is a Sunday special of $10 per lap dance and it goes until 4…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

I really, really tried....

I was in the NYC area again watching a wrestling show-Impact Wrestling-this past Thursday & Friday, and since Vic's was long closed I arrived here at about 11:30 pm. No cover, no security, no pat…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Good times to be had once again

The old Inner Room has returned. There were three of us in our party, We had not been out clubbing in quite a while so we thought we would give the Cocoa are a try.…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Gold Club Lunch n Dance

Decided to go to the Gold Club on Tuesday afternoon. Parking is on your own in SFO downtown, so park on street or pay n park lot. I reached around 1.30 pm. On arrival I…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Pleasure was a pleasure

Stopped by on a late Friday afternoon. Paid my $10 cover and had a seat to check out the talent. $4 for a water. It was slow as shift change approached. I was hoping to…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Roller Coaster

Diamond Dolls is one of my go to places for fun when I'm on vacation. This place however is like a roller coaster ride. There are intermittent times of greatness and mediocrity.…

Eden Nude Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Not as much fun as I was hoping the only all nude club would be

Eden is apparently the only All Nude place in Tucson. Being All Nude means no alcohol is served which is a bit of a disappointment. However, I go to see beautiful, sexy, friendly women dance…

Little Darlings

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Sleepy Tuesday

Went on a Tuesday afternoon in the last week of May not much going on here but the beer was only two bucks . Only two dancers working one of them was sleeping in a…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Stinker

I stopped in again couple of weeks ago to see if they have added any new dancers. There was one philipino looking dancer that I saw was good looking. She came in and sat down…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Look But Dont Touch

Was in the Seattle area and thought I would stop by and see what was going on as I needed a break from traffic and the Sands is usually good for a calm relaxing atmosphere. Entered,…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Getting worse

Got there around 3:00, 8 girls and not crowded. The girls are usually very pretty but it was below par for the most part. I chose to watch the backstage as I felt it had…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Very busy, very loud, pricey, but the girls are sexy and great dancers

Super busy! Until maybe midnight we were standing because there were no seats. Eventually (1ish) spaces started getting cleared up. The dancers on the stage.. there was a mix for everyone, including…

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Fascist pigs want to censor us!

Papi_Chulo had it right. You fascist fucking pigs just want to censor anyone you don't agree with. He may be besties with a sick fucking pedo, which makes him a fucking slime ball but it don't mean…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Players

This review is for a visit a few months ago, so some dancers have left that i will mention. Cover is $25 with a membership card, this has to be renewed yearly, its not a big…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Sunday Funday

I went in after Midnight Sunday night. The place wasn't crowded but not empty either. There were about 8 dancers All 7+. All different races, black, white, asian with different body types curvy and skinny.…

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Desertscrub a Rubber Stamp?

I noticed that he approved a review that 2 others rejected, one of whom claimed it was a "Shill Review or Club Ad" Review Publishers BamaeightNot Enough Details wallanon MrEddyG desertscrub WillMunnyNot Enough Details Shill Review or Club Ad

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

DOA

Stopped by on Friday, no cover charge, walked in about 3pm. Bar was empty, two girls not terrible looking but, not very friendly, chatted with the bartender for a bit, said it's been very slow,…

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While in Fort Lauderdale....

I was minding my own business at my hotel bar last week in Fort Lauderdale, when a couple of cute black girls showed up to get a drink. I talked to them and it came up that both of them…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Slow and old

Walked in ~6 and told that there were only two girls (Jessie Sparks and Nikki Chase) working, but a deluge would be coming in for the night shift at 7:30. I paid $15 for cover…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Mid Week IR Visit

Stopped by early evening just before 7pm. Got a beer $5.25 and a free shot from none other than Jenna who apparently bartends Wed and manages the other weekdays. Shift change was going on, more…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Big girl night

Locals bear with me while I include some items for the Review Nazi patrol. 10 dollar cover, 10 dollar bottomless non-alcholic drink. 2 stages, dancers do a one song dance on the smaller…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Slow afternoon

Made an afternoon visit recently, it was slow. Only about 4 dancers and 5 patrons. Though sometimes I like it this way. Draft beer was $3. Almost no dollar train as half the girls were outside…

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Looking for recommendations for clubs in Jacksonville Florida

Heading to Jacksonville next weekend. I’m looking for any recommendations for both daytime and evening visits. Not really looking for extras, just safe decent clubs with good looking dancers (my preference is older 30+). I have checked out some reviews but…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Circus again??? You know why...

Why do I keep coming back here?? Oh, that’s right, because even when the rest of the block is completely dead, at least the two or three dancers at Circus are old standbys that i…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Sunday Funday Without the Fun

I'd read on TUSCL that Sunday's were great. I'v not visited Hi-Liter on a Sunday in at least 15 years, so I thought give it a go. When I arrived the parking lot was surprisingly…

The Republican

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Late Night Beers, Odd Crowd, Fun and Flirty Dancers

This is an after hours club that really only starts to get busy after 2am. There is no sign, so look for a house with two flags crossed over each other (like a skull…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

way overpriced

Avoid Roulette. I left a review for this club back in march of 2017. That time as well as this time it was a Friday night. Unfortunately for me, the prices all went up. Starting…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Pretty boring early afternoon visit

Clearly early Saturday afternoon is not prime time as far as strip clubs are concerned. The club itself is fine, clean, well maintained. When I entered at approximately 2:30 pm there were only…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Consistently Hit or Miss

In summary, Club Rio is hit or miss. Most often miss. Ample parking. Well lit parking lot appears relatively safe. Entry fee is $5-8, even during late weekend night. Drinks are relatively inexpensive. Dance options…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Crazy Horse

I had heard from a lot of people how hot the girls were and how hard it was to get hired at this club. The strange part is some of the hotter girls are only…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Beautiful afternoon outdoors, not a lot happening indoors

My local club (Zack's on the Cape) closed very suddenly, so I'm suffering withdrawal. In addition to trying to find some of my faves from Zack's, I'm trying to determine an alternative. I had an…

Rustic Frog

New Albany, Indiana

Schedule dancers and reduce private dance prices ==> Much better review and way more business

Okay, so I have been to Rustic Frog off and on over the past few years. Technically, they are open from 3pm, but it is really hit or miss whether there are ANY girls at…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Saturday Afternoon Delight

My more or less regular stop. Usually only make it out on a weekday afternoon, but got a little free time Saturday. Glad I did. Several of the regular girls dancing, but not a lot…

Skin Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

The best part about this club was the bottled water I bought

$6 bottles $6 bottled water $4 carb water out of the hose No free water Two for one until 7 Five girls in the club, I didn't bother getting the name of the skinny flat black girl who…

Gold Diggers Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Ass in your face and asses in your lap

Was in town for work and haven’t been to a club in a while and decided to go to this one. Never had never been to an all black club and the vibe was definitely…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Aged club, high potential

Hi Bigrob1. We're sorry, but your review of Pleasant Moments was not published for the following reasons: desertscrub said: Shill Review or Club Ad rickdugan said: Not Enough Details Also, use the SHIFT key to capitalize the first word…

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We have had this discussion before but....

Look who is in Atlanta this week https://www.eros.com/georgia/atlanta/files/5646528.htm?cat=6208&wn=1

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

First and Last Visit

Ive heard of this place a few times and saw some reviews here and thought I would try it out since its the only nude club in NC. I get there around 12PM and door…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

When is the good night for SCs in the COI??

So I arrive to Spearmint Rhino in the City of Industry shortly after midnight and my short stay in Synn down the street. Again, I was shock to see this SC was also in a…

Lust

Baltimore, Maryland

Good first impression of "Charm City"

Came on Tuesday, 11pm-2am. Vibe/Space: As someone who prefers low-key places, I LOVE the space. You take stairs to the second floor, and there you’ll find a LARGE square bar with a couple of elevated seating…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Little Darlings-so so night

I made a return visit to Little Darlings. This place ain't what it used to be. Prices have gone up and talent was not as good as it was. I know it was a Thursday…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Early Saturday afternoon is not a good time to go

I was staying by the airport and had a little time to kill before driving out of town so I decided to stop in and check out the club around 1pm. I figured this…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

investigating Saturday afternoon options

My local club (Zack's on the Cape) closed very suddenly, so I'm suffering withdrawal. In addition to trying to find some of my faves from Zack's, I'm trying to determine an alternative. I had an…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Perfect Natural C Cups

Walked into the door, paid cover and sat down. Immediately I cute, tall, blonde sat down next to me just like I had put in an early order for her. She immediately wanted to go…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Best club in Tucson

This is my favorite club in Tucson. Several hot women at night. Day shift can be hit or miss. At night, some really young and hot, some more experienced, but still great for their age.…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Good afternoon with an old friend.

It has been at least a year since I was in Austin and visited this club. I normally go in the early afternoon, but this time it was closer to 5pm. Changes I noticed since…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Back again to a another visit with more details

Stopped back after a little more than a month off. Was surprised again by the number of new dancers, only recognized two from previous visits. This is a very laid back place and…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Wanna Screw???....Straight brothel....LOL

So this review won't be as lengthy as my reviews of the renowned Hong Kong. But it will provide a lot of Intel. So I went to Adelitas on 3 occasions. First…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Good times

This club is my personal favorite in Pinellas County for day shift. Haven't been here at night enough to have an opinion. Day shift happy hour has great beer prices, starting at 2.50 a bottle. Well…

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Waitress at Van Nuys Rhino

Super fine with big tits and tats. Was wondering if anyone knew her name and if she dances.

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What should you say if stripper declines your offer to drive her home?

Q. What should you say if stripper declines your offer to drive her home? A. "Don't make me put you in the trunk."

The Pony Indy

Indianapolis, Indiana

Dress code

FYI- tried to go here a few months ago and got turned away because of my windpants. So if you plan to go here keep that in mind. Bouncer was a real douche about it too.

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Went on Whim , pretty pricey

Was in Santa Ana for a trip and this was the closest one from the hotel , went around 6Pm , it’s on the main road so finding it wasn’t a issue. Paid 10$ and 14$…

Players Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not tonight

Hadn’t been here since they shed their previous name, but happened to have that itch and knew it was the only club around here anymore. There were hundreds of locals outside…

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She Threw Up!

My kids were thirsty today so I bought them some Pocari Sweat. Pocari Sweat is a sports drink from Japan. It is widely marketed in most of Asia. It is less widely known in the USA. My kids certainly weren’t…

Centerfolds Gentlemens Club

Chico, California

Heraclitus was correct...

Well, what the Greek philosopher Heraclitus said of rivers (you can't step in the same river twice)---is also true of strip clubs. You can't step into the same club twice. Things change. I had pretty much…

Sugar N' Spice

New Hampton, New York

Opened late, unfriendly staff.

Sign out front says 6pm. We arrived at six thirty. Door is locked. Call the number. They say they are getting a late start .... Opens at 7 So we understand and we hang…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Great Saturday

This is a review started while in the club. I arrived at 1:00, the club was surprisingly quiet, I’m assuming due to the rain. Got a seat and a Corona, and counted 7 girls on…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Thursday after midnight may 2019

I came to spearmont rhino after midnight on thursday . I parked in the self parking and paid 5 bucks. I than entered and paid 21 dollars for entrance including drink. I got my drink…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Good but a little rough around the edges

First time on the boards so be nice. Was meeting a client after work but decided to pass by the popular titty stop beforehand. Surprised to see the parking lot only half full on a…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Saturday Afternoon

Have picked up my visits to the Pony as of late. Been spending some time with a few of the day shift dancers. Nothing against the girls who work the night shift cause I…

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Unintended Ignore

For w/e reason, post the latest SW upgrades, I have put 3 TUSCLers on Ignore unintentionally. Perhaps you may want to take a peek at your Ignore list and see if you've had the same issue.

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Somebody Told Me I Look Like A Lumberjack Today...

I said Fuck you I am a shit truck driver. No need to insult me like that

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Having a hard time adding new club listings

So I tried to add a well established club (been there for many years - name changes yes but never closed) a few months ago and nothing happened with it. I tried again to add it a few days ago along…

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OT: Happiness Is A Warm Gun

The U.S. Army is replacing its current 9 mm M9 pistol (Beretta Model 92) with a modified Sig-Sauer P320, military designation M17. Sig-Sauer is also selling civilian versions of these to the public. I got one last week…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

First visit

First time in Portland and was there for only 1 night. Wow talk about a tough decision. There are so many clubs in PDX. I ultimately chose Dolphin which was closest to my hotel. Good…

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Strip club humor

A manager at a club told me these two. What is the difference between dark and hard? It can stay dark all night. What is the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with the light on.

Christina's Female Review

Baltimore, Maryland

Okay, But Would Not Return

Visited Christina's on the Saturday night of Memorial Day weekend; arrived around 7:00 PM. Unless your very familiar with that area, I suggest you copy directions ahead of time and use GPS. It's a mostly…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

Friendly Neighborhood Strip Club

INTRODUCTION This review will cover about 4-5 random visits over the last couple of months. I live close so I can make a trip on short notice if I’m bored on a weekend night.…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Fun Wednesday experience

Club 390 is located in the outskirts of Chicago. My fav club is near by this club, and for a change I decided to try club390. The club is easy to locate. The club also…

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I finally got to meet Nicespice.

Nicespice is now a traveling hobo. Found her way to my neck of the woods. We met up at a club that I have never been to in Springfield, MO. Had steak dinner, drinks, a couple LDs from…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Boring and not couple-friendly

First off, they try to rip you off at the door. Their website says very clearly that "Ladies & Couples always free!" but when you actually try to get in as a couple, they say…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Too Busy on Fridays

Too crowded to be useful. I went here with a few friends after visiting a brewery. There was no line to get in and cover was $2. Once we entered it was too crowded to…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

memories

It was a long time since I have been to Tampa but I had to go back to the famous Mons Venus. Times sure have changed like the expensive cover was like $20-25 charge, hell…

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OTC questions

Dancers say they’ll meet me OTC but then ignore texts. I only text once, asking to get together and if no reply I stop. I’m not about to hound / stalk anyone. But then have a reason they were unavailable…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Recommendations

As a busy guy that doesn't need the fluff I enjoy the Hi-Liter. My wife likes the ladies a lot, as much as me but i don't think this club measures up. Any guys here with bi ladies, recommend a…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Good visit, watch out for one new dancer though

Cheers, greetings etc. fellow strip club lovers! Let's start off the review with my usual disclaimer that this is by far my favorite place and in no way a club ad.…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Late Night Trip to Little Darlings

I was traveling for Seattle Fun and wanted to check out the local strip clubs (I’m from Texas where we have topless bars with full bar menus). I did some research and settle on either…

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Dance raffle

I was at a club yesterday where I’d never been before. It was a relatively slow time and the bouncer came around and gave every PL a numbered ticket. Five minutes later they drew a number and the winning prize…

Beehive Showbar

Salem Township, Pennsylvania

It’s hit or miss but I’d go back

I have been here several times, but only during the day. It is mainly a lap dance club during the day with only one girl working. The great thing is it is fully nude, however…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Avoid shift change

Went tot Jimmy's on an early Wednesday hoping to relax a little. Around 8 pm in the evening but only 3 cars the lot. Took a chance and went in, only a few people in…

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SJG Award

I can see him making a clean sweep of "Loser" awards every year. How about if we come up with a specific award to give him so that others have a chance of winning something. Any suggestions? How about "The Real Chump" Award or "The…

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Ouch!

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/seattle-mariners-mitch-haniger-suffers-ruptured-testicle-after-foul-ball-to-groin

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What is a hostess?

So I have seen refferences here and reviews that refference a "hostess". What is that? Texas clubs don't have them.

The Encore

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Relaxed, not too thrilling

Went in early afternoon and there were only a few people there. Three dancers. All seemed to be pretty bored, and I wasn't planning on spending a lot. Just wanted to relax and check…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Would have been better off just going home

So I stopped in here on several weeks ago on a Sunday probably around 10p on the way home from a show in AC. I wanted to stop at another place that I hadn’t been…

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TUSCL's Pathetic Loser of the Year

In the thread about Monger of the Year, JustinTolook came up with the idea of a PL of the Year award also. So I thought would start another thread. Who is the most Pathetic Loser on…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Too early on a Saturday afternoon.

I have not been to the LS is several years and thought it would be worth a return since I was visiting friends in Michigan. Arrived at DTW late on a Saturday morning and…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Trying harder at The Cafe

Visited on Friday night around 8pm. Was in the Cherry Hill area for a family function and decided to stop by The Cafe for a quick recon mission. Entered the venue and was hit with…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Archie's Happy Hour

Went to Archie's after work last night (Friday around 8pm). Paid a cover, which is a new addition I am not happy at all about. The door guys are always the same Russian/Serbian douchebags. I make…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Playhouse Update

I stopped by the PH at 10:30 last Thursday. primary purpose was to see if Devon was dancing, as scheduled. She was, and she looked better than ever!! Hair is colored…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Lucy

With golf season upon us I like to hit the little white ball and then visit RAB which is a 15 minute ride from the golf course. Same cast of characters at this place except…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Benji

This club is in suburbs of philly. Out of way for me and difficult to reach. Anyway I occasionally pay a visit here. Large parking. Golf course across the club ....hence the name 19th hole.…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Tatiana

I occasionally have visited this place. Large parking lot just off the route 1. Inside typical layout of philly, and NJ clubs with a central stage and surrounding bar seating with two poles. Average girls. During…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Big Spenders Can Expect a Good Experience (#2)

In Vegas on my annual business trip. Arrived at Palomino at about 9pm. Easy parking in well lighted lot. Excellent selection of girls - all types - 7s to 10s. Very…

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TUSCL Monger of the Year

I have an idea for an award that we should start doing each year. TUSCL Monger of the Year. People could use whatever criteria they want to make a nomination.…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Bizzare

Ok been going here forever everyone knows the info on this place. Parking lot is often crowded then you go in and the bar is empty. This night same deal had to make my own…

Centerfold

Springfield, Missouri

Fun night with a female friend. My first visit here.

Club is in a safe environment with plenty of parking on lighted lot. I met up with a female friend to have drinks and just relax. We go through the door and pay the…

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Mexican Tariff threat worked Bigly

The Mexicans have agreed to enforce their southern border, crack down on human traffickers, and allow the US to return Central Americans to Mexico for processing of refugee claims. This will not only slash the number of illegal immigrants, it…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

It is not easy, in Atlanta

I went to pink pony on a work visit. I was around 10pm and it was a 10 minute walk from my hotel. Not bad I thought. I have to say I am a bit spoiled…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Low Key Sexy

This is my first all nude club visit and I wanted to see what its like. I decided to check this spot over a few in the area because of the free entry promo and…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Relatively nice spot.

I visited Polekatz a couple of times recently, and had a great time at a generally great value. Generally good vibe, lots of beautiful girls, and I should have done more with multiple girls…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

Great Strip Club, Never a Bad Time

After checking out other clubs, I decided to come back here. Compared to other clubs, this one is honestly one of the better ones around. The girls don't look half bad, and it is a…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Hit or Miss - but beautiful girls and good times

I’ve been going to PTs about every 1 - 2 months for the last two years. It can be very hit or miss, but if you go at night in the summer you can expect…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Came for basketball, left with blueball.

Backstory: Left work really late, wanted to watch game, decided to stop in at the Harem to get my basketball with a side of titties. I had never been there before, and damn near…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Fun time on an Early Friday evening at Just Enuff

I have reviewed this club a few times before, and it hasn’t changed. Very small club, one stage, bar surrounding it, girl dances for one or two songs, then circulates around. I was there on…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Sexy talent here

Friday evening - 7 pm-ish - I went to the Downtown Cabaret. Very nice club, in good condition, clean. The front desk waived me through, saying there was no cover - I…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

A Highy Detailed Review

This is a review of the Pleasure Dome in Whitehaven Pennsylvania. It is located on Ice House road. It is open Monday through Saturday. Monday thru Thursday it is open from 8pm till 2am. Friday…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

A fun first visit

This was my first visit to this club and I knew going in that it was less than optimal time, but I was near Woonsocket and have been meaning to get here and see the…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Decent Weekday Afternoon Visit

I left work early and began my respite at Bogart’s. None of the dancers (Annabella, Brooke, Dee Dee, Jeanna, Samantha, and Tori) there interested me. After twenty minutes, I obtained a free H8N…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Afternoon Delight

Diamonds in the rough. Yes, it's Queen's. Yes, it's a bit run down. And, yes, the dollar parade at the bar can be annoying. But, day shifts can offer great value for money.…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

I have been to worse

Was in Athens o business. I usually stay i Atlanta, but was staying in Athens for the night. After dinner I took a walk through downtown and saw the sig from Broad Street.…

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Wtf is up with dancers wanting to charge double for a single couples dance?

And am I a freaking #RETARD for always charging the standard single dance rate per song all this time? 😫

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Okay so the cameras, real or fake ; freak me out

DD the crown jewel of south florida, freaked me out for a bit. I don't know if they are real or what it is about. • Are they ever used? • Emergencies only? • Fake ? In a place like DD where... its fun. I…

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Idiot_Savant wants to know the best spots in Detroit?

He just moved to a Suburb.

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I Feel Like I Dodged a Bullet

Yuni finally left. She had been in the front room with my wife, crying up a storm for more than two hours. Naturally, I wondered what the hell was going on in there. After Yuni left I asked…

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Best TJ Threads and Articles

"3) Mel (8 body, 8.5 face) had raven hair and really pretty eyes with fairly dramatic makeup. She essentially forced me into a drink because this chica sits down and immediately starts making out, tongue and all -- great move.…

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IR Cocoa Beach closing

One of the managers told me that my favorite club is closing in September. He said they've been having issues with the local government ever since Lamar sold. When he saw that I was about to cry he told me that…

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Fate's Cruel Irony: Older Dancers (and Women in general) Can't Get Enough of The

My first post here, so please go easy on me, lol. As far back as I can remember I have been strongly attracted to older women (usually in the mid 30s-40s). But for the life of me I have yet to…

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Cathars

Beliefs http://www.cathar.info/ Magdalene https://www.marymagdalenebooks.com/mary-magdalene-and-the-cathars Narbonne https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narbonne -- Holly Sullivan McClure: Cathars, the Good Christians -- Narbonne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aid_mKZz6ns People visit such places and ask, how many of the people were Cathars? Answer, "We all were, and we still are." SJG Red Hot Chile Peppers, Scar Tissue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzJj5-lubeM Tracking the San Francisco Strip Club Scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aid_mKZz6ns

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Tracking the San Francisco Strip Club Scene

It had been after all the place where contact strip clubs started, and originally it was all front room and with very few rules. Here look at this in San Francisco, Safe Bank Accounts Why Open a Certified Account? https://sfgov.org/ofe/why-open-bank-sf-certified-account New City Site https://sf.gov/ how…

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Founder? Any chance we will see the return of the top 40 lists anytime soon?

I like to plan my summer forays with clubbing in mind and often used the top lists to identify what areas were getting/giving the most love lately. It was possible to identify highest mileage areas, best looking dancer concentrations, who was…

Scores Gentleman's Club

New Haven, Connecticut

Scores is closed

Totally - they're talking about moving to another venue a couple of blocks away, but that place looks empty and graffiti covered.

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Is anyone else not able to message from mobile?

Can’t type in text box for messaging on mobile device. Just me? Haven’t tested from computer yet. The cursor just blinks outside the box near avatar.

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A Fake review of TUSCL calling it a fake

A pack of lies: https://www.thenutjob.com/tuscl-net-review/ Deal with it as you see fit.

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edit feature please founder?

especially for reviews. (like my srcoi review.) it would be so greatly appreciated by me and the readers of my reviews. i have fat fingers and a dim mind sometimes and it seems seri doesn’t help and sometimes sabotages my efforts. maybe have…

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Afternoon Delight on the Mountain With Yuni Bare

I guess some things are unavoidable. A couple of days ago Yuni expressed her desire to get naked with me on the mountain. But I told her, “No.” I really thought I had successfully avoided that scenario and considered the issue…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

$20 room vs $30 room. Day shift vs night shift

Up to now, I have always been private room for services, and I’ve never had a dance at PO that didn’t end with complete satisfaction. I’ve also exclusively been a day shift visitor. To all of the PO…

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Is this security guard abusing his power?

This club I’m a regular at, I was just sitting there and one of the strippers took me outside and told me I was making her friend uncomfortable, she’s not a manager and probably shouldn’t have been allowed to say…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Father’s Day

Will it be open Father’s Day Sunday 6/16/2019.

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Not another what to wear to the strip club topic? For men.

https://6abc.com/fashion/asos-unveils-crop-tops-and-tube-tops-for-men/5330523/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Just Banter?

Got a lap dance from a cute spinner tonight. Talked about travel -- said I'd been pretty much everywhere. She said, "you haven't been in my bed." I said, "not yet.". Just banter or was she propositioning OTC?

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Do any of you know how to tell if a young lady at a hotel is a stripper or sex w

I was like damn, that's a short skirt. Probably someone's gf taking a smoking break this morning. I'm not really used to seeing a nice looking female wearing a very short skirt in the same hotel early in the morning.…

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Is his horrible deal?

I offered a dancer $350 plus drinks for 2 hours of dances with breaks of course. She did not like the deal. She says she makes $300 per hour in champagne room.

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Feminism

No I don't agree with everything every feminist says or does, but no one person is in charge of it. There is not a long history of disparity and plurality within it. Modern Feminism started in the 1880's, focused on…

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Help! Extras at Vegas clubs?

Crazy Horse 3, yes or no? Hustler yes or no?

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Scary Statistic

Just a little info to consider while mongering. More than 1 million STDs diagnosed every day, officials say https://www.wcpo.com/news/national/urgent-action-needed-more-than-1-million-stds-diagnosed-every-day-officials-say 1 out of every 25 people have an STD, which means if you are in a club with 25 dancers on shift odds are…

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“Facebook, Google, Apple, and Amazon "are developing a concentration of power th

Monopolies and Cartels can’t be established within a country without overt and covert government assistance in the form of a tariff or some other device. In a ideal world of free trade, international cartels and monopolies would not exist or would…

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If a guy thinks youre cute but wants to just hookup..will he always just ask for

I don't wanna boyfriend and I don't wanna hookup so I'm not hanging with him either way cuz it wouldn't make sense bc he hasng even had to try to have an interesting conversation with me..but I was just curious…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

be careful here. it’s all about the money for the club.

I hate to say it... but unlike the club down the street (synn)... if a floorwalker fucks up calling time... spearmint rhino expects you to pay whatever they feel they can charge you.

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Girls,,,

When are the gals in,,,any pics or descriptions of girls...Thanks Rich

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Feeding dancers wonderbread

This black club I go to, I’m known as “white bread” The moniker was earned because I am white in a hip hop club. But it got me thinking, perhaps I’ll go into this club throwing around white bread feeding…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

New Admission Price

Heads up Effective 6/1/19 Coupons are still good but you now have to pay for a fountain drink $5/ previously FREE or $7 for a premium non-alcohol drink. After 7pm=$10 discount for a coupon/$10 + $5 fountain drink I THINK BEFORE 7PM...$15 no coupon,…

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DejaVu Rancho Cordova: new admission policy

Heads up Effective 6/1/19 Coupons are still good but you now have to pay for a fountain drink $5/ previously FREE or $7 for a premium non-alcohol drink. After 7pm=$10 discount for a coupon/$10 + $5 fountain drink I THINK BEFORE 7PM...$15 no coupon,…

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Help Me ! I think I am addicted to Sugar !

A few months ago, we had several discussions about sugar babes and Seeking Arrangements. The idea was extremely interesting to me but I just didn't have the guts to try it.…

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Club layout in reviews.

The review guidelines say to include this information in the review and a lot of reviewers do a good job of following the guidelines. Some do not. My question is when going to a club new you, do you have difficulty…

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Seattle Is One of the Most Difficult and Least Lucrative Cities to Be a Stripper

https://www.thestranger.com/features/2019/06/05/40390109/seattle-is-one-of-the-most-difficult-and-least-lucrative-cities-to-be-a-stripper

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Quick Tip: How to Save Time Writing a Club Review

The vast majority of review down-votes are in the "not enough details" category. Yet the vast majority of reviewer complaints are "I don't want to rehash stuff I've posted before." Both complaints are valid. Here's my fix... For a club…

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Charlotte man gets kicked out of strip club, smashes into a car in parking lot,

Juice? https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-strip-club-shoot-accident-car-20190605-n3qnrkvo35afpnnqtams2dujba-story.html

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Today is the 75th Anniversary of D-Day

Probably the ballsyiest military operation ever undertaken. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zCrw_uMWlgI

Tijuana

July 4 weekend meet up

Great reviews from first timers lately. Who's going? Let's meet up. There's fireworks in San Diego to watch also. I've added some new hot pics to the HK page. Enjoy.

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Marcia Cross anal cancer

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/marcia-cross-says-anal-cancer-was-linked-to-husbands-throat-cancer/news-story/d44e428f76603e506d34a0261c8e02b6 The doctor says it could be linked to her husbands throat cancer because of a virus. So did she get cancer because her husband was eating her ass?

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Getting reviews approved

I've written 34 reviews here. 32 of them were approved quickly without incident. All of a sudden, though, I can't seem to get one approved. I wrote one about 3 days ago, and one about an hour or so ago.…

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Where is georgemicrodong ?

He hasn't posted in about a month. Hope all is well with him.

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OTC

Just wondering how to start discussing OTC with dancers. I have got numbers of few dancers and have been texting them on and off a few times just to check if they are working today and such. I want to…

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Two Strip Clubs For Sale

Looks like two Boise clubs are going to bite the dust. It might be for the better as Boise strip clubs were pretty strict. https://boisedev.com/news/2019/06/05/want-to-own-a-strip-club-two-are-for-sale-finger-steaks-not-included/

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Yuni Makes Her Intentions Crystal Clear

It’s Thursday morning. The sun will rise in a few minutes. Yesterday was surprising. Any doubts remaining in my mind about Yuni’s intentions have now dissipated like smoke in a high wind. Yuni made her intentions totally clear yesterday. This tropical…

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I quit shitting at McDonald's

The smell of the food got to me last time I shit there so I decided to shit in the neighbors bushes... Neighbor- something smells over here (neat the bushes Joe shit in) Joe- huh Neighbor- it smells like dead fish Joe- wow! I…

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I quit shitting at McDonald's

The smell of the food got to me last time I shit there so I decided to shit in the neighbors bushes... Neighbor- something smells over here (neat the bushes Joe shit in) Joe- huh Neighbor- it smells like dead fish Joe- wow! I…

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What do you do when you cant stop looking at yourself after u put makeup on cuz

Plz advice LOLOL! THX

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'Sex island' returns with 'secret' Las Vegas summer party

Story and photos: https://www.foxnews.com/travel/sex-island-returns-secret-las-vegas-party

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Shrooming in the club

https://www.bing.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/1347888001 I think I'll have to add Denver and Oakland to my list of places to visit next. Time to start reading the reviews. I've shroomed once and smoked bud more times than I can remember, but never went to a…

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Connecticut man accused of trafficking, beating Providence club dancer

"Johnson slapped a Wild Zebra Gentleman’s Club dancer in the Allens Avenue establishment, then hit her with his car after she gathered her belongings and left. Johnson got out of his car, dragged her, punched her and stomped on her,…

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Timing of club visits vs. those in reviews

Easily 90+% of strip club activity occurs at night. Simply put, in most areas, dayshift is far quieter than night shift. That's because most strip club customers still work for a living. Shit, in many areas, some…

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Favorites

I used to order them by most recent review.... I cannot figure out how they are ordered now or how I can change the order

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What is up with “juiced” in the glossary?

I noticed the word “juiced” in the glossary and assumed it would have something to do with juicebox69. I can’t picture saying that “I got juiced” if a stripper took all my money. I can picture a stripper going back…

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What happened when a PL kept sending his favorite stripper flowers with the head

Q. What happened when a PL kept sending his favorite stripper flowers with the heads cut off? A. She realized she was being stalked.

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Founder, Thank You For Making The Recent Changes

Opening the old threads, and letting threads stay open, it means we don't have to bump them. Everyone will see, this is a huge improvement. Old threads can be reused when new information becomes available. And for the people…

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She Found A Snake

Oooooooh hell yeaaaa! I had a very cool waitress tonite! She was telling me a story about how she found a snake in her brother's house. She was demonstrating how she jumped up on the couch when she saw the…

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A Terrorist in the Kitchen!

What better way could there be to kickstart your day than having your children screaming in terror at the top of their lungs during breakfast? Naturally, I rushed into the kitchen to see who had caught on fire. Apart from two terrified…

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OFF TOPIC - What to do about conflict with a neighbor...

So I have a large 2000sqft shop in my back yard which is in the back corner of my property 10 feet from the property line. I have no HOA, no deed restrictions whatsoever. My neighbor has a larger amount…

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Richard Branson, want to read some about him, and by him

Business stripped bare : adventures of a global entrepreneur / Richard Branson (2008) Like a Virgin : secrets they won't teach you at business school / Richard Branson (2012) Will read more about Elon Musk at some later time. Read enough…

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Dallas

I’m headed to Dallas soon. Baby Dolls is my go to place there but I’ve decided to venture out a little bit. So where else should I go besides BD. I prefer upscale clubs with petite white girls,…

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Trump visit to London

Are you guys seeing much of his visit to London? I love the way his comments about Corbyn and Kahn, two of the biggest hypocritical pricks in U.K. politics. Wankers.

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I've been missing out all my life!!

I'm very inexperienced when it comes to strip clubs. I've maybe been half a dozen times in the last 15 years for bachelor parties, etc. I've also gotten a total of 5 quick $20 lap dances with nothing special…

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Any good MPs in San Diego?

Strip clubs in SD usually blame and sometimes I just dont feel like making the trek across the border. I know..I sound crazy for saying that but TJ wears on you after awhile. Anyone know a good MP in the area?

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When you establish a recurring OTC relationship, do you still spend on her ITC?

Was just reading through recent posts and this question popped into head: Once you have established an ongoing (though not necessarily regular) OTC relationship with a favorite, does your spending on her when visiting the club change? I've always…

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Fat Is The New Skinny

What I have noticed over the last few years is the number of fat (or to not offend anyone, "curvy" or "thick") strippers there are nowadays. Back in the 1990's it was rare to see a big woman working the…

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Buying a lady a drink or 2.............

I love to buy a lady a drink. Even in those places that charge big prices for watered down drinks that wouldn’t get anyone drunk. Some places give a percentage to the lady for each drink. I have seen the…

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Recruitment of Dancers to TUSCL

This thread is inspired by Muddy9’s thread in the Front Room. I am thinking of the practicality of actually asking a dancer I know to become a part of our community. There are pros and cons. Pros. We…

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What is a fair OTC price anyways?

This was about to be a response in another thread. But my post ended up being more long and off topic than I intended and I decided to make a new thread for it. For those who read reddit, this…

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Don’t Compliment Her Looks

So Herbtcat gave this piece of advice in the VIP Room: “compliment her on anything except her looks/anatomy/etc.“. I have seen similar comments here in the past, but I don’t understand them. The VIP Room is kind of dead, so…

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Have you ever recognized the hotel suite you had OTC fun, while watching a porn

I was surfing the Internet watching first scenes of a couple of newer pornstars; and the place where one scene took place looked familiar and after a few moments I recognized the hotel suite. I am sure because I have pictures…