Crazy things Dancers say sometimes...
crazyjoe
Colorado
Today I was thinking of some of the craziest things I have heard dancers say and one situation stood out in my mind.
I was talking to a dancer cor a while and decided to get some dances. As we get to the dance area it becomes more apparent that she is likely an extras girl. As the dance starts she takes my hands and outs them on her huge boobs. She was a thicker girl, but not what I would consider fat so the boobs could have gone either way for being fake or not. I said something about them amd she said without hesitation they are fake.
(People tend to tell me a lit more than they should irl for some reason and this was one of those times. Sometimes this is good and other times I hear things I would rather not).
She went on to tell me that her entire body was fake and not just her boobs. I jokingly pointed to her nose and asked if that was fake... haha. She said no, but her ass was fake and so was her vagina. I asked vagina!?!! She said yes that she had it tightened, not once but twice!
If you had a dancer tell you something similar, would you do extras/full service, with her?
Why would a dancer even admit something like that?
I am not an extras guy, but my thought is if she fucked enough guys to wear that thing out twice already, I don't want to put my dick near it!
I was talking to a dancer cor a while and decided to get some dances. As we get to the dance area it becomes more apparent that she is likely an extras girl. As the dance starts she takes my hands and outs them on her huge boobs. She was a thicker girl, but not what I would consider fat so the boobs could have gone either way for being fake or not. I said something about them amd she said without hesitation they are fake.
(People tend to tell me a lit more than they should irl for some reason and this was one of those times. Sometimes this is good and other times I hear things I would rather not).
She went on to tell me that her entire body was fake and not just her boobs. I jokingly pointed to her nose and asked if that was fake... haha. She said no, but her ass was fake and so was her vagina. I asked vagina!?!! She said yes that she had it tightened, not once but twice!
If you had a dancer tell you something similar, would you do extras/full service, with her?
Why would a dancer even admit something like that?
I am not an extras guy, but my thought is if she fucked enough guys to wear that thing out twice already, I don't want to put my dick near it!
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Can you imagine the traffic it must see to require it to be rebuilt two times? I would also think it would be an uncomfortable experience for her and she would be more selective about what she put in there so as to get more mileage.
A scary thought......... could it because of her purposely seeking out partners with very thick and/or long dicks? The visuals are just freaking me out - I don’t think I contributed to her need for rebuilding but I’m now keeping my mouth shut.
Craziest (and sexiest) I've had a dancer say was in the (low mileage, monitored) VIP at a club in MN, while she was pushing the mileage limit for all it was worth:
"I have to keep looking around to remind myself I'm at work.. "
^ Dayum @Subraman that’s the most profound statement of the century
We can fuck for $500
I asked: how many times?
The crazy answer: Once.
I am horny but not stupid.
She turned around and ask if I would brush her hair while she does the reverse cowgirl grind.
I thought WTF. I later found out from other girls that she was not right in the head. Was always trying to get customers to brush her hair.
i had one girl demand i choke her during the lap dance. i said "no, with my luck as soon as i lay a hand on your neck the bouncer will stick his head in here and throw me the fuck out." she laughed like hell and i wound up having a bunch of great lapdances and a good otc with her later on. i like the weird ones lol
my latest favorite was a very bootlylicious 20 year old Egyptian baby stripper i met a couple weeks ago. really cute face, stunning ass, braces, L.A. gear-style light up heels - im not usually into the really young-looking girls but good god her body was off the chain. she had half a brain too. we chatted for awhile and good convo at first but somewhere along the line i started to suspect some PED, namely blow. im pretty sure she was coked up as she was talking a mile a minute and it was mostly just random filler conversation, maybe she was nervous i dont know. At one point *during the lap dance* she goes "its ok, its not like we're in a relationship or something" - i was completely dumbstruck. ive heard some crazy shit over the years but never had a stripper say something like that after knowing me for like 20 minutes. honestly that was a boner killer and a little unprofessional. I dont know if that was her intent, to get rid of me or if she somehow managed to catch a feeling or two (i mean im charming but come on! laid it on pretty thick though, she was gorgeous) or if she was some type of intoxicated (most likely scenario, she was sucking down waters pretty hard) or just reaaaalllyyy new to the game but i had to call it a wrap soon after, hot as she was. i kind of feel for these young girls taking a stab at it since its 100% school of hard knocks - im sure theres no training whatsoever, just sink or swim and figure it out as you go. hope she sticks around and improves her game a little.
One girl asked for $500 plus just to take her out to dinner, fuck no
ISHMAEL: "Boy, you really know how to sweet talk a fella, huh?"
Me: "Will you do a BBBJ in the private dance area?"
Her: "no problem"
Me: "How about full service"
Her "Sure, with a condom"
Me: "How do you feel about Greek?"
Her: "I have no problem with Greeks. I also like Mexicans, French, Spanish, Japanese, Australian, Brazilian, Canadian, Germans, Chinese, Arabs ........
Me (interrupting her just as she was hitting her geographic stride and before she could get started on the African countries) "You know in this context, Greek means anal sex, don't you?"
Her (getting a disgusted look on her face): "You mean like ass sex? Ewwww, that's disgusting. The dancers in this club are classy. None of us would ever do anything like that in this club."
She walks away abruptly and starts chatting with a group of four dancers who were sitting at a table. She points at me so it is obvious that she is telling her friends about this customer who asked about "Greek" as in "not the country, Greece."
One of the dancers, an attractive blonde, gets up from the table and walks up to me and says, "So I hear you like booty. I love it in the booty! Want to go for a dance?"
Sold!